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Killer Karaoke is the destruction of classic songs that most people adore. Vocalist Pete Altieri leads the charge as he tears classic after classic to shreds before your very ears. Hearing his chilling rendition of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" has been known to bring some to actual tears.
For the first time ever, a singer with a brutal growling voice, has decided to sing a variety of classic tunes for your listening pleasure. Pete also sings with the metal band Low Twelve. In the works is a live show that Pete Altieri plans to take to the stage at comedy clubs in the Midwest. Right now he's working on a cd with the Killer Karaoke stuff and some other comedy that I'm sure you'll get a kick out of.
So check out the rest of the site and find out why so many people are asking . . . what is KILLER KARAOKE! Now you can tell them.
We're still working on the site, but for now you can listen to the track below to get a taste for what KILLER KARAOKE is all about.
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A Holly Jolly Christmas - from the "Seasons Beatings" CD (mp3 format) THE FULL SONG!
Grease Lightning - from the "A Tribute to Grease" CD (mp3 format) THE FULL SONG!
Jingle Bell Rock - from the "A Very Killer Christmas" CD, originally released on the "Sodomized by Santa" CD THE FULL SONG!
I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus - from the "A Very Killer Christmas" CD, originally released on the "Sodomized by Santa" CD 30 SECOND CLIP
Silent Night - from the "A Very Killer Christmas" CD, originally released on the "Sodomized by Santa" CD 30 SECOND CLIP
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer - from the "A Very Killer Christmas" CD, originally released on the "Sodomized by Santa" CD 30 SECOND CLIP
Blue Christmas - from the "A Very Killer Christmas" CD, originally released on the "Sodomized by Santa" CD 20 SECOND CLIP
Total Eclipse of the Heart - featuring Pete Altieri on vocals THE FULL SONG!
Stayin' Alive - featuring Pete Altieri and Miester on vocals THE FULL SONG!
My Heart Will Go On - featuring Pete Altieri and Bonesaw on vocals 30 SECOND CLIP
Bohemian Rhapsody - featuring Pete Altieri on vocals 30 SECOND CLIP
Beat It - featuring Pete Altieri on vocals 30 SECOND CLIP
Pick up one of these beauties . . . . use a debit/credit card and get one right now!
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KILLER
KARAOKE - SEASONS BEATINGS CD Hilarious karaoke madness by Heavycore founder Pete Altieri - brutal metal vocals sung to gay Christmas music. this is a must have if you like funny shit - contains classics destroyed like "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree", "The Little Drummer Boy", "Feliz Navidad", "All I Want For Christmas Is You", "Sleigh Ride", a Killer Karaoke original "O Cum Like Old Faithful", and more Christmas mockery. Check out samples of Killer Karaoke at www.myspace.com/killerkaraoke or www.killerkaraoke.net This is a burnt CD with a simple insert - but don't let that stop you - this shit is funny! |
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YOU HAVE TO LOVE
DESTROYING A CLASSIC!
Here's one hell of a funny CD from the insane mind of KILLER KARAOKE! We've all had to watch this stupid ass movie, so why not relish in desecrating the classic musical that your Mom will enjoy. Tracks include: Grease, Summer Nights, Grease Lightning, Sandy, Hopelessly Devoted To You, and You're the One That I Want. Bonus track - a Killer Karaoke original Born For Handjobs. It's hilarious! Additional vocals from Teresa Johnson. So grab your leather jacket and hair gel and get ready to take a trip back to the 1950's with this CD. Oh yeah . . . crank it up! |
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WHAT'S
CHRISTMAS WITHOUT KILLING?
Pick up the 12-song Christmas classic from KILLER KARAOKE CD now - just in time for the holidays. This is one your Mom never told you about, because she was hiding it all for herself! We recorded two new songs and have included all the Christmas songs from our previous holiday releases for one BRUTAL classic. Includes disturbing remakes of these Christmas favorites: Jingle Bell Rock, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Blue Christmas, Jingle Bell Rock, Silent Night, I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus, White Christmas, Frosty the Snowman, Let it Snow, Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire, and Grandma Got Sodomized By A Reindeeer! Oh the family will just love you for this one! Buy one for all the stockings you need to fill this year! |
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IT'S OK TO
CRY SOMETIMES . . . .
What person hasn't felt the need to cry when hearing a touching love song? Well - you might want to cry for other reasons after hearing these classics destroyed by none other than KILLER KAROAKE. Includes brutal renditions of classics like: Stayin' Alive, My Heart Will Go On, Total Eclipse of the Heart, La Vida Loca, I'm Too Sexy, Time of My Life, Lion Sleeps Tonight, Surfin' USA, Beat It, and Bohemian Rhapsody. KILLER KARAOKE has collected some of their most incredible songs into one jam-packed CD of 10 hilarious songs! Go stock up on tissues so you can cry in privacy when listening to this insanity! |
Enjoy some photos of Pete and the others who have put together the KILLER KARAOKE project. Huge thanks to Bonesaw from Chainsaw Homicide and Miester from Human Hatemachine for helping me out.
talk about emotion . . . that's Pete Altieri singing "My
Heart Will Go On" in the studio
more vocal prowess . . . Bonesaw from Chainsaw Homicide and
Meister from Human Hatemachine help out
Bonesaw and Pete get inspired with the Titanic necklace . . .
Meister laughing duing "Stayin' Alive" recording
Crazy Mike Lanham jumps up on stage for "I'm Too
Sexy" . . . and Meister gets up too for "Stayin'
Alive"
at the first KILLER KARAOKE performance on Saturday June 19, 2004
Contact Mr. Killer Karaoke himself - Pete Altrieri at pete@lowtwelve.com for more information or comments on KILLER KARAOKE.
Send $7.95 for "A Very Killer Christmas" or $7.95 for "Destroying the Classics" plus $3 for each copy you wish to order. If you want both CD's, then send $14.95 plus $4 shipping. Outside the US, please add $5 each for shipping. Send cash or money orders payable to Pete Altieri to:
Heavycore Records
PO Box 4324
Bloomington IL 61702
