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BRUTALITY REPORT
WARNING! |
IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Remember Tim Show
A Success! ► Splatter Pattern Updates ► Posercism Success on Command Center ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Kreator - Hordes of Chaos (amazing thrash mayhem from the masters) | |||
| 2. Low Twelve - Splatter Pattern mixes (non-stop brutalness in progress) | |||
| 3. Mercyful Fate - Melissa (awesome old school black metal) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . after missing a couple of weeks with a serious virus on the Low Twelve Command Center computer! Well, as you can see, I've got the problem taken care of, but those pesky little posergeists just won't stop trying to mess with the brutality express. Oh well - they might get me now and then, but the war is being fought in the trenches and Low Twelve is kicking ass and taking no fucking prisoners!
Speaking of kicking ass - we stomped ass beyond belief at the Remember Tim show we did Friday night at Coconut Louie's in Bloomington. It was a good time and the crowd was slamming for the whole night. We have the pics to prove it from Crazy Mike Lanham and the video we shot really turned out good. I'm hoping to post a song or two in the coming weeks, once I get caught up for being offline for nearly two full weeks with the virus. Much more on that later on . . . plus updates on "Splatter Pattern" as all the mock-ups and various other things were mailed off to artist Jeff Gaither to being working on it. We're very excited to see how things turn out, and of course we'll be sure to keep you bastards in the loop. All that plus one nasty Skank of the Week to make you puke up your lunch and several HOT chicks in the Brutality Report XXX to put you in the Valentine's mood . . .
So the posers of this planet now have to decide what to do. They tried to take me down with a virus and failed miserably . . . . because I came out of it without a scratch and now will unleash both barrels of death upon their lame and limp selves! So say "cheese" while Low Twelve unleashes the fury of 12 million brutal bastards.
Now get on with it.
| BRUTAL VALENTINE'S WISHES . . . |
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| I don't think I can
remember when Valentine's Day ever fell on a Sunday where I was doing a
Brutality Report. I'm sure it has, since I've been blasting the
reports out now for more than 10 years - but it's been nearly that long
ago it would have been possible. Either way - I would like to send
out some brutal Valentine's Day wishes to all of you fuckers and hope
you have a good one. Maybe you'll get lucky later on? While you're waiting for the right moment, why don't you check out the gallery below for some very sexy Valentine's Day wishes from our friend Nikki Sims. Most of you know Nikki from our Brutality Report XXX page - but this gallery is not anything to rough - she's a very well known "non nude" model which means she never really shows the goods . . . but comes as close as possible without crossing that very FINE line. Check it out and enjoy the pics . . . and if you like - click on Nikki's pic to the right to tour her site and check out more free pics and video, and if you're not a complete cheap ass - you might join up and get MUCH more pics, video and chatting each week with Nikki and her sexy friends. |
| POSERGEISTS FOILED AGAIN! |
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Earlier this month my computer really started acting weird and eventually froze up and I had to take it in to have it looked at. Fortunately, I back up often - especially with "Splatter Pattern" on my pc. The first place I went to said they were not sure if it was an issue with the mother board, or a potential trojan horse virus - and they suggested re-formatting the hard drive and seeing if that did the trick. They said there still could be problems after doing that, so I was hesitant. Fortunately I found a guy in Bloomington IL that is AWESOME when it comes to taking care of computer problems. Huge thanks to Tom Watkins of Hawk Computers for taking care of the problem and leaving the brutal computer completely intact with all my files and programs. It was actually 3 trojan horse viruses on my pc and Tom was able to isolate them, get rid of them and after a complete and thorough check of my entire system - he found no problems with any hardware. So the brutal computer got a check up and passes with flying colors. What a relief! Even with backing up files, there's always that concern that I might have forgotten something or files got damaged with the virus. So it was great Tom was able to do it and leave everything exactly the way I had it. I'm sure he got an "eyeful" when he looked through some of my files - especially the one labeled "skank" with all the skanks of the week from 2005 on. Ugh! If you want to contact Tom about a computer problem, or you're looking to upgrade or buy a new system, check him out online or call him at 309-662-7778. You can stop by too - they're off route 9 in Bloomington IL at 5 Westport Court by Ziebarts. He didn't pay me to plug his company - he was just a very cool guy who was honest and charged me a very reasonable price to take care of the problem - and very quickly! So I thought I'd pass his contact information along to any of you who might need their help. |
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| SPLATTER PATTERN UPDATES |
This is my copy, where I've kept notes, lyric changes, and all the dates when we've done tracking - it will become part of the "Making of Splatter Pattern" when we decided to release a DVD follow up to this new epic CD release! |
| Wes was able to stay busy
these past couple of weeks while my computer was down. He's making
great strides to get all the drum editing done. So far the rough
mixes he's been working on sound incredible and the reaction from
friends who have check it out has been "jaw dropping".
While my computer was down, I did manage to get all the information to artist Jeff Gaither so he could begin the process. We've given Jeff some direction and ideas - but he's got one hell of a warped imagination and so we're excited to see what he comes up with. First thing will be the cover art, which will be very simple - yet striking. We're going with a totally different look than any of our other releases, so I'm anxious to show it to you! I'm hoping Jeff gives us something soon so I can post if for you fuckers. All the inside liner notes and lyrics are being proofed by the band this week, so I can send it to Jeff and make sure he's got everything he needs to finish the job. The whole thing will be full color this time around. We're also working on a cool contest where one fan can score a cool gift package with some stuff we used to make the "Splatter Pattern" CD. For example, I just changed my bass strings - and the ones I had on were the ones I used on the recording. I thought someone might like to keep them for a cool one-of-a-kind keepsake. So I've asked Les, Wes, and Meister to come up with some strings/sticks, and I'll see what else I can dig up here to add to the package. I'll announce the contest here in the next week or so . . . so stay tuned! Here is the track listing for the 14-song "Splatter Pattern" CD in order:
STAINS OF OUR PAST |
If you haven't already heard "Bodies In My Pocket" rough mix - check it out on our myspace page if you want! So far the reactions have been kick ass. Much more on "Splatter Pattern" as things develop. Right now we're looking to have the entire thing mixed down, mastered, and art complete by April 1st and then release the CD near the end of April. We'll also be finishing up the "Bodies In My Pocket" video and probably at least two other videos for these new songs . . .
Once the CD is out, we'll be doing a major site update and overhaul, lots of new merchandise including girlie shirts, thongs and more - plus lots more shows. So stay tuned - the brutal express is in full gear in our twelfth year.
| REMEMBERING TIM SHOW A BIG SUCCESS |
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| We stomped total ass on
Friday night at Coconut Louie's in Bloomington. Huge thanks to
Jeff and everyone at the bar for being very cool to us and letting us
jam every now and then. We're actually working on a date in mid
May for a "Splatter Pattern" CD release. So watch out for that
one! We had our friends in Ephemeral Order and Trippswitch play along with us and the crowd was happening early - which is always a good sign. Trippswitch went on first and put on a good set, though it was short since they were working with a new drummer. I was joking around with the band before the show, that they were like Spinal Tap with the drummer changes. They sounded good and I thought improved from when I saw them the last time we played the bar. After them was Ephemeral Order, and they also tore it up. These guys played with us in January at the Poser Roast 24 show and really impressed me then. They sounded good again this time around, and offer a unique sound that is refreshing to hear bands who do their "own thing" as we have for a long time. We had Crazy Mike along with us and many good friends stopped by to say hi and check out the show. It was good to also see former Low Twelve guitarist Dan Steinlicht at the show, as well as Mike Shawback, Gam Colon formerly of Ocularis, and many more. Also a couple of former US Marines were at the show, they made the drive from the Peoria area to check it out. Huge hell yeahs to Alan and Matt for making it and I'm glad they both dug the show. As always, we appreciate all branches of the service and salute them whether they're still active duty or not! |
Check out some pics we took:
Crazy Mike . . . Mike Shawback . . . Dan "Wrigleyville"
Steinlicht (before the show)
Trippswitch
Ephemeral Order
Les Aldridge - Low Twelve . . . bringing the PAIN
Meister - Low Twelve . . . chugging the brutal
chords
Wes Pollock - Low Twelve . . . shredding his drum
set
Pete Altieri - Low Twelve (me) . . . laying down the
sick grooves and sporting my Tim tattoo on my left forearm!
I told some funny Tim stores throughout the night . . . and people seemed to enjoy it. There were so many good ones, that it's really hard to narrow them down. I also had a surprise up my sleeve for Meister and bought him one of those huge oversized Valentine's Day cards and presented it to him on stage. Check it out . . . Les and Wes got in on the joke too and after I gave Meister the card, they also presented him with some Valentine's Day balloons and candy. It was hilarious!
Meister opening his Valentine's card on stage
Thanks again to all who came out in support. We had a great time and we'll be back at Coconut Louie's again in May. As soon as things are confirmed, we'll pass on the details.
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| Last year we started taking
some of the more "extreme" photos off the Brutality Report so that
others could enjoy following Low Twelve and Heavycore without having to
see that sort of stuff. So we starting doing the Brutality Report
XXX - for you more hardcore bastards (or bitches) out there. As you know, we've got lots of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check that sort of thing out, then don't go there. You must be 18 or older to see that sort of thing - so you've been warned. But if you are legal to see that stuff and wish to - then you can see hot chicks like Jenny (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. We do a feature each week of one of the hottest young girls on the web - offering several galleries for you to check out. Some have movies on them too, so you can see much more than still shots. We also post several more galleries - featuring girls that do nasty things. We also have an archive of past galleries, so you could wind up with a disability claim from all the jerking you're about to do! So be careful and don't hurt yourselves . . . we need you in the trenches - being brutal as ever for the underground metal movement. So that gives you an idea of what's in store . . . lots of hot teen chicks doing nasty things. Need I say more? Just one last time - remember you must be 18 or older to see such things . . . so don't go there unless you're legal. Click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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