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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Skank Off 2009
Begins! ► Les and Meister Complete Trackingt ► December Chopping Block Show Complete ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Slayer - World Painted Blood (wow is all I can say to this new one from the mighty Slayer) | |||
| 2. Richard Cheese - Various (this guy is fucking hilarious) | |||
| 3. Sacred Oath - A Crystal Vision (the re-release from World Sound kicks major ass) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . it's been a very hectic week here in the Low Twelve Command Center! Last week Meister completed his vocals and this week Les wrapped up his solos and so we're nearing the brutal finish line for the new Low Twelve "Splatter Pattern" CD. Much more on that later with pics and more.
In addition to all that wickedness going down, I still managed to launch the ever-disgusting Skank Off contest for 2009. Oh it's fucking nasty as hell - so only the true hardcore sick fucks need to check this one out. Vote on the nastiest skank of the year and see which pig wins the Crown of Cocks for this year. I also completed the new December Chopping Block Show, and you can check it out below while you're reading this report. It slams and if you listen, you might win a new CD from Sacred Oath - the one I mentioned in the last report that is the 20th anniversary reissue of "A Crystal Vision". I played bass and did some vocals on that CD that was recorded back in 1987. Now that's old school!
All that plus the usual parade of vagina in the Brutality Report XXX. So don't delay the debauchery! Of course you posers out there my elect to unplug the computer and try and forget these past 11 years. Try and remember a time before Low Twelve when your lame ass was safe . . . but the reality is the last 11 years did happen and your woman rubs her nub when she hears the brutal tunes. Just admit it you fucking posers.
Now get on with it.
| END OF YEAR SHOW SLAMS POSERS INTO BRICK WALL |
one hour of sheer nastiness - hosted by Pete Altieri |
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Check out show #42 with this month's installment. It's hosted by me and as you know from hearing past shows, it's wicked as hell. Listen to the show and try and win the new Sacred Oath CD "A Crystal Vision" - the 20th anniversary reissue from World Sound. You can't win if you don't listen - so crank it the fuck up!
Part 1
At the Gates - Suicide Nation Cannibal Corpse - Evidence In the Furnace Sodom - Napalm In the Morning (live) Sacred Oath - A Crystal Vision Vesicant - Inner Plight Decapitated - Mandatory Suicide Skinless - Wicked World
Part 2 Listen to the NEW Heavycore Chopping Block part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3) Send any comments about the show (good or bad) to me at join@heavycore.org |
| SKANK OFF 2009
BEGINS! We've been doing the Skank Off for many years now . . . and it is only for those who are 18 and older that wish to view some really graphic shit. So don't go there if you're not legal to see it or if you can't handle some sick shit. You can vote once per day and on Sunday December 27th - the final Brutality Report of the year . . . we'll announce the "winner" of the Crown of Cocks. |
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| SPLATTER PATTERN UPDATES |
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| We have been busting ass to
get the new Low Twelve CD done now for almost a full year. It was
January 2009 that we first started tracking drums and due to some set
backs . . . it's taken us a while to get things wrapped up. But, it took
us a full year to do "This Side Toward Enemy" as well. When you
record yourself, it does take a lot of time. Especially when all
of us work full time jobs and try and squeeze as much time as we can
spare into the band. I've been I don't know how many hours so far
in front of the computer as we've tracked guitars, bass, and vocals up
in my home studio in Heyworth IL. Of course you know it as Nasty
Studios.
Well - last week Meister nailed the last of his vocals for the "Splatter Pattern" CD. His guitar tracking has been done now for over a month, so he's completely finished. My bass and vocals are complete and on Friday night Les came by here to finish his guitar solos and harmony parts fort the last of the songs. So now it's all up to Wes to complete his drum tracking for the last group of songs and then we'll be mixing it down. I've been mixing as we go, so hopefully that won't take too long. Wes has a lot of time to put in to get the drums edited down, and so as he's doing that, I'll be mixing and dialing in the rest of the tracks. We appreciate your understanding here and we are still looking to release the CD as early in 2010 as humanly possible. Soon Jeff Gaither will be working on the artwork and I'll let you check that out when he's got something for us. Check out some pics below of Meister and Les here finishing up their tracking. So far things are sounding unbelievably brutal. |
Les preparing to lay down some scorching leads!
Les burning up the frets of his new Kramer "Kramertorium"
guitar
Les' rack-o-death
My son Joe with Les' new Kramer . . . he actually
plays a small bass part in the instrumental "Fire For Effect" on the new CD
Meister heads into the vocal booth to get nasty!
Here is the track listing (in no particular order) for the new "Splatter Pattern" CD:
Defiance to the End
Not Forgotten
Bind Torture Kill
Mountains of the Dead
Scourge
Bodies In My Pocket
A Hero's Last Stand
Hand of the Dying
Splatter Pattern
Dying Room
Fire For Effect (instrumental)
Lines Drawn (re-recorded classic song)
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| Last year we started taking
some of the more "extreme" photos off the Brutality Report so that
others could enjoy following Low Twelve and Heavycore without having to
see that sort of stuff. So we starting doing the Brutality Report
XXX - for you more hardcore bastards (or bitches) out there. As you know, we've got lots of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check that sort of thing out, then don't go there. You must be 18 or older to see that sort of thing - so you've been warned. But if you are legal to see that stuff and wish to - then you can see hot chicks like Kristina (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. We do a feature each week of one of the hottest young girls on the web - offering several galleries for you to check out. Some have movies on them too, so you can see much more than still shots. We also post several more galleries - featuring girls that do nasty things. We also have an archive of past galleries, so you could wind up with a disability claim from all the jerking you're about to do! So be careful and don't hurt yourselves . . . we need you in the trenches - being brutal as ever for the underground metal movement. So that gives you an idea of what's in store . . . lots of hot teen chicks doing nasty things. Need I say more? Just one last time - remember you must be 18 or older to see such things . . . so don't go there unless you're legal. Click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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