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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Les Tearing Up
Guitar Solos ► Stinkditch to Co-Host Chopping Block Show ► November Shows Booked ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Low Twelve - Splatter Pattern rough mixes (so far - kicking total ass) | |||
| 2. Mercyful Fate - Don't Break the Oath (one of my all time favorite CDs) | |||
| 3. Kreator - Live Kreation (killer . . . just fucking killer) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . it's been a very hectic, yet brutal week here in the Low Twelve Command Center. Les came by Friday night and yesterday to lay down some solos and harmonies for the new "Splatter Pattern" CD. You'll get to see some video of him tearing up the fret board! Hell yeah.
In addition, I've got Stinkditch coming into Nasty Studios this week to do the October Chopping Block Show along with me. It should be a blast and Kruztea and crew come in to terrorize the posers of this planet along with me. We're going to be talking about the upcoming Hallowfest 5 show and much more. I've also got some new pics from last week's practice, plenty of skanks and sluts to go around in the Brutality Report XXX, and much, much more! How can you resist that?
So now is the time that the real metal heads must push their way to the computer screen, while the weak and cowardly posers lay down on the floor in the cum stain and just be thankful they're not getting their asses kicked to hard at the moment. But of course once the metal freaks are done with this week's report, they'll go back to slapping poser ass and chasing their womenfolk down for the sodomization!
Now get on with it.
| TWO MORE SHOWS BOOKED
FOR THIS YEAR . . .
Everyone in the band, and many of the fans who have emailed me since Les came back - are pumped as hell to see us with the new lineup. So check it out - I've got a couple more shows booked for November, that are guaranteed to slap your ass silly and make you start wetting the bed again! Friday November 13th Saturday November 14th So watch out for these two local area shows to close out the 2009 season . . . while we complete the final touches on "Splatter Pattern" for it's release in early 2010, and then a major ball slapping for live shows to come next year following that release! |
| LOOKING FOR A METAL
HEAD TO BE IN A VIDEO This week I posted some stuff on myspace and our facebook page, looking for a male who would like to be in our upcoming "Bodies in My Pocket" video. What we're looking for is a 18-30 year old (or at least that looks that old), that has a military look . . . the haircut to go with it. The person does not have to be in the military, or have any military experience, but to play the part of the Marine in the video, we'd like someone who looks the part. Right now we don't have a date set for the video shoot - but it will be in Central Illinois probably on a weekend. No one will be paid to be in the video - since we're going to be on a very low budget. But it should be a lot of fun, and we'll make sure you get fed and enjoy yourself. The person will not need to talk, just be in a few scenes sitting in a chair and doing a few other things while the music is being played. Serious inquiries please contact me at pete@lowtwelve.com |
| RICK RESCORLA RIDE A
HUGE SUCCESS Check out the link below for a news article with some pics and video from the ride from NYC to Fort Benning I've been telling you about. It's awesome! We also got an email back from one of Rick's closest friends, Fred McBee, who said he really enjoyed the rough mix we sent him of "A Hero's Last Stand". That's of course with rough scratch drums, no guitar solos, and just a temp mix to work with. So we're glad he liked it, and we're looking forward to getting that song done so they can post it on the memorial website for Rick and possibly use it in the future in some way! |
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| STINKDITCH TO CO-HOST OCTOBER CHOPPING BLOCK SHOW THIS WEEK |
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| I'll be chilling out with
the guys in Stinkditch this week, as they come into Nasty Studios to
co-host the Chopping Block Show. It should be a lot of fun.
We're going to be talking a lot about the big Hallowfest 5 show coming
on Halloween night October 31st in Rossville Illinois. These shows
are always a blast and this year they're going to have two stages going
on - so it should be even more bad ass. The new October Chopping Block Show will be posted sometime around 10/1 and will run the entire month. The Chopping Block Show is played on many internet stations, and of course by thousands of metal freaks who read these Brutality Reports and more. If you haven't heard the last show - then you need to check it out. Make it a point to spread the word to other metal heads you know. www.myspace.com/choppingblockshow
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| LES TEARING IT UP! |
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| Les came by on Friday to
Nasty Studios to start recording his guitar solos and harmony parts for
the new Low Twelve CD "Splatter Pattern". He did an awesome job!
He'll be coming by today at noon, so I will be busting that out when
this report is posted online! No rest for the brutal. Check out this video of Les!
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Did you like that? I have to keep the quality lower for youtube, but you get the idea. Check out a couple other pics.
Les doing a little guitar maintenance
Les' rack-o-death
| STUPID PRACTICE SHIT We had a great week last Sunday at practice. We got lots of work done on the new stuff and Les is getting more and more on board with everything. Even Crazy Mike stopped by - so that was awesome. We didn't practice this week, so Les would have a chance to get his recording done. Check out some pics from last weekend.
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| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| Last year we started taking
some of the more "extreme" photos off the Brutality Report so that
others could enjoy following Low Twelve and Heavycore without having to
see that sort of stuff. So we starting doing the Brutality Report
XXX - for you more hardcore bastards (or bitches) out there. As you know, we've got lots of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check that sort of thing out, then don't go there. You must be 18 or older to see that sort of thing - so you've been warned. But if you are legal to see that stuff and wish to - then you can see hot chicks like Marla (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. We do a feature each week of one of the hottest young girls on the web - offering several galleries for you to check out. Some have movies on them too, so you can see much more than still shots. We also post several more galleries - featuring girls that do nasty things. We also have an archive of past galleries, so you could wind up with a disability claim from all the jerking you're about to do! So be careful and don't hurt yourselves . . . we need you in the trenches - being brutal as ever for the underground metal movement. So that gives you an idea of what's in store . . . lots of hot teen chicks doing nasty things. Need I say more? Just one last time - remember you must be 18 or older to see such things . . . so don't go there unless you're legal. Click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Saturday October 31st
Hallowfest V Show! 2 stages - 10
bands!
at the Rossville VFW, Route 1,
Rossville IL
6pm, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID), $3 cover
with Stinkditch, Zeroshift, Seven Year Existence, Blessed with Pain, Seminary,
and more!
Friday November 13th
Coconut Louie's, Veteran's Parkway &
Washington Street, Bloomington IL
9pm, 21 and older show
with bands to be announced
Saturday November 14th
Metal Church, Main Street, Stanford IL
5pm, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID)
with As Blood Will Tell, Third Temple, Seminary, Vagivore, and others
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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