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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► More On Les'
Return . . . and Lesisms ► Replay of the August Chopping Block Show ► "Splatter Pattern" Audio Tease ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Low Twelve - Splatter Pattern rough mixes (so far - kicking total ass) | |||
| 2. Carcass - Necroticism (what a great death metal CD) | |||
| 3. Black Sabbath - Volume IV (love this shit - back in the day big time) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . it's been a typical hectic week here spewing out more brutal propaganda than you can imagine! With Les back in the saddle again, we've got a lot of work ahead to get him up to speed on the new songs, so we're ready to tear shit up on stage again soon. But we also have to get the solos recorded for "Splatter Pattern" at the same time, so we're all busting ass to make it happen. Much more on "Splatter Pattern" later in this report - you'll get to hear a 60-second clip of "Mountains of the Dead" with Meister and I screaming along so brutally. Continue on if you have a sack big enough (or a womb if you're a chick) to handle such wickedness.
In addition to all that, I'm going to spin the August Chopping Block Show for you again, to remind you bastards that the show is posted all month and to turn some fans on to the band As Blood Will Tell that hosted this show with me. Since the site was down for almost two weeks, I'm going to continue to run this show through September as well - so they can get some added exposure. Watch out for the October show, since that will be co-hosted by Stinkditch as they talk about the upcoming Hallowfest 5 show in Rossville. So that is going to kick some major ass. In addition, I've busted out the first official Lesism to welcome him back to the fray, a brand new sexy pic of Chelsea in Chelsea's Corner, plus lots of other nasty girls doing NASTY things in the Brutality Report XXX. Oh - and don't forget to check out the Skank of the Week for you sick fucks in the crowd. She's pretty damn nasty this time around if I must say so! How can you resist that tease?
So posers of the planet seek shelter. Some real metal freaks are about to unleash the fury and you're just too much of a pussy to handle it. We know - it's ok. Your womenfolk will stay behind and breed with us, because they know your spawn would be weak and frail . . . and hung like a tic-tac. So take that shit you bitches!
Now get on with it.
| CHOPPING BLOCK SHOW 40 REPLAY |
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We had a blast early this month with As Blood Will Tell, who came by my house and entered Nasty Studios to do the August Chopping Block Show along with me. It was hilarious and you'll hear some of it on the show. We play two of their songs from a current demo they've got out and also spin some wicked shit along the way. It's the 40th show - so how about that shit? Listen to the NEW Heavycore Chopping Block (August 2009) part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3)
Part 1 Carcass - Corporal Jigsore Quandary Jungle Rot - Cut in Two As Blood Will Tell - Burying Yourself Hackneyed - Gut Candy Torture Killer - Sadistic All Shall Perish - Awaken the Dreamers
Part 2 - Be the first one to get this question right and email your answer to join@heavycore.org to score a FREE copy of the great Heavycore DVD "Roasting Posers". Which one of the Golden Girls does Diego from As Blood Will Tell jerk off to? Listen to the show to score the correct answer. Good luck fuckers. listen to the show now and spread the word to other metal freaks you know! |
| LESIMS . . . OH NO! |
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When Meister and Dan joined Low Twelve back in March of 2008, I started the "ism" thing. It all started as you all remember with Meister. He really got nailed with it, as I pumped out graphic after graphic with funny stuff for the greater Meisterisms like Oscar Meister, My Cousin Meister, and how can we forget Metro Goldwyn Meister? The list goes on and on. Then Dan got in the act and we started coming up with some funny Danisms. He got tons - shit like Three Doors Dan, System of a Dan, and Dan Halen. The "isms" did branch out to me and Wes a bit, but for some reason they didn't have the same sting of humor that the Danisms and Meisterisms did. Well - I figured since Les has returned, he needed to be "ismed" a bit. So I came up with a nice simple one - Les Zeppelin. Check out this vintage pic I dug up of Les with the guys in the early days. Ha. Do you have a good Lesism? Or what about another "ism" Give it a shot and send your ideas to me at pete@lowtwelve.com so I can check 'em out and possibly post them here! Also send your emails to Les at les@lowtwelve.com - tons of people have been contacting me about how excited they are that he's back, so get in on the act and let Les know what you think about his return to Low Twelve. Hell yeah! |
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| MEISTER RIPPING IT UP THIS WEEK! |
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great progress on the new Low Twelve CD - Splatter Pattern.
Meister finished up the guitar tracks for the first 8 songs. The
remaining four will be done in the next round, after Wes completes his
drum tracks. All this is happening at breakneck speed . . . so
while that's going on I'm doing my lead vocal tracking here this week
and next. So far I've got only four songs done, so I have four
more to sing. Then Meister is going to be adding his vocals to the
mix, and we already did manage to get his vocals done for "Mountains of
the Dead". It's sick as hell. Check out this very rough mix,
with still only crappy reference drums: Mountains of the Dead (60-second mp3 clip) Soon Les will be coming in to put his touches on the songs. He'll be adding some harmonies and tasty melodic stuff where it's needed. He'll also be doing many of the guitar solos. There still might be another solo or two from Meister, and Nathan Kurtz is also going to do a guest solo on the CD as planned. Many of you know Nate from his guitar work with Skeptik and his assistance with drum tracking for this project and our last recordings. Many of you commented on how you dug the video I posted last week of me and Meister recording. I'll be doing another one of those with Les and Wes coming soon. So that should be cool. We'll continue to keep you all updated on how things are going . . . and once we announce a release date for Splatter Pattern, you'll be the first ones to know. Long live Low Fucking Twelve. |
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| Last year we started taking
some of the more "extreme" photos off the Brutality Report so that
others could enjoy following Low Twelve and Heavycore without having to
see that sort of stuff. So we starting doing the Brutality Report
XXX - for you more hardcore bastards (or bitches) out there. As you know, we've got lots of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check that sort of thing out, then don't go there. You must be 18 or older to see that sort of thing - so you've been warned. But if you are legal to see that stuff and wish to - then you can see hot chicks like Maria (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. We do a feature each week of one of the hottest young girls on the web - offering several galleries for you to check out. Some have movies on them too, so you can see much more than still shots. We also post several more galleries - featuring girls that do nasty things. We also have an archive of past galleries, so you could wind up with a disability claim from all the jerking you're about to do! So be careful and don't hurt yourselves . . . we need you in the trenches - being brutal as ever for the underground metal movement. So that gives you an idea of what's in store . . . lots of hot teen chicks doing nasty things. Need I say more? Just one last time - remember you must be 18 or older to see such things . . . so don't go there unless you're legal. Click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Saturday October 31st
Hallowfest V Show! 2 stages - 10
bands!
at the Rossville VFW, Route 1,
Rossville IL
6pm, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID), $3 cover
with Stinkditch, Zeroshift, Seven Year Existence, Seminary, Ocularis, Blessed
with Pain, and more!
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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