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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Les Aldridge
Reports For Duty! ► Video of "Splatter Pattern" Recording ► Web Updates Coming Soon ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Low Twelve - Splatter Pattern rough mixes (so far - kicking total ass) | |||
| 2. Carcass - Necroticism (what a great death metal CD) | |||
| 3. Black Sabbath - Volume IV (love this shit - back in the day big time) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . what a crazy week it's been! As you can see and the buzz is all over the internet . . . Les Aldridge has returned to Low Twelve to assume his guitar duties once again! How about a huge FUCK YEAH on that one? The whole band is pumped that Les wanted to come back and jam again, since his departure in March of 2008 was so sudden and untimely. So we're happy he's back and ready to destroy you fuckers. Much more on that later in the report.
In addition to that great news, Meister has been busting his ass over here in Nasty Studios to put down some brutal guitar rhythms and make the new "Splatter Pattern" CD stomp ass! He was doing the second rhythms that Dan did, and since he's playing to himself - the result is super tight guitar work that really make things sound heavy as hell and tight at the same time. You'll be able to see some video that I shot this week of me doing some bass tracking, plus some vocals in my brutal vocal booth at Nasty Studios, and Meister doing his very first guitar solo! So read on if you want to check out the 5 minute video clip I put together to give you bastards an update on how the new CD is coming along. Aside from that - the site is back up as you can tell, after I missed two Brutality Reports, it's nice to have it back and running like it should. Expect some web updates coming soon as I tweak out the website and make it better and add lots of content.
Of course you get your nasty Skank of the Week and a sizzling new pic of Chelsey from Chelsey's Corner in the Brutality Report XXX - so don't miss that if you're 18 or older and wish to see that sort of thing. You poser bitches really need to throw yourselves from a building with the news of Les coming back - that means you're going to hear Low Twelve loud and fucking clear my friends and there's no escaping the brutalness!
Now get on with it.
| LES IS BACK! |
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| It was tough to see Les
Aldridge go back in March of 2008. Wes and I had some serious
decisions to make. We needed to figure out if we wanted to get
another guitar player, or two and really make a go of it.
Ironically, when Les quit back in March 2008, he said "maybe our paths
will cross again musically down the road". He couldn't have been
more right! On Saturday August 22, 2009 - I asked Les if he wanted
to come back and he said he would love to. After a couple of phone
calls to Meister and Wes - it was an easy band decision. Like
Meister said, "how could we say no to Les wanting to come back?".
I say "hell yeah" to that and that's all it was. Within the matter
of a few hours, the daunting task of what we were going to do to replace
Dan on lead guitar was solved and we got back a rock-solid dude like Les
who served as lead guitarist for 10 good years before leaving for some
personal reasons 18 months ago. With Les' personal issues solved and things much more stable right now, it seemed like the perfect time to ask him to come back. I was happy to hear Les was interested in coming back, because we knew that if we were going to get someone else in the band, it really needed to be someone we trusted and knew would deliver the goods. There are very few people who we knew that would be willing to do that and Les of course was at the top of all our lists. Things work our for a reason. I sent a text message about this to several of my close friends, one of them being Nathan Kurtz - former Skeptik guitar player and engineer for the drum recording sessions we've done recently. Nate responded with "it was meant to be this way". Another close friend just said "thank fucking god". So immediately the reaction is excitement and relief that the saga that is Low Twelve refuses to lay down and seems to only be picking up some major steam! So if you want to send Les an email, go on and welcome him back to brutality at les@lowtwelve.com and look to see some new band pics, and much more in the coming months. |
| HALLOWFEST HERE WE COME |
K.A.M.Productions Presents:
Doors Open @ 5:30pm |
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The first show back with the new and improved Low Twelve lineup will be at the Hallowfest 5 show in Rossville Illinois on Saturday October 31st. What a way to celebrate Halloween! From doing the past four Hallowfest shows - these are great and definitely you don't want to miss this one. Not to mention being the first to check out Les' return to form with the band and all the insane Cornjerkers that make it out to these shows. Plus the girls will be out showing off their bodies in sexy costumes and so it's a good time. I'm sure Crazy Mike will be "in the house" with his camera and with two stages going on - the metal will never stop. Kruztea is going all out this year and that's kick ass. Hallowfest 5 American Legion, Rossville Illinois |
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| MEISTER NEARLY CUTS HIS TOE OFF! |
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| I got a call last weekend
from Meister who told me that he almost cut his pinky toe off at work
with a circular saw! I have a "thing" for circular saws because
when I was 19, I was working for this guy installing garage doors.
I had never really used a saw before, so he was showing me how to use
it. Amazingly, he cut his thumb off within the first two minutes
and calmly told me to pick up his thumb, put it in a cup of ice and take
him to the hospital. Needless to say, ever since then I've been a
little jumpy around a circular saw! So here's a pic of Meister's foot all bandaged up and he took a few stitches too. He was laid up most of this week, which for our recording worked out good. He came over a few nights and we made some good progress. If you want to send Meister an email about this - go ahead at meister@lowtwelve.com - keep in mind his computer access is limited right now, but he'll get it eventually. Hey - he's from Pontiac. What else do I need to say? |
| SPLATTER PATTERN UPDATES |
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| Meister and I made some
great progress this week with the "Splatter Pattern" CD. He's only
got one more song to do on guitar before we start working on vocals.
He even busted out his first lead ever with "Bodies In My Pocket" and I
must say, it turned out really good. He's been working hard and it
shows - his rhythms were unbelievably tight and sounding heavier than
hell. Check out the video below of me and Meister doing some tracking. You'll get to see a little behind-the-scenes on how the CD is coming along.
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| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| Last year we started taking
some of the more "extreme" photos off the Brutality Report so that
others could enjoy following Low Twelve and Heavycore without having to
see that sort of stuff. So we starting doing the Brutality Report
XXX - for you more hardcore bastards (or bitches) out there. As you know, we've got lots of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check that sort of thing out, then don't go there. You must be 18 or older to see that sort of thing - so you've been warned. But if you are legal to see that stuff and wish to - then you can see hot chicks like Jenny (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. We do a feature each week of one of the hottest young girls on the web - offering several galleries for you to check out. Some have movies on them too, so you can see much more than still shots. We also post several more galleries - featuring girls that do nasty things. We also have an archive of past galleries, so you could wind up with a disability claim from all the jerking you're about to do! So be careful and don't hurt yourselves . . . we need you in the trenches - being brutal as ever for the underground metal movement. So that gives you an idea of what's in store . . . lots of hot teen chicks doing nasty things. Need I say more? Just one last time - remember you must be 18 or older to see such things . . . so don't go there unless you're legal. Click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Saturday October 31st
Hallowfest V Show! 2 stages - 10
bands!
at the Rossville VFW, Route 1,
Rossville IL
details pending, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID), $3 cover
with Stinkditch, Zeroshift and more tba
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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