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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► As Blood Will
Tell Co-Host August Chopping Block Show
► Bass Begins For "Splatter Pattern" ► Audio tease for "Splatter Pattern" ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Arsis - We Are the Nightmare (completely wicked technical death metal) | |||
| 2. Carcass - Necroticism (what a great death metal CD) | |||
| 3. Kreator - Live Kreation (man I love this fucking double live CD) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . I've been busy as hell here in the Low Twelve Command Center - busting out another edition of the Heavycore Chopping Block with the guys in As Blood Will Tell this week was just not enough. I also had to start bass tracking and melting the speakers with some of the most brutal tones imaginable. I was waiting for the cops to kick my studio door down the shit was so wicked! You'll get to hear some samples of what we've been working on with the new "Splatter Pattern" CD. It's beyond brutal my friends.
In addition to that . . . you can hear that Chopping Block Show that I did with As Blood Will Tell and hear guitarist Diego Aguilar tell the world why he likes to jack off to watching the Golden Girls. Yes, you've heard it here first and I'm delivering the goods. There's even a contest with this report - so if you're the first bastard (or bitch) that gets it right, then you score a free copy of the Roasting Posers DVD. How 'bout that shit? Also a brand new and HOT picture of Chelsey in the Brutality Report XXX in her special Chelsey's Corner section. It's sexy as hell and I'm sure you horny fuckers will enjoy it. I've also got a link on there so you can check out the past pics of Chelsey we've posted. So bust out the tissues and jerk away my friends - you've got a lot of hotness in the Brutality Report XXX this week.
Now is the time for all the poser pukes in the world to run away from their computers and go do something else to take their mind off Low Twelve and Heavycore. It must be tough, knowing your woman is rubbing herself reading these reports and you're watching a VH1 special on Fred Durst. You are so fucking pathetic bitches! Please allow me to put some broken glass in your eyes and kick your face silly with my steel-toed boots of love.
Now get on with it.
| POSERS HAVE BEEN WARNED - CHOPPING BLOCK SHOW #40 UNLEASHED! |
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We had a blast this week as most of the guys (not all) from As Blood Will Tell came by my house and entered Nasty Studios to do the August Chopping Block Show along with me. It was hilarious and you'll hear some of it on the show. We play two of their songs from a current demo they've got out and also spin some wicked shit along the way. It's the 40th show - so how about that shit? Listen to the NEW Heavycore Chopping Block (August 2009) part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3)
Part 1 Carcass - Corporal Jigsore Quandary Jungle Rot - Cut in Two As Blood Will Tell - Burying Yourself Hackneyed - Gut Candy Torture Killer - Sadistic All Shall Perish - Awaken the Dreamers
Part 2 - Be the first one to get this question right and email your answer to join@heavycore.org to score a FREE copy of the great Heavycore DVD "Roasting Posers". Which one of the Golden Girls does Diego from As Blood Will Tell jerk off to? Listen to the show to score the correct answer. Good luck fuckers. listen to the show now and spread the word to other metal freaks you know! |
| HALLOWFEST 5 - A BIG
ONE THIS YEAR! We've played all of the Hallowfest shows so far and will be doing the one this year too! We told Kruztea and crew that we'll find a way to go up and tear shit up despite our being less one guitar player. Check out the details on this big show below. It's going to be on Halloween this year and he's got two stages going on - so you can go from one to the other and not have any down time. He's got ten bands slamming it hardcore. Check it out . . . and write this one down on your calendars! K.A.M Productions Presents Hallowfest V Saturday October 31st -
Halloween Night Low
Twelve |
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| SPLATTER PATTERN UPDATE - BASS THUNDER IN HEYWORTH! |
Schecter 5-string Diamond Series bass,
Peavey 700-watt Firebass amp, |
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bass tracking for the new Low Twelve "Splatter Pattern" CD and so far -
so fucking brutal. I spent one night just dialing in my tone and
I've got it thundering big time. I had to do a couple test burns
to CD to see how my car stereo - a basic stock system - would handle
that sort of bass sound. It did fine - but there still is a lot of
tweaking to do. Plus, as we continue to add layers on top of the
foundation - things will change and make the mix sound different.
Right now it's very raw, but wicked just the same. So far I've got "A Hero's Last Stand", "Defiance to the End", "Mountains of the Dead", and "Lines Drawn" complete. I will resume recording tomorrow when I start on "Bodies in My Pocket". Once I'm done with the first group of nine songs, then I will continue on vocals . . . and putting down Meister's second rhythm guitar tracks. At the same time, Wes will be meeting up with engineer Nathan Kurtz who will record the final drums one more time. The first time we did them in January 2009, Wes was not happy with things. We knew that the only way to really do this right was to use a click track. That's like a metronome that clicks away while you play, to make sure you keep on time and don't speed up or slow things down. So to give us something to work with while we waited for the drum recording, Wes made us a very rough drum recording from down in his basement with only one microphone - so we'd have a reference drum track to play with. Since everyone is using the same click track - it will all come into focus at the end once Wes does the drums again and we stick it onto the music we've already recorded. It sounds confusing - but this is the way music is recorded. Very seldom do bands play "live" in a studio anymore. If you'd like to check out a little sampler of what we've been doing - check this out below. Remember, the drums are the rough reference drums and will not sound like this on the CD. Even the bass, guitar, and vocals are not fully mixed and edited down. But you'll get the idea. What you're going to hear is a short medley from the songs "Mountains of the Dead" and "A Hero's Last Stand". Enjoy! |
Check out a couple of pics . . . Wes stopped by and I took one of him, and then while I busted out "Defiance to the End" he took one of me.
Wes giving horns up in Nasty Studios
Me laying down the sick grooves in Nasty Studios
Since I do my own bass and vocal recording - I am a one-man-show and it's quite the work out. I have to play and start/stop the recording and then listen back, deciding on whether or not it was good enough of a take. With both bass and vocals, I'm very picky and wind up sometimes doing things over and over. For example - "Mountains of the Dead" is a six minute long song. It took me about 3 1/2 hours to do the vocals and it's still not completed. I still need Meister to do his parts. So it takes a lot of time and it does go slowly. But we know the final result is going to stomp your ass into the ground.
More bass tracking this week as I finish up the first group of nine songs . . . waiting for Wes to bust out the last few and finalize all the drums. Once he does that, things should start falling together very quickly. Hang in there my brutal comrades - "Splatter Pattern" will be upon you soon.
Send comments on the medley or whatever to contact@lowtwelve.com
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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some of the more "extreme" photos off the Brutality Report so that
others could enjoy following Low Twelve and Heavycore without having to
see that sort of stuff. So we starting doing the Brutality Report
XXX - for you more hardcore bastards (or bitches) out there. As you know, we've got lots of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check that sort of thing out, then don't go there. You must be 18 or older to see that sort of thing - so you've been warned. But if you are legal to see that stuff and wish to - then you can see hot chicks like Kimmie (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. We do a feature each week of one of the hottest young girls on the web - offering several galleries for you to check out. Some have movies on them too, so you can see much more than still shots. We also post several more galleries - featuring girls that do nasty things. We also have an archive of past galleries, so you could wind up with a disability claim from all the jerking you're about to do! So be careful and don't hurt yourselves . . . we need you in the trenches - being brutal as ever for the underground metal movement. So that gives you an idea of what's in store . . . lots of hot teen chicks doing nasty things. Need I say more? Just one last time - remember you must be 18 or older to see such things . . . so don't go there unless you're legal. Click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Saturday October 31st
Hallowfest V Show! 2 stages - 10
bands!
at the Rossville VFW, Route 1,
Rossville IL
5:30pm, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID), $5 cover
with Stinkditch, Ocularis, Blessed with Pain, Fallen Oath, Seminary, Zeroshift and more
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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