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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Pete's Michael
Jackson Tribute ► More "Splatter Pattern" Updates ► Low Twelve Supporting Local Soldier ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Iron Maiden - Flight 666 (great new double live cd/dvd) | |||
| 2. Exodus - Fabulous Disaster (killer thrash mayhem) | |||
| 3. Killer Karaoke - Destroying the Classics (ok - it's fuckin' funny) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . it's been a typical crazy week here in the Low Twelve Command Center. We've been working hard on the last bits of writing for the final songs of "Splatter Pattern" and will be hitting the recording hard over the next several weeks. Much more on the updates with the new Low Twelve CD coming later in the report.
Of course everyone on the planet has heard about the passing of Michael Jackson. Well - of course you can only imagine that I, the Brutal One, have my own slant on that situation as well as a bit of a tribute to the gloved one. So you can look forward to that trip down the twisted path as you forge on my brutal friends. In addition, we'll be doing a private party for a local Heywotth Illinois metal head who's going into the US Army late in July. Much more on that later on in the report - so make sure you check that out! Also, we've got the usual parade of pussy in the Brutality Report XXX with some very hot chicks doing nasty things - plus one brutal skank of the week that is probably going to make you puke up your breakfast. Warning - it's rough! But then you expect that shit don't you? I mean really . . . . anyone who has read just one Brutality Report knows my penchant for the sick and twisted. For you dumb bastards out there, the word penchant means "a strong inclination, taste, or liking for something". Can you believe that these reports can actually teach a person something? Nice.
So this is the time that the weak and lame out in the crowd bow out. While the rest of us nasty fuckers read on, you curl up and cry like pussies. You think about the day when you had your Bon Jovi door poster on your bedroom door and hung all your colored scarves on the door knob. And then sometimes - only once in a while, you jerked off thinking that you could be as cool as Bon Jovi. Ha - that's when I kicked in your bedroom door, lit that door poster on fire and proceeded to kick you in the ball sack for an hour. Ha - you fucking poser you. I've been calling all the posers out, so one day they can look back at those "poser days" and realize what complete mindless follower pussies they were back then. I never followed trends and have consistently gone against the grain for what I dig. That's real metal - like "fucking someone in the ass in a dirty convenient store bathroom." Now - that's Low Twelve.
Now get on with it.
| GLOVELESS FORVER . . . |
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you don't speak ill of the dead. Well - I'm sure at some point of
my brutal writings here, I've probably offended both the living and the
dead. Well - everyone has heard about Michael Jackson dying this
week. He was a talented guy - I'll give him that. While I
hate pop music with a passion, I can at least say the dude was talented.
However, the rest of his life was a fucking train wreck. All that
stuff about him molesting children was never proved, so his fans and
admirers can say that. But I don't know - the dude just screamed
child molester to me. Not to mention the weird shit with his many
facial plastic surgery and all that. That's too fucked up for me.
I can't even look at pictures of him with that nose and all.
That's why I chose this picture from the 1980's when he looked more like
a person and not an android who loved to play with the genitals of
little kids. That's just nasty. Anyway - back a few years ago when playing around with my insane side project, Killer Karaoke, I did a version of "Beat It" that you might get a kick out of. I figured with the "gloved one" passing away this week, I could at least give the Low Twelve fans out there a good laugh and my own twisted version of his mega smash "Beat It". Click on the link below to hear it in streaming mp3 format. I also have a myspace for Killer Karaoke, that I very rarely check, but you're more than welcome to click on this link and check out more stupid shit I've done - Killer Karaoke style. from the "Destroying the Classics" CD |
Other Classic Killer Karaoke CD releases:
this is the one I'm working on now . . . well - when the Low Twelve CD is done
for more information, go to www.myspace.com/killerkaraoke
| LOW TWELVE SUPPORTING LOCAL SOLDIER |
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On Saturday July 18th we'll be playing a party that will be the going away bash for local Heyworth Illinois metal head - Jonathan Bethel. We know his older brother Jim, who has helped out doing sound for us at shows. So when Jonathan asked me about doing the show for him - we were more than supportive of putting it together. He's having it as a private party, so we cannot disclose where the show will be in Heyworth. As you know, I moved to Heyworth in September last year, so this will be pretty cool to be that close to home doing a show. We'll be playing on a stage that Jonathan is making for us along with Ocularis and a new Heavycore band we played with at Show Me's and they kick total ass - As Blood Will Tell. That that should be a fun time. I'll be doing some videotaping as well - so you'll probably at least get to see some live stuff from the show, even though most of you will not be able to attend the show. Jonathan is joining the US Army and leaves for basic training in late July. So this is going to be one hell of a send off for him. As a former US Army soldier myself, I can only wish him the best. We all do - the whole band are big supporters of our US military. I'm sure he'll kick total ass - I told him to run a lot to get ready for basic. That's probably the worst part of it - people who don't run much get wore the fuck out by those wicked Drill Sergeants. But my recruiter (back in 1991) told me to run a lot and at the end, I could run six miles - so I did fine. The mind fucks are also a bitch and they love to do that to you. Anyway - check out Jonathan's myspace to find out more about this dude and send him a message in support of his joining the Army and protective our collective asses here in the great USA. |
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Check out our xxx adults only section of the Brutality Report!
Guaranteed to make you jerk what you got!
| STUPID PRACTICE SHIT
. . . SPLATTER PATTERN UPDATES We had a good practice and nailed down the finishing touches on the title track of our new CD "Splatter Pattern". I think you guys are going to dig this one. It's faster and more of a thrasher, but with plenty of twists that will knock many of you on your asses! Meister does some vocals too on this song, and helped write many of the parts. For now, we're planning on having this as the first song on the CD. It's that brutal! Dan will be coming over to my own Nasty Studios next weekend to set up his rig and get ready to do some serious recording the week of July 6th. I will be working on vocals this week, after I get my July Chopping Block Show done. No rest for the brutal my friends. No damn rest. Meister and Wes will be getting together on the 4th for a bit to finish up the click tracks for the songs we haven't recorded yet. That would be "Hand of the Dying", "Splatter Pattern" and "Fire For Effect". "Fire For Effect" is the song Wes wrote on drums - it's an instrumental. We also finished that one up yesterday and got it put to bed. It also turned out killer and will be on the new CD. Check out some pics I took at practice and one Dan snagged of me.
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| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| Last year we started taking
some of the more "extreme" photos off the Brutality Report so that
others could enjoy following Low Twelve and Heavycore without having to
see that sort of stuff. So we starting doing the Brutality Report
XXX - for you more hardcore bastards (or bitches) out there. As you know, we've got lots of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check that sort of thing out, then don't go there. You must be 18 or older to see that sort of thing - so you've been warned. But if you are legal to see that stuff and wish to - then you can see hot chicks like Misty (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. We do a feature each week of one of the hottest young girls on the web - offering several galleries for you to check out. Some have movies on them too, so you can see much more than still shots. We also post several more galleries - featuring girls that do nasty things. We also have an archive of past galleries, so you could wind up with a disability claim from all the jerking you're about to do! So be careful and don't hurt yourselves . . . we need you in the trenches - being brutal as ever for the underground metal movement. So that gives you an idea of what's in store . . . lots of hot teen chicks doing nasty things. Need I say more? Just one last time - remember you must be 18 or older to see such things . . . so don't go there unless you're legal. Click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Saturday July 18th
Local Soldier Going Away - Private Party
- Heyworth IL
with Ocularis and As Blood Will Tell
Saturday September 26th
POSER ROAST at the Hoopeston VFW, 4th & Orange St,
Hoopeston IL
details pending, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID)
with Fallen Oath, Seminary, and more tba
Saturday October 31st
Hallowfest V Show! 2 stages - 10
bands!
at the Rossville VFW, Route 1,
Rossville IL
details pending, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID), $3 cover
with Stinkditch, Zeroshift and more tba
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
Pete Altieri
pete@lowtwelve.com
