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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Miller Bash 09
Pics ► More "Splatter Pattern" Updates ► Chopping Block Show Replay ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Kreator - Hordes of Chaos (killer new thrash metal) | |||
| 2. Exodus - Tempo of the Damned (killer thrash mayhem) | |||
| 3. Arsis - We Are the Nightmare (gotta love this one) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . coming off the 500th Brutality Report, things seem somewhat anti-climactic don't they? But those of us who have trudged through the wickedness each weekend . . . know that now the sky is the limit as I continue to shred milestones like posers in my brutal path. Ha - they are no match for the savagery that is the Brutality Report.
This week was hectic as ever as Low Twelve finally got back to a typical practice this weekend. Well - it was somewhat typical, but we were minus Dan since it was his son's birthday. So we worked on the last song for the new CD - the title track of "Splatter Pattern". Much more on that later. Plus I've got pics from the kick ass outdoor show last Saturday night in Westville IL. We had a good time at Miller Bash 09 and hit the stage right at low twelve (that's midnight for you burnt fuckers in the crowd). It was a lot of fun and you'll see the pics later on in the report. Plus I'm going to replay the June Chopping Block Show for any of you freaks who missed it - or anyone who just wants to torment their computer speakers with an hour of the most wicked metal on the planet. In addition to all that, I've got one nasty skank this week and of course lots of hot teen chicks doing nasty things in the Brutality Report XXX. So don't miss that.
All you pussies out there who can't hang with the big dogs need to just turn off the computer and think about something else. Maybe your Mom won't mind you checking out the latest makeup she has? Afterall, you're a poser puke who loves dressing up right? Why don't you stand a little closer to the monitor so I can cock-whip your lame ass.
Now get on with it.
| ONE HOUR OF PURE NASTINESS! |
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If you missed the June edition of the Heavycore Chopping Block - here you go. Listen to it while you read on, and know that you're listening to some great Heavycore bands - because that's all I play on the show. I post a new one each month, so check it out and enjoy. Listen to the NEW Heavycore Chopping Block: part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3)
Part 1
Jungle Rot - Circle of Death Testament - Over the Wall King Diamond - Shrine Low Twelve - Your God Kataklysm - As Death Lingers Nominon - Submit to Evil Chrome Division - Booze, Broads & Beelzebub Thinline - Until When
Part 2 If you dig the show, I also have a myspace page for it, so join up with us and let's stomp some major poser ass. |
| BIG LOW TWELVE NEWS .
. . MINI TOUR IN SEPTEMBER IN THE WORKS! I've been holding off on making any major announcements here, because we are still working on the details. But we have been asked to play a show at Fort Benning Georgia (home of the US Army Infantry) to celebrate the new Walk of Hero's museum. It's going to be a big outdoor show on a 40-acre lot, so we're pumped to tear it up through a monster PA for thousands of soldiers, families and friends. This show will be Wed September 16th and we're hoping to work out playing a few shows on the way back from Georgia. I've already been contacted by one former Heavycore brother in Alabama about maybe setting up a show there. So more on this soon . . . it should be very exciting - and OH so fucking brutal.
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SPLATTER PATTERN UPDATES
We are just about wrapping up the writing for the new "Splatter Pattern" CD. With Dan not at practice yesterday, we took to finishing up the arrangements for the title track that Meister and I wrote. It sounds wicked so far! Next weekend we'll wrap it all up including the finishing touches on the instrumental that Wes came up with called "Fire For Effect". I will be continuing my work on vocals here at Nasty Studios for the songs we've already got done with Meister. So far I've sang "Mountains of the Dead", "A Hero's Last Stand" and "Lines Drawn". It is sounding killer so far. Dan will be coming here in July to knock out his guitar tracks and I'll squeeze my bass tracking in sometime between now and then. So lots of stuff is going on that is maddening at times to think about. But the project is moving along and we hope to show off some of the art that Jeff Gaither is coming up with very soon!
| TEARING WESTVILLE LIMB FROM LIMB |
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| We had a good time playing
the big outdoor Miller Bash show in rural Westville Illinois.
These guys go all out on these shows, as this was the second year they
did it. They had a big stage on a trailer body with a sweet light
rig and thanks to Jamie from Blessed with Pain, they had kick ass sound
too. There were some early issues with the sound, but things got
dialed in as the night wore on and the locals got their fill of some
kick ass shit. These guys even had a little concession stand going
with hot dogs, chili, nachos and more. It was cool. They
also had a couple of porta-potties and had things pretty well organized
when it came to parking and all that.
The first band up was Uncovered Remains and it was their first show. The bass player was the owner of the property and he was very cool to let us do these shows there. They put on a good show and got the metal freaks warmed up good. Next up was Reign of Cerebus and they were very good, and I wished I could have had a chance to talk with them a bit after the show. After them was Ire - another band I'd never seen before, but they were also good. So there was some good local talent up there tearing it up - and Gritheryn being the local favorites really got the crowd fired up as the beer was starting to take hold and the metal heads were getting pretty wild. It wasn't what we hoped for in the "wild" category, but a couple of hot chicks feeling each other up and tongue kissing was pretty sweet and of course Crazy Mike was there to take the pics! Nice! Blessed with Pain played next and since we did our very first show with them in 1999, it was good to see them again. Unfortunately there are no original members left, but the new lineup does the name proud and they sounded good. I shot video of their set and once I get it on the computer, I'll probably post a clip from their set. We also filed our set, so I hope to do that same with some Low Twelve from that show. We closed out the Miller Bash in true brutal style - hitting the stage at midnight exactly - we opened up with a funny "Vagina" intro and then into "Mountains of the Dead", "Lines Drawn" and "Bodies in My Pocket" to knock the locals down for a while. We ripped into a mix of new stuff and some other songs from our past releases like "Crawlspace" of course. I was tossing out tampons - see the fan to the right who caught one in the pit while we played! It was a good time and even though we didn't get any takers on the big cucumber (aka cockumber) that I got for Crazy Mike to entice some chicks with . . . we enjoyed ourselves. Huge thanks to all who put the show together, the other bands who played, and of course all the fans/friends who came out! |
Uncovered Remains
Reign of Cerebus
Ire
Gritheryn
Blessed with Pain
Low Twelve
Pete - Low Twelve
Dan - Low Twelve (doesn't he have a pretty mouth?)
Meister - Low Twelve
Wes - Low Twelve
Meister with Mike "Big Sexy" Shawback
Crazy Mike and me (check out Mike with the cockumber)
young girls getting hot with all the heaviness going
down . . .
wow - nice show!
Once again - thanks to all who came out. We had a blast and I'm hoping we'll be back next year when they throw another bash! They're even talking about having a couple more of these this summer, so stay tuned for that if you're in the Danville Illinois area!
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| Last year we started taking
some of the more "extreme" photos off the Brutality Report so that
others could enjoy following Low Twelve and Heavycore without having to
see that sort of stuff. So we starting doing the Brutality Report
XXX - for you more hardcore bastards (or bitches) out there. As you know, we've got lots of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check that sort of thing out, then don't go there. You must be 18 or older to see that sort of thing - so you've been warned. But if you are legal to see that stuff and wish to - then you can see hot chicks like Shyla (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. We do a feature each week of one of the hottest young girls on the web - offering several galleries for you to check out. Some have movies on them too, so you can see much more than still shots. We also post several more galleries - featuring girls that do nasty things. We also have an archive of past galleries, so you could wind up with a disability claim from all the jerking you're about to do! So be careful and don't hurt yourselves . . . we need you in the trenches - being brutal as ever for the underground metal movement. So that gives you an idea of what's in store . . . lots of hot teen chicks doing nasty things. Need I say more? Just one last time - remember you must be 18 or older to see such things . . . so don't go there unless you're legal. Click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Saturday July 18th
Local Soldier Going Away - Private Party
- Heyworth IL
with Ocularis and Zeroshit
Saturday September 26th
POSER ROAST at the Hoopeston VFW, 4th & Orange St,
Hoopeston IL
details pending, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID)
with Fallen Oath, and more tba
Saturday October 31st
Hallowfest V Show! 2 stages - 10
bands!
at the Rossville VFW, Route 1,
Rossville IL
details pending, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID), $3 cover
with Stinkditch, Zeroshift and more tba
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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