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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Cornjerker Show
Brutality ► Counting Down to 500 Reports! ► Kreator/Exodus Show Pics ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Kreator - Hordes of Chaos (kick ass new thrash from the German metal gods) | |||
| 2. Exodus - Fabulous Disaster (brutal old school thrash from Bay Area monsters) | |||
| 3. Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal (awesome UK death metal) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . basking in the wickedness of it all! It was an INSANE week here at the most brutal of all places - the Low Twelve Command Center. I was out of town for a few days, and went to the Kreator/Exodus show in Chicago on Friday with my son Joe and we took pics for Nuclear Blast Records. I got some KILLER shots right up against the stage, and I'll let you check out a few of them later in the report.
In addition to all that, we tore it up in Cornjerker Country last night in our new "home away from home" Hoopeston Illinois. We love playing for those crazed metal freaks, and last night was no different as we tore it up righteously with Heavycore brothers Seminary and Stinkditch. You'll get to see the pics from that one - but since Crazy Mike wasn't with us - the ladies weren't nearly as hot and horny as in trips past. Crazy Mike wasn't there? Yes . . . he has been having some health-related issues but is doing fine and taking some meds. He didn't want to take any chances going to a small town with not much of a hospital just in case he needed to do that. So we wish Crazy Mike the best in getting better and being his usual perverted self again before long!
I've got all that plus lots more . . . so get yourself bunkered in for one hell of a ride into brutality. You weak pussies out there who can't handle that sort of thing need to go find something else to do while us real metal maniacs get nasty for a little while. It's ok - we'll all laugh at you for having to get up and excuse your lame selves.
Now get on with it.
| COUNTING DOWN TO 500 |
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| A fellow Twelve Head sent
the graphic in to the right a few weeks ago when I started talking about
counting down to the elusive 500th Brutality Report. Can you believe that I'm approaching that? Consider how wicked that truly is. That's 500 weeks of doing these reports, or nearly 10 years! We've had a few imitators try and match wits with the Brutality Report only to find that it is tough to keep fans interest when things are slow and not much is going on. Fortunately for Low Twelve, those times are few and even when things aren't busy - I find a way to keep you bastards reading along. Huge thanks to Jim for sending that graphic in. Do you have any good Brutality Report stories, comments, or whatever? If so, send them to me at pete@lowtwelve.com and I might use them in the 500th report coming Sunday May 24th if I don't miss any between now and then. I ran into a few Brutality Report readers at the Kreator/Exodus show in Chicago on Friday. It was funny, one guy asked me "Pete, are you going to use any of the pics in this week's Brutality Report?" He was referring to the pics I was taking at the show and it was surprising, amidst the chaos of a packed House of Blues moshing like crazy - it was cool for a fan of the reports to make himself known and tell me how much he enjoyed reading them. Thanks to all the faithful readers - you guys are the shit! |
| STRANGE DREAMS . . .
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Most of you know who Mike "Sexy Bearded Handy Man" Stoltz is . . . he's the friend who helps out quite a bit when we do local shows, plus he's done lots of carpentry-related work for me at my place over the years. Well, he sent in this email - from his girlfriend Jen. She sent this to him, after having a very strange dream that oddly had to do with me, Wes, his fiance Michelle, and their wedding coming May 16th. Check it out! So, we were closely approaching Wes and Michelle Wedding. Pete and Wes were in business together as underwater archeological excavators. They won a bid on this really great new site that was going to get them a lot of money in the Caribbean, off the coast of Mexico. The name of the site was Occuilaris Infernum. However, another company (and their name was a group called Wolfram and Heart...yes from the TV show Angel) came in and convinced the group that had hired Wes and Pete's company to fire Wes and Pete because they were going to have to take a day off for the wedding. Wes and Pete also didn't know they had been ousted from the job because they had already gone underwater to start. Michelle usually dove with them but she was onshore dealing with last minute wedding details and she didn't know what was going on either. You and I were the only ones left to warn them and there was no way I was getting you into diving gear so you were going to stay on the boat and keep look-out. You were helping me get suited and geared up... and then I woke up. WOW - now that's a strange one! I'm wondering what kind of shit she's been smoking to muster up some crazy shit like that! I love the Ocularis reference too - she really covered all the bases with that one. Thanks to Sexy Bearded Handy Man for sending that one in and sharing his girlfriend's creative mind with the rest of us! |
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| KREATOR/EXODUS BURN DOWN HOUSE OF BLUES - CHICAGO |
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| As many of you know, my son
Joe and I have been to a shitload of metal shows. I've taken him
to see Kreator now three times, and this was his second Exodus show.
We've seen Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Vader, Strapping Young Lad,
Anthrax, Pantera, Naplam Death, and many others. So when Loana at
Nuclear Blast Records told me we were added to the press list for the
April 16th show at the House of Blues Chicago - for the Kreator/Exodus
show, we were ready to throw down! I had an insane day of driving, as I was coming home from being out of town on Friday and in total drove 500 miles before the day would be done. It was nuts. The Chicago rush hour traffic insanity was by far the worst of it all - but we had a blast and enjoyed the show big time. Due to the traffic, we arrived at 6pm, about 30 minutes later than planned, so we missed Warbringer's set. I really wanted to check them out, but we only caught about the last song or two. Belphegor was up next, but during their set I was back at the Exodus merch table trying to get in touch with the tour manager so I could do my scheduled interview with Exodus members Tom Hunting (drums) and Jack Gibson (bass). They did have a lot of people doing interviews, and the tour manager's cell didn't get good reception in the club. So we played phone tag and I waited for a good hour at their merch table, in hopes of doing it. While the interview didn't work out, we did get to meet Ventor - drummer of Kreator at the Kreator merch table. So that was cool as hell and he was nice enough to pose for this pic with Joe. I would have to say, that Kreator has been his favorite band for at least 2-3 years now, so he was really pumped about getting to meet one of the band. The House of Blues was packed to the brim and the crowd was pumped and ready for one hell of a brutal show. After Belphegor, I moved my way up to the press barricade in front of the stage and got ready to take some pics for Exodus. They've been one of my favorites since the 1980's when I first started listening to metal. So I was stoked to see them again. |
Exodus put on one hell of a great show! I was blown away at how tight they sounded and the amount of energy they were putting out. The Chicago fans ate it up! They opened with their classic "Bonded By Blood" from the new re-recorded classic now entitled "Let There Be Blood". They played a mix of classics and new stuff which was awesome! They played songs like Iconoclasm, Children of a Worthless God, Black List, War is My Shepherd, Piranha, and even busted out their all-time mosh anthem "Toxic Waltz" which tore the club a new ass. The fans went nuts! Singer Rob Dukes was sick with the flu, and was even seen puking on stage from it! He trudged on and put on one hell of a great vocal performance - also doing an amazing job getting the fans wound up and going nuts! I thought they put on a better show when I saw them a few years ago on the "Shovel Headed Kill Machine" tour with Hatebreed. They were slamming and the Chicago crowd ate them up! Check out some pics I took:
Exodus
Exodus - Gary Holt
Exodus - Rob Dukes
Exodus - Lee Altus
Exodus - Jack Gibson
After going nuts for Exodus for a solid hour . . . the fans were ready for the mighty Kreator. Mille and company came out to a wicked full stage backdrop with artwork from their latest CD "Hordes of Chaos". It was fucking wicked and looked awesome under the intense House of Blues stage lights and theater-like atmosphere. They opened it up with the title track "Hordes of Chaos" and then busted into a flurry of older classics as well as stuff from the new CD. They played tunes like "Violent Revolution", "Extreme Aggression", "Enemy of God", "Amok Run", "Flag of Hate", "Betrayer", "Phobia", "Coma of Souls", "People of the Lie", "Riot of Violence" and many more. It was awesome! Check out some of the pics I took from Kreator:
Kreator
Kreator - Mille
Kreator - Christian
Kreator - Sami
Kreator - Ventor
my son Joe in the crowd while Kreator was hitting
the stage
What a great show this was! I was wore the fuck out from a long day - and was pleased at my reward. We got to see one hell of a great show and got the chance to take pics up close like that. At the House of Blues they only let you take pics for the first three songs - then they hustle you out to avoid any problems with the violent metal crowds. For Kreator, we all had to shut our flashes off. So it was tough to take pics when the stage was dimly lit. But I think they turned out sweet and well worth being there.
For more information on Exodus and all the kick ass metal their label is putting out - go visit www.nuclearblastusa.com and if you can get out and check out one of the tour dates . . . see when they're coming to your area!
| TEARING IT UP IN HOOPESTON . . . AGAIN! |
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| We made the trip east to
Hoopeston Illinois - home of the Cornjerkers! For those of you who
don't know, the Cornjerkers is actually their mascot/team name!
Yeah - it's hilarious and of course our immature asses get the biggest
kick out of it. The female teams are actually the Lady Cornjerkers
if you can believe it. We've done many shows in that area over the
past several years and it's always great to go back and see all our
friends again. Huge fuck yeahs to Kruztea of Stinkditch for
putting the show together and asking us to come out.
Dan had another show with Zeroshift - the other band he plays in. His other show was north of Peoria - so he had about a 2 1/2 hour drive to make it to Hoopeston to do this one . . . and he made it with some time to spare. He brought along with him - his cousin Lee to help move gear. Thankfully he was there in the absence of Crazy Mike. Of course no one can replace that Blue Blocker madman . . . but Lee's help was awesome. Also Michelle was there to help take some pics of the show. Local favorites Seminary got up first and put on a good show. They've improved a great deal since we saw them at one of their first shows. We've known the bass player, Sammi Jo and drummer Tubbs for years - so it's great to see their new band taking shape and tearing it up. They are now official Heavycore members, so expect to see more of them at various Heavycore events. We played second and with Dan making it in time - we had no stress as we set up our stuff. We opened it up with "Mountains of the Dead" and into "Lines Drawn" and "Bodies in My Pocket" before we took a breather and let the Cornjerkers lick their mosh pit wounds. We blasted through a mix of old and new songs - even busting out "Hand of the Dying" live for the first time. It was killer. We ended the show with "Crawlspace" of course and the fans dug it. I tossed out a few tampons of course and it was a lot of fun throwing down in Hoopeston once again! |
It's tradition that when playing in Hoopeston - Stinkditch plays last since the Cornjerkers dig them so much. They played some new stuff as well as classic tunes like "El Camino" and the fans moshed it up right. I thought they sounded tight and I dug the new songs they played. It's always a lot of fun to play with them and we look forward to having them here in Bloomington on Saturday May 30th at Coconut Louie's along with Ocularis. Don't miss that one!
We also are really looking forward to Hallowfest V that will be at the Rossville Illinois VFW once again and this time Kruztea is doing two stages and the event will be promoted with a live remote, tons of commercials, and more from 99 X out of Champaign. So that should be great and one hell of a way to get more bodies to the show! I'm going to have Stinkditch here in the Command Center in September - to host the October Chopping Block Show with me - and to help them promote the Hallowfest V show on Saturday October 31st. How cool - this year it falls on Halloween night!
Check out a couple of pics:
Seminary
Stinkditch
Low Twelve
Thanks again to all the Cornjerkers for coming out in support. We love you fuckers. See you next time!
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| Last year we started taking
some of the more "extreme" photos off the Brutality Report so that
others could enjoy following Low Twelve and Heavycore without having to
see that sort of stuff. So we starting doing the Brutality Report
XXX - for you more hardcore bastards (or bitches) out there. As you know, we've got lots of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check that sort of thing out, then don't go there. You must be 18 or older to see that sort of thing - so you've been warned. But if you are legal to see that stuff and wish to - then you can see hot chicks like Sasha (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. We do a feature each week of one of the hottest young girls on the web - offering several galleries for you to check out. Some have movies on them too, so you can see much more than still shots. We also post several more galleries - featuring girls that do nasty things. We also have an archive of past galleries, so you could wind up with a disability claim from all the jerking you're about to do! So be careful and don't hurt yourselves . . . we need you in the trenches - being brutal as ever for the underground metal movement. So that gives you an idea of what's in store . . . lots of hot teen chicks doing nasty things. Need I say more? Just one last time - remember you must be 18 or older to see such things . . . so don't go there unless you're legal. Click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Saturday May 30th
at Coconut Louie's, 2303 E. Washington
Street, Bloomington IL
10pm, 21 and older, $5 cover
with Stinkditch and Ocularis
Saturday June 6th
Miller Bash '09, 18735 East 1100 North
Rd, Westville IL
4pm, all ages, OUTDOOR PARTY, $3 per person
food, drinks, and parking available
with Gritheryn, Blessed with Pain, Ire, Reign of Cerebus, and Uncovered Remains
Saturday June 13th
Welcome Home Ian Show - Private Party
- Bloomington IL
details pending
with Ocularis and Seven Year Existence
Saturday September 26th
POSER ROAST at the Hoopeston VFW, 4th & Orange St,
Hoopeston IL
details pending, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID)
with Fallen Oath, and more tba
Saturday October 31st
Hallowfest V Show! 2 stages - 10
bands!
at the Rossville VFW, Route 1,
Rossville IL
details pending, all ages (21 and older can drink with ID), $3 cover
with Stinkditch, Zeroshift and more tba
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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