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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Low Twelve Plays
Benefit Show ► Low Twelve Hosting Chopping Block Show ► Halloween Double Header Preview ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thundergods (absolutely wicked new Norse metal) | |||
| 2. Arsis - We Are the Nightmare (completely wicked technical death metal) | |||
| 3. Kataklysm - Prevail (intense new death metal from Canada) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . as I bask in the brutalness of the show last night. It was a good one, and we played to a pretty packed house and stomped ass big time. You'll see the pics and hear the tales of brutality as you read on my friends! It was a great time and it was a good cause to help out a family ready to be evicted from their home!
In addition to that, we're gearing up for a double header weekend for Halloween and you'll get a little tease for those two shows Friday and Saturday nights. We're pumped beyond belief to slay it at these shows! So prepare yourself if you want to get brutalized this weekend. Also, the rest of Low Twelve will be here at the Command Center tonight doing the November edition of the Heavycore Chopping Block Show. It should be a lot of fun and we'll be playing some wicked tunes - so be sure to check the show out when it posts this coming weekend! Also - the usual parade of pussy in the Brutality Report XXX if you like that sort of thing, and of course a disgusting new Skank of the Week that may make you lose your lunch. So don't miss it!
All you metal freaks out there know the drill . . . so grab something to bite down on so the neighbors don't think you're getting killed. The rest of you pussies, go on and scream like the little bitches you are. After all - we already know how lame you are and it won't matter a bit if the neighbors hear you screaming . . . it might sound like a metal band is ass-raping your faggot ass.
Now get on with it.
| MEISTER WITH CHILDREN |
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| Ok, I just couldn't resist a
little Meisterism. Meister with Children . . . here's the Low
Twelve guitar madman with his kids (Logan and Tessa) donning their Low
Twelve shirts at the benefit show last night. Hell yeah! Logan loves to see his Dad up there thrashing like a maniac. Tessa - well she hadn't been to a show yet and was a little freaked out, as you can see, of all the chaos going down. But, with some ear plugs and a little TLC from her Mom and Dad - she did fine. I didn't get to talk with the kids after the show - but hopefully they had a good time! How about it for Meister? He's got two Twelve Heads in the ranks . . . doing their brutal homework and getting educated - Low Twelve style! Want to send Meister an email? Why the hell not you bastards? meister@lowtwelve.com |
| HALLOWEEN DOUBLE
HEADER THIS WEEKEND! This coming weekend is going to be extra wicked! We've got two shows and we are guaranteed to stomp all ass within a 666-mile radius. So prepare yourself for this shit. Check out the details and be sure to mark these down on the fridge, so your Mom and Grandma can go too and maybe even get their tits on the Brutality Report next week! Friday October 31st Saturday November 1st The Phoenix show should be a good time - we've played their many times and it's a good bar to go to for metal. In addition, the Hallowfest show on Saturday is always the highlight of the year (we've done the 3 previous Hallowfests too) as the girls from Hoopeston get NUTS and put on some very hot costumes in hopes to win the "sexiest costume" contest. They also give prizes out for "best costume" too - so get crazy and come out to that show too. Both of the shows should be wicked and a lot of fun! Crazy Mike will be at both shows with the camera in hand - so ladies . . . let's see those damn titties! |
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| LOW TWELVE BRUTALIZES BENEFIT SHOW |
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| We had a great time at the
benefit show in Champaign Illinois last night at the club Memphis on
Main. It's a really nice bar with a cool stage that keeps the
bands close to the crowd. The show was to help a woman and her
kids with finding a place to live, after they were evicted from the
house they were living in. It was a great turn out and I'm sure
they raised quite a bit. I'm hoping to hear from Joe (of
Hatechamber) to see what the grand total was. Thanks to all who
came out in support for such a good cause. The woman was at the
benefit and was very thankful for the generosity and it was nice to see
metal bands doing something nice to help some people out! Hell
yeah. We missed some of the first couple bands who played, but when we arrived Gritheryn were playing and they really kicked ass! Hatechamber was up before us and they were very good - and had the crowd into it the whole time. We played next, since one of us had to work later that night - and thankfully we stomped ass proper and got done, loaded up, and back to Bloomington just in time. We even hit a little snow on the way home - holy shit it's here already! |
Crazy Mike couldn't make the show because he had to work. But we had Jess and Michelle to help out on camera duty - so that was good. They did a great job. I even took some pics myself - check out the crowd shot below! It was the best show so far with Dan and Meister, as we really played well and the fans dug the shit out of the new lineup. It was good to see some old friends again, like the guys in Blessed with Pain (who we missed after we got done) and Craig Gaskin (formerly of BWP). It was awesome to hang out and talk with them. Scathe was up after us and they were very good too - with some former members of Genghis Khan. The whole night was just kick ass!
Joe (Hatechamber) who organized the show
Scathe
Remember her? It's one of the "Roast Girls" from Roasting Posers Volume I
Dan - Low Twelve
Wes - Low Twelve
Meister - Low Twelve
Pete - Low Twelve
Wes with Jody (from Judy Powder)
Wes, Craig (formerly of Blessed with Pain) and me
after the show
the crowd saluting you! (check out Meister in
the crowd with his guitar - and Dan cheesing it too!)
It was a good time and thanks again to all who came out in support. I'm sure we'll be back at Memphis on Main to tear it up again soon! Thanks again.
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| As you know, we've got lots
of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only
for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check
that sort of thing out, then don't go there. But if you are - then you can see hot chicks like Loora (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. So click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Friday October 31st
Halloween Bash
at the Phoenix, 215 S. Neil St, Champaign Illinois
9pm, 19 and older
with Ocularis and another to be announced
Saturday November 1st
at the Rossville VFW, Rossville Illinois
Hallowfest IV Show
8pm, all ages - 21 and older can drink with ID
with Stinkditch, Ocularis, Head On Collision, Fallen Oath, and Gravemine
Saturday November 22nd
at the The Clark Bar, Champaign Illinois
details pending
with Hatechamber and Ocularis
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
Pete Altieri
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