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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
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250th Show! ► New live Low Twelve video posted ► "United in Metal" DVD Updates ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thundegods (fucking brutal new stuff) | |||
| 2. Arsis - United in Regret (completely wicked technical death metal) | |||
| 3. Morbid Angel - Domination (gotta love it old school) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . I'm still basking in the brutalness of the 250th Low Twelve show. Fuck yeah. We had a great time in that tiny basement on Flora Way in Normal Illinois. It was a small intimate show, no frills - but some brutal ass metal from start to finish. So check out all the great pics that Crazy Mike took . . . plus some bonus video clips that I'm sure you'll dig. So read on my brutal friends - read the fuck on!
In addition to the amazing milestone of 250 live shows in 10 brutal years . . . as I mentioned last week the rest of Low Twelve will be hosting the November Heavycore Chopping Block Show with me and that should be a blast. We'll be spinning lots of heavy shit as you can only imagine. Also I've got more information about the filming of the funny commercials for Heavycore's "United in Metal" DVD for anyone interested in helping out. We have had several people interested and signing up to be a part of it, so read on and get in on the mayhem. Also we've got tons of hot teen snatch in the Brutality Report XXX and of course a grisly Skank of the Week for you sick perverted fuckers out there. I know you're out there . . . because I talk to many at shows and find out we've got some seriously whacked out fans out there who dig it sick as I can dish out. Hell yeah.
So all you pussies out there who can't hang, but wish they had the testicular fortitude to hang with the bad bastards. We thrash the fuck on while you see how that new shade of eye liner works with that shirt you got at Hot Topic. Ha - you fucking pussy. We forge the fuck on and your women fall in our wake - assholes gaped.
Now get on with it.
| POSERS HEADS ROLL . . . CHOPPING BLOCK REPLAY |
Don't miss the Chopping Block Show every month - tearing posers to shreds |
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I posted the October 2008 Chopping Block Show a couple weeks ago, but wanted to make sure all you bastards check it out!. It's posted and ready for your metal consumption. I also played a remix of Low Twelve's "Trench" that you will dig for sure. This hour long show is hosted by me and it's ball slapping without a doubt! I only play Heavycore bands on the show, so you know it's going to be brutal. Listen to the NEW Heavycore Chopping Block part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3)
Part 1
Part 2 - On this show I spin a commercial for a product that helps ward posers away. Be the first person to tell me what the name of that product is and score a free copy of the "Roasting Posers Volume I" DVD. Send your answers to me at join@heavycore.org |
| SATURDAY NOVEMBER 8TH - CALLING ALL EXTRAS! |
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The last couple weeks I've been mentioning we'll be doing some filming for the upcoming Heavycore DVD "United in Metal". Well, we need some extras - so if you'd like to help out, we'll be in the Bloomington Illinois area on Saturday November 8th. I will have times and places to meet sent to anyone who wants to be a part of it. Email me at pete@lowtwelve.com to let me know you'd like to do it and I'll get you the details. Note - anyone in the commercials will need to be at least 18 and prove it with an ID. No one will be paid - and everyone must sign a release to say it's ok we use you in the commercial. No one will be asked to do any nudity or anything like that - it's all legit and just funny stuff . . . but nothing like that. Cool? We need guys and girls - so contact me now and get all the details. It should be a lot of fun and you'll be a part of Heavycore history by helping us put out this brutal live DVD from August's Poser Roast 23 show at Paulie's (RIP) in Bloomington. |
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| LOW TWELVE PULVERIZES AT 250TH SHOW |
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| We tore it the fuck up at
the 250th show on Friday night in the basement of an apartment building
on Flora Drive in Normal Illinois. Why did we decide to do the
250th in a small place like that? Well - it worked out with the
show list to be the 250th, and Chelsea asked if we'd play her 21st
birthday party. So - we talked about it and decided that since the
band started in a similar basement on West Graham Street in Bloomington,
why not do a show in a similar place about ten minutes across town?
So we did. Also there were A Virus Designed, who with a new bassist and a little more time under their belt, really put on a good show. These guys kicked some major ass! Ocularis played next and was also on their game - it was good to see them again. They're always great with a crowd and this time was no different. It was dangerous with fuckers moshing and throwing each other around with nothing to protect the band and gear. There were a few close calls throughout the night! |
We had a little drama of our own, because while we were setting up around midnight - we realized we forgot one of Meister's power cords and my bass head! So - Wes took my car for a short ride to his house to get what we needed and we made the best of it. Things went fine and despite the confusion of the missing gear, we took of brutally with one hell of a start with "Defiance to the End" and straight into "Lines Drawn". We also played "Chopping Block/Heavycore", "Bind Torture Kill", "Mountains of the Dead", "Begging to Die", "Dying Room", "Scourge", "Bodies in My Pocket", and of course "Crawlspace". We came back for an encore and did "Within Lies". The fans dug it and we had a great time throwing the fuck down!
If you don't believe me . . . check out this video for "Mountains of the Dead" that I came up with today - from the two cameras we had going on during the show. After we check out the rest of the footage, we may add this stuff to our upcoming Low Twelve DVD with live material featuring our new lineup.
Mountains of the Dead - windows media video
Thanks to Crazy Mike for shooting the main video for the night - he did his usual awesome job! Check out some pics that Rob Collier (brother of Big Mike Collier of Ocularis) took - he helped out since we were a little short handed that night.
Birthday girl "Chelsea" - on right
A Virus Designed
Ocularis
Wes Pollock - Low Twelve
Dan Steinlicht - Low Twelve
Meister - Low Twelve
Pete Altieri - Low Twelve
The camera got away from Rob for a bit as different people were taking some random shots. Check out the nice upskirt some sick fucker got! Thanks!
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Does anyone remember this pic? It
was taken in the bathroom at Paulie's in February this year and "Stevie"
got more compliments than any titty shot I think we've ever posted.
Well, she was at the 250th show and at the end of the night, Crazy Mike
caught those tits once again - but this time it was on video! Now I sifted the footage and was able to pull a section out - that you perverted fuckers (men and women) will surely enjoy. Hopefully Stevie doesn't want to beat our asses after this, but you clearly can hear her ask - "if we show our tits will we get on the Brutality Report"? So - I took that as an open invite to show them off once again. We got email from the original pic (to the left) from troops in Iraq who loved Stevie so much, they wanted me to show them again. So I did once more after that show - but now with the video . . . we can really enjoy the mammaries! Low Twelve 250th Show - Titty Video Feel free to send comments to pete@lowtwelve.com and I can forward them to Stevie! All Hail Crazy Mike for catching the shot!
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| DON'T MISS NEXT
SUNDAY - BENEFIT SHOW Don't miss Low Twelve and more this coming Sunday October 26th at Memphis on Main in Champaign! Here are the details! Help us help a family who is about to be homeless and needs our help! Sunday October 26th |
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| As you know, we've got lots
of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only
for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check
that sort of thing out, then don't go there. But if you are - then you can see hot chicks like Jen (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. So click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Sunday October 26th
Benefit Show
Memphis on Main, 55 E. Main St, Champaign Illinois
5pm, 21 and older
with Hate Chamber, Blessed with Pain, Scathe, and Gritheryn
Friday October 31st
Halloween Bash
at the Phoenix, 215 S. Neil St, Champaign Illinois
9pm, 19 and older
with Ocularis and another to be announced
Saturday November 1st
at the Rossville VFW, Rossville Illinois
Hallowfest IV Show
8pm, all ages - 21 and older can drink with ID
with Stinkditch, Ocularis, Head On Collision, Fallen Oath, and Gravemine
Saturday November 22nd
at the The Clark Bar, Champaign Illinois
details pending
with bands to be announced
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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