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BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Les Stops By
Practice ► Meister Gets a Mullet! ► Killer Karaoke Madness ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thunder Gods (completely wicked new Viking metal) | |||
| 2. Arsis - We Are the Nightmare (intense technical death metal) | |||
| 3. Mercyful Fate - Don't Break the Oath (gotta love it old school) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . I've been punishing posers with every breath I take! I see you want more abuse and I'm here to dish it out to the metal masses. It's been a busy week here in the new and improved Low Twelve Command Center as we get closer to the 250th show at a private birthday party in Normal Illinois. It seems a fitting way for the brutal ones to hit a milestone, in a dingy basement throwing the fuck down for the 250th time. Much more on that later, plus all kinds of other shit.
Meister got a little nuts yesterday, sporting a mullet if you can believe that shit. Also Les stopped by practice and it was good to see him again, plus some updates on Killer Karaoke that should have you laughing your ass off at my bare ass! Oh yeah - you'll have to see it to believe it. All that and tons of hot chicks in the Brutality Report XXX, plus a real nasty Skank of the Week, and all sorts of debauchery can be found.
So you real metal freaks know the drill . . . get ready for the pounding and grit your teeth to help ease the pain. You pussies out there should run away from the computer and throw your worthless ass from the nearest tall building. If you live in a small town like me - then find the water tower . . . I'm sure you'll splat nicely falling from that you poser puke.
Now get on with it.
| PETE GOING COUNTRY? |
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| Say it ain't so? Well
. . . as many of you know, I've been doing some really stupid shit for a
side project (if you want to call it that) called Killer Karaoke.
With all the talks of the move and the actual agonizing act of it . . .
I haven't had time to do much more than the necessary shit. But
now that I'm settling into my new place, I've got a bit more time and
will try to complete a couple projects that have been on my back burner
so to speak. One of them is finishing up the new Killer Karaoke CD
"Ass Kickin' Killer Kuntry". It's going to be a fucking riot! Check out a couple of mp3's that I've got finished up that will be featured on the new CD along with other classic country "favorites". Ha. Thank God I'm A Country Boy (mp3) Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue (mp3) Once the CD is complete, I'll be offering it for sale through the internet, so keep your eyes open. It's going to be done sometime before the end of the year, and if things go well - maybe just before Christmas for any last minute gift ideas! I'm also doing "Walkin' After Midnight", "The Gambler", "Boy Named Sue", "Elvira", "Devil Went Down to Georgia" and more! Check out the myspace I came up with for Killer Karaoke: Send comments (good or bad) to me at pete@lowtwelve.com |
| WE NEED SOME FANS FOR
A VIDEO SHOOT! Last week I mentioned that we needed some extras for some hilarious new Heavycore commercials I'll be shooting sometime in early November. So far it looks like Saturday November 8th or Sunday November 9th will be the dates I'll be doing it . . . but I'm not 100% sure yet. We need guys and girls who want to participate in the shoots. We'll need to see ID to confirm everyone is at least 18 years old and everyone will sign a release that allows us to use you in the commercials. No one will be paid, but we'll have a lot of fun doing it I'm sure. These commercials will be used in the upcoming live Heavycore DVD "United in Metal". So - spread the word and contact me at pete@lowtwelve.com if you're interested in doing it. |
| LOW TWELVE TO PLAY 250th SHOW THIS FRIDAY NIGHT! |
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| We are gearing up for the
big 250th show at a private birthday party in Normal Illinois. The
girl who set the show up said it was ok for us to mention the address of
the place, but I'm not inviting anyone to come out! That's up to
you and so you might want to have a "plan B" in case she has too many
people come out, or whatever! Everyone must be at least 21! We'll be throwing down with our buddies in Ocularis as well as a new band we jammed with at the Metal Church in Stanford Illinois over the summer - A Virus Designed. We'll be brutalizing the basement with a set about an hour long filled with a mix of older songs with the new stuff we've been busy writing! So don't miss it! We will be shooting video footage for an upcoming Low Twelve DVD.
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| SHOW YOUR SUPPORT -
HELP SOME PEOPLE WHO NEED IT! This week we were contacted by Joe of the Heavycore band Hate Chamber from Champaign Illinois. They were trying to get bands together to do a benefit show for some family of his who were in a bad way. I asked Joe to write up something I could pass on - so here it is from him: "Long story short...Walgreens is buying up some property in Mahomet and my sister in law with her 3 kids...one of them 2 yrs old is being evicted by her land lord w/ nowhere to go and no money to get a place." So we're doing the show to help them out - so please try and make it if you can. This woman has 3 kids and one of them is a baby! Come out and help us help them. It should be a kick ass show with a killer blast from the past lineup with us and Blessed with Pain! Those of you who followed Low Twelve may remember they played the first show ever with Low Twelve on February 6, 1999 at Club Edge in Bloomington Illinois. Wow - 10 years later and 250 show later - we're back together for one hell of a brutal show! Also throwing the fuck down will be Hate Chamber, Scathe, and Gritheryn. Fuck yeah! They're going to be doing raffles and all kinds of things where you can win some great prizes and feel good about helping a family out who REALLY needs it. Check out the details below and get your ass in the pit! The show will be over no later than 11pm so people who have to work early the next day, can still make it out. Sunday October 26th |
| UPDATES ON NEW HEAVYCORE DVD |
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| We are putting things
together behind-the-scenes for the new Heavycore DVD "United in Metal".
As you know, it's going to feature 2 live tracks from the Poser Roast 23
show in early August in Bloomington Illinois. We've got videos
from Skeptik, Low Twelve, Ocularis, Vesicant, Where Dead Men Walk, and
In the Wake of the Butcher and what we got slams! To make it fun, we're doing to shoot some funny Poser Disposal Service commercials like we did on the "Roasting Posers Volume I" DVD. If you haven't seen that yet, then check it out and pick up a copy now at www.heavycore.net Some of the commercials will be for a new cologne called "Jerk It", a new poser-seeking device developed by Dr. Michael Lanham, and much more. They're going to be fucking hilarious I'm sure. I've got all the band stuff edited down and did some minor eq to help with the audio. The live energy is captured on this DVD and I'm sure you'll all dig it. There will also be bonus footage as we interview the bands who make up the DVD, and with all the funny commercials . . . how can you go wrong? - Anyone (bands, zines, radio, labels, tattoo artists, or whatever) who wants to put a commercial or ad on the DVD, please get with me at join@heavycore.org and I can get you the details . . . it won't be expensive at all. |
| STUPID PRACTICE SHIT |
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| We had another great week at
practice as we continue to work hard on the new material so we can
record this winter. We've got "Mountains of the Dead" pretty much
down and will be showing it off at the show this Friday night! Meister and I will be collaborating to write one of the new songs "Splatter Pattern" where he will be doing a lot of vocals with me and as you know, this will be the title track. Dan and I will be doing the same thing for a song that has taken a few twists and turns on the lyrical content, but for now is going to be called "Hero Rising" and it's about Rick Rescorla and his heroic deeds on the battle fields of Vietnam and ending in the ashes of the World Trade Center on 9/11/01. Les stopped by to help Wes out with a car problem and of course - Les fixed it no problem. It was good to see him again. He also stayed for a few songs and enjoyed what he heard. Fuckin' A. Also - check Meister out with the mullet wig. Isn't that shit priceless? With beer in hand he looks like Meister Dirt for sure! Hell yeah. Check out some other pics below that we took at practice just for you fuckers. |
Dan and Meister working out a harmony part
Wes giving us the "finger"
Me actually giving you the finger
Les with his patented "anti-finger"
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| As you know, we've got lots
of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only
for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check
that sort of thing out, then don't go there. But if you are - then you can see hot chicks like Alexis (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. So click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Friday October 17th
250th Low Twelve Show!
Birthday Party, 33 Flora Way - Normal Illinois
7:30pm, 21 and older
with Ocularis and A Virus Designed
Sunday October 26th
Benefit Show
Memphis on Main, 55 E. Main St, Champaign Illinois
5pm, 21 and older
with Hate Chamber, Blessed with Pain, Scathe, and Gritheryn
Friday October 31st
Halloween Bash
at the Phoenix, 215 S. Neil St, Champaign Illinois
9pm, 19 and older
with Ocularis and another to be announced
Saturday November 1st
at the Rossville VFW, Rossville Illinois
Hallowfest IV Show
8pm, all ages - 21 and older can drink with ID
with Stinkditch, Ocularis, Head On Collision, Fallen Oath, and Gravemine
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
Pete Altieri
pete@lowtwelve.com
