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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Bonesaw Gets
Married ► Command Center Improvements ► More Low Twelve Updates ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Bloodbath - The Wacken Carnage (insane death metal cd/dvd) | |||
| 2. Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind (gotta love the old stuff) | |||
| 3. Slayer - Reign in Blood (wow - I hadn't listened to this in years - fucking wickedness) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . it's been a typical hectic week here in the Low Twelve Command Center. I've got the new Command Center nearly completed but still have more to do and it's been tough to get to it when there's lots of stuff at my new house that needs to be dealt with. We're still busy unpacking and that sort of thing, but slowly this is turning into a very kick ass place with a nice new Command Center. Much more on the new Command Center coming up later in the report.
Big news in the Heavycore camp as one of our brothers . . . . ex-Chainsaw Homicide vocalist Bonesaw gets married this weekend in rural Colfax Illinois. The wedding was pretty "normal" but then later at the reception, the wedding party arrived to Slayer's "Reigning Blood" and it was really cool. The looks on the faces of the older family members was priceless as it was cranked and in it's full metal glory! More on that later with pics of the event that me, Wes, and Meister all attended. In addition to all that, we've got more Low Twelve updates and of course the usual parade of pussy in the Brutality Report XXX so don't miss that. Also, don't miss the new Skank of the Week that's sure to make some of you puke up your breakfast.
So for all the pussies out there who can't deal with real metal mayhem - you need to go back to bed and dream about Fred Durst tea-bagging your gay ass. The rest of us will take care of your woman and the rest as they finger bang themselves to what real metal freaks act like.
Now get on with it.
| NEW COMMAND CENTER
NEARLY COMPLETE Things are shaping up nicely here in the new Low Twelve Command Center. I was going to put a couple of pics in this issue of the Brutality Report, but thought I should wait until things are totally set up and then maybe I'll do a video tour of the new facility. It's funny, last weekend while Mike "Sexy Bearded Handy Man" Stoltz came by, he saw the fireplace in the new Command Center and thought I should do a new "fireside chat" feature on the website. I loved the idea and have already started getting some ideas to paper on doing that in the winter sometime. Maybe around the holidays for a more festive atmosphere! Ha! I still have some more shelving to put up, because right now I don't have anything to put more extensive CD collection in other than a couple of boxes on the floor. I'm also looking for a small couch or loveseat, or maybe even a futon to use for seating here when the rest of Low Twelve comes over for mixing sessions with the new CD. Aside from that, it's pretty much set up and ready to unleash propaganda! So watch out for a tour of the new Command Center in one of the future Brutality Reports very soon! |
| OLD COMMAND CENTER
STILL FOR SALE I mentioned not long ago that the mobile home I lived in, where the Low Twelve/Heavycore Command Center stood since inception, is up for sale. It's located on the south side of Bloomington Illinois and if anyone is interested - email me at pete@lowtwelve.com It's a 14 x 70 mobile home with two bedrooms, a living room, one full bathroom, a kitchen, and a family room (with real fireplace) that we used as a third bedroom for many years. The furnace is only two years old and the water heater has all new parts. There's a storage shed, a stove and a dishwasher that are also included. The bathroom needs major work on the floor and tub, and the kitchen has some bad spots in the floor and counter. But - we're only asking $2,000 or best offer. You must be accepted into the park first - but they're not that tough and said even with bad credit, you can get accepted. The lot rent is $290 per month and that includes trash. It does need a lot of work, but the price is right and so contact me quickly because we do have two people pretty interested right now, but nothing is set in stone! pete@lowtwelve.com |
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| BONESAW GETS MARRIED IN COLFAX! |
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| Wes, Meister and I were
invited to Bonesaw's wedding yesterday. The longtime Heavycore
supporter used to be lead singer for Chainsaw Homicide, as well as
drummer for Sexcreep. He and girlfriend Dee Dee got married in a
small church in rural Colfax Illinois yesterday! Some of you may
remember the summer of 2003 when Low Twelve practiced in Bonesaw's
living room when we abruptly lost our practice spot. We got to
know Bonesaw really well during that time and saw his family on a
regular basis. How could we ever forget his Mom, Georgia Milton,
who came over when we practiced and folded Low Times in support of the
cause? Who could actually say there Mom is really into Gwar like
Bonesaw can? Ha - that's too cool. It was funny seeing a bunch of metal heads dressed up and in a church. A couple times I stared up at the ceiling thinking that God could really get some revenge by letting the building fall on all of us. Luckily - there were enough religious folks in attendance to keep the brick and mortar holding strong! Also in attendence was Mike "Sexy Bearded Handy Man" and his girlfriend Jen, plus Dustin from Slavereign Nation, and many other local musicians. I was surprised to see Meister there, who was actually babysitting (if you can believe it) for Travis Waterman, who was in the wedding party. Some of you know Travis as the bass player for the Breed of Sedition and Human Hatemachine. It was certainly a who's who of local metal bands and it was a very well done ceremony! |
The reception was only a couple blocks away at the American Legion, which is where Low Twelve played a couple years ago for the Travis Waterman wedding. They did up some kick ass barbeque and chicken with beans, and other stuff. It was very good! My wife and I enjoyed chatting with Wes and Michelle, Mike "Sexy Bearded Handy Man" and Jen, and we even got to meet Mr. and Mrs. Stoltz who I've heard a lot about over the years we've known Mike.
When the wedding party arrived, they had Slayer CRANKED on a PA and that really got under the skin of some of the older family types. Of course the rest of us were banging our heads and enjoying it. Greg "Bonesaw" and Dee came in while "Beautiful People" was playing - a very fitting song for this anti-Ozzy/Harriet couple. Fuck yeah.
Check out some pics we took:
Wes and Michelle outside Colfax Christian Church
several were fixated with the thought of a pic of me
blowing bubbles . . . so here you go!
uncle Meister and Aiden at the reception
Bonesaw and Dee Dee coming out of the church
Big congrats to Greg and Dee Dee . . . they seem like a good couple and hopefully they can beat the odds! It was nice to see Georgia, Krista, and the rest of Greg's family. It was also great to meet the Stoltz family unit and the rest of the metal freaks I hadn't seen in a while!
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| As you know, we've got lots
of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only
for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check
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Halloween Bash
at the Phoenix, 215 S. Neil St, Champaign Illinois
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with bands to be announced
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| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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