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BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Low Twelve Plays
in a Church! ► New Chopping Block Show Posted ► New Heavycore LIVE DVD Coming ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Cannibal Corpse - Gallery of Suicide (gotta love the sickness) | |||
| 2. Exodus - Shovel Headed Kill Machine (bay area thrash madness) | |||
| 3. Kataklysm - Prevail (intense new death metal from Canada) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . I'm basking in nastiness once again! Low Twelve had a brutal show on Friday night at the Metal Church in Stanford Illinois. What a trip playing in a former church, turned bar. You'll see the pics!
In addition to all that wickedness . . . I've got the new Chopping Block Show posted and ready for metal consumption. You can even win a FREE copy of the "Roasting Posers Volume I" DVD for listening to the show. So check it out below. Also - some big milestones coming up as Low Twelve prepares for their 250th live show, and in 2009 I'll be slamming the 500th Brutality Report. More details on that in this report. Plus more on the upcoming Heavycore live DVD "United In Metal" and of course a nasty skank of the week, plus tons of HOT teen whores in the Brutality Report XXX. So prepare to jerk what you got!
All you posers out there . . . you should hide under your computer desk before the ball slapping here begins. After all, when mammoth sized cock and balls begin smashing about, you'll need some sort of cover. The rest of you metal maniacs, dig in and maybe get a nice warm bowl of something, and a cool drink while you bask in the brutality of it all once again!
Now get on with it.
| DOUBLE CHOPPING BLOCK SHOW POSTED! |
posted each month to
terrorize posers |
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Check out the latest in wickedness on the radio, I've got a new Chopping Block Show posted. In case you don't know about the show, it's hosted by me each month. This is a double show for August and September, because I'm going to be moving at the end of the month and will be busy for a couple weeks unpacking. Listen to the NEW Heavycore Chopping Block (August/September 2008 - hosted by Pete Altieri) part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3)
Part 1
Part 2 Enjoy the show - don't forget to listen for your chance to win a FREE copy of the "Roasting Posers Volume I" DVD. |
| NEW MEISTERISMS |
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On Friday at the Low Twelve show, we were laughing like crazy at some new Meisterisms that were flying around. My son Joe and his friends were there and helped come up with some hilarious shit. Here's a few new ones crafted at the show. Dude Looks Like a Meister
(Aerosmith's Dude Looks Like a Lady) This one below had me nearly on the floor . . . my son Joe came up with it. I had to do a graphic for it - to commemorate such a funny Meisterism! So enjoy coming up with new ones . . . the fun thing to do is stick to one subject with a friend or more and just keep coming up with good ones. Things like "war movies" or "cars" are just hilarious. I'm thinking a game show on TV would be fucking hysterical. Who knows? Maybe I'll do something like that on here some day . . . sorry Meister! |
| NEW HEAVYCORE LIVE DVD | |
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I mentioned recently that I was going to put together a LIVE DVD from the Poser Roast 23 show. Well, this week I begin work on that project, as I sift through the video footage we shot to see how things look. So far, the Low Twelve stuff and In the Wake of the Butcher's material looks killer - so we should be good to go on all the bands. Once I get it done, we're going to start shooting some funny extra stuff to fill out the DVD. I'm going to do a few Poser Disposal Service commercials. I've got some hilarious shit in mind - just to tease you, check out these rough concepts: A couple Poser Disposal agents pull over a poser on the street and jack his ass up! Poser Disposal agents investigate posergeists in an attic and do some good old school ghost hunting! Showing how the Poser Disposal Service is covert and shit with dudes my size ducking behind small street signs and shit like that. Nasty Nate from California, who helps me out (and has for many years) is going to take part in this one! This should be a blast - so you will want to score a copy of "United in Metal" from Heavycore - expect it by Christmas so you can buy one for your Mom! |
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| BRUTAL MILESTONES
FAST APPROACHING! As you know - Low Twelve will be doing our 250th live performance on Saturday September 27th in Chicago at the Rotting Corpse Records showcase, along with some of the label's other bands. It should be a KILLER time and since it will be our 250th show, we're offering any fans who want to follow us up to the show, to contact me prior at pete@lowtwelve.com so we can give you a time and place to meet us in Bloomington Illinois. You can ride up with us and check out the show! Keep in mind, you might have to wait for doors to open, but since it's a bar, you will likely be able to go in and have some drinks before the show starts, and so it should work out great. Here are the details for this big milestone for Low Twelve: Saturday September 27th
In addition to this big milestone . . . I'll be doing the 500th Brutality Report before long! Can you even believe that? I figure by April or May 2009, it will be the 500th Brutality Report. Oh how brutal that will be! I'll keep you posted on that as we approach the date. But I can't even imagine that pretty soon will mark the 500th Sunday I've posted a Brutality Report. Think about that . . . it's insane! Many thanks to all who read it. Anyone wanting to comment on what they dig about the Brutality Report or general comments, send them to contact@lowtwelve.com and I might feature some (or all) of your comment in the 500th report. |
| LOW TWELVE TEARS IT UP . . . IN A CHURCH! |
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| We tore it up brutallly at
the Metal Church in Stanford Illinois on Friday night. This town
is small - approximately 250 people and so that made it even funnier to
be throwing down.
This place used to be a Presbyterian church back in the day, but the people who bought it now rent it out to wedding receptions, parties, benefits and that sort of thing. They put a bar in the place and there's a kitchen where they make wings, and shit like that during shows. It was really well set up and clean - something you rarely see for a metal show! They have over $100,000 in real stained glass in this place, so it was really wicked to see metal bands tearing it up with all that "holiness" around. Check out the pics below that we took during the night. The crowd was ok, but could have been better. This place is really out in the sticks . . . which could have been part of the problem for fans finding the building. |
check out the surroundings!
A Virus Designed (looking for a bass player)
my son Joe jamming on Dan's guitar after the show
Slavereign Nation
Zeroshit (your eyes don't deceive you - that's Dan
on guitar, playing with his other band)
Stanford metal fans!
more fans (including In the Wake of the Butcher's
Matt Shepherd)
There were some power issues big time on stage. Due to the age of the building, there was a bad ground problem that caused me to get shocked big time if my mouth touched the microphone while playing my bass. It was really bad - to the point of nearly knocking my big ass down during Crawlspace. Meister told me after the show, he saw it arc from the mic to me when that happened! I was seeing stars (literally) for a good minute and fucked the words up nicely during the process. It was funny after the show, but far from funny while it was going on. I got shocked at least 4-5 times while we played.
We had a good time though - and tore it up nonetheless. We had to cut a couple songs out because they wanted the show over by midnight. But we got a good fan reaction and many that hadn't seen the first show with Dan and Meister were pleasantly surprised. They are now starting to find their niche in the band and the feel is really good on stage with them. It will only get better from here!
Check out pics of us playing from Crazy Mike:
Dan Steinlicht - Low Twelve
Wes Pollock - Low Twelve
Meister - Low Twelve
Pete Altieri - Low Twelve
It's too bad we didn't get a pic of Meister's little boy who came out. He was a cute little bugger with a Low Twelve custom shirt with "Meister's Boy" on the back. Hell yeah!
Big thanks to all the fans who came out to the show! Huge fuck yeahs to Dan who ran sound, and played both with Zeroshift and Low Twelve! All the bands tore it up and it was a good time. I'm sure we'll do another one at this place - so we'll keep you posted!
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| As you know, we've got lots
of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only
for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check
that sort of thing out, then don't go there. But if you are - then you can see hot chicks like Annette (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. So click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Saturday September 27th
250th Low Twelve Show
at Metal Up Your Tap @ Redline Tap, 7006 N. Glenwood, Chicago Illinois
Rotting Corpse Records Showcase
9pm, 21 and older
with Whorrid, Ebonmortis, and Deadnight
Friday October 31st
Halloween Bash
at the Phoenix, 215 S. Neil St, Champaign Illinois
9pm, 19 and older
with bands to be announced
Saturday November 1st
at the Rossville VFW, Rossville Illinois
Hallowfest IV Show
8pm, all ages - 21 and older can drink with ID
with Stinkditch and bands to be announced
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
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