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BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Father's Day
Special ► Wes Getting Married! ► Meister Gets a New Toy ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Death - Sound of Perseverance (killer - just killer) | |||
| 2. Kreator - Enemy of God (wicked German thrash) | |||
| 3. Kataklysm - Prevail (intense new death metal from Canada) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . Happy Father's Day to you guys out there with kids. It's a thankless job often times, and the many nights wondering how you're going to put food on the table can be a bitch. So I'm serving up lots of hot pics to give the Dads a little treat this report.
Big news here as Wes announces his engagement to his girlfriend - Michelle Baughman. Big congrats to them. They're planning on getting married in May of 2009, so we've got a lot of time on that. Also this week, Meister adds a nasty weapon in his arsenal and you'll get to see pics of his showing it off at practice yesterday. In addition, more updates on the Poser Roast 23 show, lots of hot teen vagina in the Brutality Report XXX page, and one brutally nasty skank for you sick fucks out there in the world. It's brutal . . . so don't say you weren't warned!
So what are the pussies of this world doing now? It's only 6 weeks until the first Low Twelve show with the two new guitar players - and so they don't have much time to leave the country or anything before the onslaught begins once again. So you might want to start packing a bag and getting the fuck out of the way, while our giant cocks are unleashed once again - this time with four in tow, ready to knock down tall buildings with a single jerk . . . it's Low Fucking Twelve!
Now get on with it.
| FATHER'S DAY TRIBUTE! |
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| As a tribute to the father's
out there who actually do support their kids and spend time with them, I
thought I'd give you some hot Nikki Sims pics throughout this report.
We all know her from her days as Next Door Nikki - but she's on her own
now and doing a new website.
Meister, Dan, and me are all fathers and I'm sure each one of us can speak about how tough it can be at times. Both Dan and Meister have small kids, but mine are nearly grown and out of the house. Actually, my daughter is moving out in two weeks so I'll be dealing with that very, very soon. It will be hard to see her go. Thankfully, she'll be in town, going to school - but it won't be the same without her in the house. As for my son Joe, he's only 16, but before long he'll be doing the same thing I'm sure. It was funny - yesterday at practice Dan was talking about going to his son's first birthday party. So we are on the opposite ends of the spectrum there. Being a Dad is tough work, and a shitload of responsibility. So you guys out there who do it right - huge fuck yeahs to you. The rest of you guys who don't take it seriously and leave your kids hanging . . . well - go fuck off. |
| MEISTER'S NEW TOY |
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New Low Twelve guitarist, Meister, got some new equipment for his arsenal this past week. He score a sweet new Ibanez 7-string guitar. He was wanting one real bad since joining the band in March, because I play a 5-string bass . . . which for you musically-challenged fuckers . . . mean that I have a lower string than a standard 6-string guitar. That means that every time I go to that low B string, the guitar players have to play a harmony to what I'm playing, or an octave of the same note - which mean they just can't get as low. So now with the 7-string, Meister can play things just like me when he wants to or play it like a 6-string other times. Since Dan isn't using a 7-string, he'll be doing it the way Les/Tim did - so that will give the sound that much more dimension as we're all playing harmonies to each other . . . texturing the brutality. This pic I took of Meister playing his new axe is somewhat "historic" too - because he was learning how to play the most exalted of all Low Twelve songs - Crawlspace. Yeah, we worked on Crawlspace yesterday with Meister while Dan finished up at his son's birthday party. We also did Within Lies and Begging to Die, so we have added three more songs to the set list and will begin working hard on that over the next six weeks as we prepare for the big Poser Roast 23 show on 8/2. So while poser rest and enjoy the time that Low Twelve isn't playing shows, they know that doom surely awaits as Meister reaches down to get a bit nastier with his new 7-string. FUCK YEAH! |
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| POSER ROAST 23 UPDATE |
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Unfortunately, Chicago's Hurtlocker had to cancel
playing the Poser Roast 23 show. They are having some issues with their
bass player, and guitarist Tim Moe emailed me on Sunday last week and told me
that they had to bail from the show. It sucks, but have no fear, because
the rest of the bands playing are wicked as fuck and we'll now be headlining the
second night instead of Hurtlocker. Since this is our first show since
February and the first show with Dan and Meister, we believe the locals will
come out big time to see the brutal spectacle. The shows will be at Paulie's, 612 N. Main Street, Bloomington Illinois - 9pm, 21 and older Friday August 1st Saturday August 2nd Human Artifacts has a wicked stage show with a bunch of corpses - sounds brutal as hell. The Saturday headliner is now Low Twelve - so you know that means one hell of a wicked time of tampon-tossing, titties flopping, and intense metal mayhem. Spread the word on your myspace pages . . . Poser Roast 23 will be one hell of a brutal time. |
| WES TO TIE THE KNOT IN 2009 |
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| Wes and girlfriend Michelle
will be getting married May 2009! He proposed to her last Saturday
and of course, she accepted. I wanted to break the news last
weekend in the report, but I wanted to talk to Wes first. I didn't
hear back from him until after the report posted last Sunday. Wes said that his brothers will be the groomsmen and he will have former Low Twelve guitarist Les Aldridge as his best man. If you can even believe this shit - Wes and Michelle want me, yes me, to perform the ceremony! How about some Preacher Pete? Ha. I had done something online years ago to become ordained, but I'm not sure if it's legal. So I'm consulting with someone who knows about that stuff, and will do whatever I need to become an ordained minister so I can legally do the ceremony. If things go as planned, I will even offer my "minister" services on the website for any fans who want me to do that for them, for a very reasonable fee. Why the fuck not? So I'll keep you up-to-date on that whole deal . . . and again - huge congrats to Wes and Michelle. Oh, btw Wes . . . I wouldn't have had to post this amongst all the Nikki Sims pics if you would have called me earlier last Sunday! Ha. Sorry man! Sorry Michelle actually! |
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| As you know, we've got lots
of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only
for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check
that sort of thing out, then don't go there. But if you are - then you can see hot chicks like Nikki (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. So click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Saturday August 2nd
at Paulie's, 612 N. Main Street, Bloomington Illinois
9pm, 21 and older
Poser Roast 23 with In the Wake of the Butcher and Vesicant
(more bands playing Fri 8/1 for Poser Roast 23)
Saturday August 16th
at venue to be announced
9pm, 19 and older
with Buried in Black and What Thou Will
Saturday September 27th
at Metal Up Your Tap, Chicago Illinois
Rotting Corpse Records Showcase
details pending
with Whorrid, Ebonmortis, and Deadnight
Friday October
31st
at venue to be announced
Special Halloween Show
9pm, 19 and older
with bands to be announced
Saturday November 1st
at the Rossville VFW, Rossville Illinois
Hallowfest IV Show
8pm, all ages - 21 and older can drink with ID
with Stinkditch and bands to be announced
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
Pete Altieri
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