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BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Poser Roast 23
Details ► June Chopping Block Show ► More Low Twelve Updates ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Testament - The Formation of Damnation (brutal new thrash from Bay Area gods) | |||
| 2. Arsis - United In Regret (completely wicked technical death metal) | |||
| 3. Kataklysm - Prevail (intense new death metal from Canada) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . after missing the report last weekend . . . I'm sure you're ready for quite a bit of abuse this time around. I had my daughter's high school graduation to deal with on Saturday, her party on Sunday and lots of family and friends to entertain. So - I appreciate you brutal bastards (and bitches) understanding that I needed to take the weekend off.
So - we've got plenty of nastiness to go around this week. I've got more details to spread on the upcoming Poser Roast 23 show in August where Low Twelve will unleash the new two-guitar onslaught. Plus, the June edition of the Heavycore Chopping Block Show is posted and ready for your metal consumption - so dig in and enjoy one solid hour of metal mayhem. In addition, I've got one brutally nasty Skank of the Week, some serious hotness in the Brutality Report XXX with the usual display of young chicks who want to be dirty just for you . . . and much more.
Now's the time that all real metal freaks rise up and accept the brutalness, while the weak and frail wring their cum-laden hands a bit and worry about how their mascara is going to run. That's ok - because before the posers can make a break for it and unplug their computer, I'll be reaching out from inside the computer to grab them by the throat and smack their heads into the desk a few times before letting go.
Now get on with it.
| POSERS ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK |
one hour of
poser-shredding metal |
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That's right, dig into show #28 to hear some of the most wicked metal on the planet! I spin a track of the new Kataklysm CD that's just intense as fuck. Plus I spin lots more heavy stuff that I'm sure you'll all dig. Check out the playlist!
Part 1
Part 2 As you all know, the Chopping Block Show is hosted by me each month. Listen to the NEW Heavycore Chopping Block (June 2008 - hosted by Pete Altieri) part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3) |
Listen to the new Chopping Block Show and tell me who I dedicate the Carcass song "Blind Bleeding the Blind" to. The first person with a correct answer gets a copy of "Roasting Posers Volume I" on dvd.
Send your answer to join@heavycore.org and good luck!
| US SOLDIER HOOKED THE FUCK UP! |
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Recently I mentioned a couple of US Army soldiers who needed some metal in a bad way. Both are stationed in Iraq and needless to say - it's tough to pick up the latest CD from bands like Cock and Ball Torture or Decapitated. So - I sent out mass emails to the Heavycore bands and supporters to see who would help them out! Well - one of the soldiers (pictured right) Specialist AJ Cribb - sent me an email and had this pic posted on his myspace page. Fuck yeah! Metal Maniacs sent him a nice care package filled with copies of their magazine, plus lots more stuff. I think that's fucking awesome and now AJ has some stuff to read while he's defending our freedom overseas! Huge fuck yeahs to Metal Maniacs . . . support them by going to www.metalmaniacs.com and buying a subscription or picking up some merchandise. So why don't you help out these guys and send them some metal? You can send used stuff - AJ likes death metal and the heavier side of things. Kevin likes just about anything metal - and both can always use things like deodorant, gum, hard candy, baby wipes, and stuff like that. Remember, sending stuff to them is just like sending it in the US - so it doesn't cost that much. Help these guys out!
SPC Alan Cribb
MTRS HHC 3-7 Inf USMI/SC - REO APO AE 09316
SSG Kevin Hansen
C 1-161 FA
504th MP BN
APO AE 09391
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| POSERS ROASTING IN AUGUST |
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| Don't miss the great Poser
Roast 23 show coming up in less than two months! As I've been
telling you, that's when we'll be unleashing the new Low Twelve lineup
featuring two new guitar players. Both nights are going to be
wicked, as we've got plenty of bands to blow your ass away! The shows will be at Paulie's, 612 N. Main Street, Bloomington Illinois - 9pm, 21 and older Friday August 1st Saturday August 2nd Want to hear a 90-second commercial I did for the show? Check it out. Don't miss these great shows - support the cause and come out to both shows. Human Artifacts has a wicked stage show with a bunch of corpses - sounds brutal as hell. The Saturday headliner, Hurtlocker, is sure to blow your ass away too. Both nights will shred - so don't miss it. |
For more information about Heavycore and what it's about - go to www.heavycore.net
| LOW TWELVE UPDATES |
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| Things continue to improve
as Dan and Meister learn the material. The nice thing about
teaching the songs to them, is that Wes and I also get to dissect the
tunes and find little things that maybe we weren't playing exactly
right. So it gives us the chance to really dig in and make the
songs exactly perfect! We're working on a 45-minute set list for the 8/2 show at Paulie's, that will feature a mix of the new stuff we'll be recording later this year for the upcoming "Splatter Pattern" CD, as well as old favorites that you Twelve Heads always enjoy hearing. We missed practice last week due to my family obligations, but we hammered it hard this week and will be hitting it hard up until the 8/2 show - because we want you fuckers to be floored when we hit the stage with the new sound of Low Twelve. We're also getting prices to do some new merchandise. Watch out for some girly shirts, thongs, and the usual guy shirts coming soon. We will be expanding the merch to try and do some stuff we've never done before. So get those tax rebate checks ready to spend on some brutalness! |
If anyone wants to send an email to any of us personally . . . here's a list of the contact emails:
Or if you want to get old school - the snail mail is:
Low Twelve Command Center
PO Box 4324
Bloomington Illinois 61702
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| As you know, we've got lots
of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only
for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check
that sort of thing out, then don't go there. But if you are - then you can see hot chicks like Liz (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. So click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Saturday August 2nd
at Paulie's, 612 N. Main Street, Bloomington Illinois
9pm, 21 and older
Poser Roast 23 with Hurtlocker, In the Wake of the Butcher and Vesicant
(more bands playing Fri 8/1 for Poser Roast 23)
Saturday August 16th
at venue to be announced
9pm, 19 and older
with Buried in Black and What Thou Will
Saturday September 27th
at Metal Up Your Tap, Chicago Illinois
Rotting Corpse Records Showcase
details pending
with Whorrid, Ebonmortis, and Deadnight
Friday October
31st
at venue to be announced
Special Halloween Show
9pm, 19 and older
with bands to be announced
Saturday November 1st
at the Rossville VFW, Rossville Illinois
Hallowfest IV Show
8pm, all ages - 21 and older can drink with ID
with Stinkditch and bands to be announced
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
Pete Altieri
pete@lowtwelve.com
