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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Celebrating 420 ► Pete Finds Holy Potato Chip ► Low Twelve Progress with New Members ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Arsis - United in Regret (wicked death metal) | |||
| 2. 3 Headed Moses - Dragging the Lake (great new CD from Heavycore bros) | |||
| 3. Testament - Practice What You Preach (kick ass thrash metal) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . happy 420 to you burnt bastards out there who are celebrating the holiday in a smoke-filled stupor along with us. It's been a hectic week here my brutal comrades as we continue to forge the fuck on and work on the plan to destroy all posers from this planet with stunning precision.
This week's practice was great for Low Twelve as we added another song to the list of completed tunes, and continued work on a new song called "Scourge". It's bad ass to say the least, but then you knew that. We'll have more details about practice plus some pics. Speaking of pics, we postponed the photo shoot with Gabby Hinkson due to the dismal weather forecast, but of course - it was sunny much of the day and would have been fine to take the shots. So - we'll try it again next Saturday and see if we can get the promo shots done. Also - you'll be interested to find out about a strange, but eerie potato chip I found this week in a hotel room. It's fucking weird, and coming the night before the biggest earthquake ever felt in the Midwest - it seems oddly prophetic. Check all that out, plus some hot new sluts in the Brutality Report XXX page and of course a disgusting Skank of the Week for you sick fuckers.
So you metal freaks should enjoy the buffet of brutality before you. It's a regular cornucopia of carnage as I spew the brutal propaganda, while the weak out there cry and lament about how they wish they were half as wicked. I realize the pain they must be enduring, so I make this pledge - that if you slit your throats now, that the pain will go away soon enough and the rest of us can gang fuck your women folk.
Now get on with it.
| THE ORIGIN OF 420 |
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burnt comrades, I know how the term 420 is thrown around a lot and
sometimes I wonder exactly where it came from. I've heard a lot of
stories, and who can really tell what's true and what's folklore?
But I did some research this week, to see if I could find out more about
it. Well - in my smoke-filled research I came upon this . . .
In 1971 at San Rafael High School in San Rafael California, students would meet after school got out at a statue of Louis Pasteur at 4:20 pm to smoke pot. They came up with a salute and would say "420 Louis" while they blazed the afternoon away. The Greatful Dead popularized the term in the 1980's and countless others since . . . as you can see banners all over the web - especially on the myspace pages of fellow pot smokers. Want to check some of it out for yourself? Then spark one up and check it . . . http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2000/04/20/MN101165.DTL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture) http://www.chrisconrad.com/expert.witness/sb420-03.htm So enjoy the day my friends and you'll now find yourselves a bit smarter knowing where the term 420 comes from. But if you tell any of your smoking buddies, they'll likely forget and next year on 4/20 you'll have to remind their burnt asses again! It's the gift that keeps on giving. |
| PETE FINDS A SACRED CHIP? |
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I was shocked this week to find a potato chip, while chilling out watching TV - that had a very visible cross in the middle of it. I was staying out of town for work, and so I was by myself - wondering if I could maybe sell it to someone who wanted to pay a bunch of money for something with historical significance as this. Like all of us, I could use the money, and thought why not? So - I've got it on ebay. Check it out if you want and if you're interested to bid on it - go for it. It's totally legit, I didn't do anything to the chip, other than put it in something safe to get it back home without breaking it. Oddly enough, it happened the night before the earthquake struck the Midwest. How strange is that? On top of all that, the Pope was still here in the US visiting - and so I wondered if maybe there was a religious significance to it? So anyway - here's the ebay listing if you want to check it out. I'll keep you all posted if anything comes of it. I've forwarded the story and pic to Fox News, CNN, ABC, NBC, and many others . . . so who knows? |
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| STUPID PRACTICE SHIT |
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| We had an extremely
productive practice this week as Meister and Dan continue to make
strides to learn the brutal catalog of tunes. So far - we've got
these songs down and ready to play:
Dying Room We've also made a lot of progress and are nearly done with a brand new song called "Scourge". This song was in the writing process when Les quit, so we picked up and began to show the parts to Dan and Meister. So - they get to put their own unique stamp on a new song right off the bat. It's really kick ass and we're sure you fuckers are going to dig the shit out of it. It's a song against Communism and the millions of people who have died because of it. Check out the lyrics: |
Scourge
Music by Low Twelve, lyrics by Pete Altieri
Chorus:
Scourge!
Spreading across the land
Scourge! Indoctrination of man
Scourge! Hammer and sickle in hand
Scourge! Scourge!
Verse:
From each
according to his ability, to each according to his need,
A twisted way to look at the world - through the prism of communist eyes.
Spread the wealth to feed the poor, give them nothing, yet they want more
Brainwashed masses cling to fear, they never see the hate that holds them down.
Build a
wall up to the sky, shoot anyone who even tries
To go against those of the State, never-ending madness feeds the hate
Starve the masses of their food, deplete their minds and steal their thoughts
Mind-numbed followers who need your hand, yet you strike them down instead
Pre-Chorus:
A
kaleidoscope of lies to prop up the chosen few
From Marx, to Lennon, to Mao, and Ho Chi Mihn
Mediocrity drowns any hope to break away
Mediocrity celebrated, personalities erased
Repeat Chorus
Bridge:
Drowning in
a sea of empty promises, steals hope from their souls
A perfect society meets with imperfect ends, a scourge of this land
Solo, repeat bridge
Verse:
Build your
walls we’ll tear them down, stamping out the hatred one by one
Evil ones who terrorize, in the name of the people who idolize
The ones who follow do not see, their eyes are blinded by empty words
Time will slowly tell the tale, how communism failed and millions died.
Repeat Pre-Chorus
Repeat Chorus
- here's a good one . . . be the first one to tell me what book the line "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need" comes from. It's a classic piece of Communist filth - so this is an easy one. The prize . . . a copy of the Low Twelve "This Side Toward Enemy" CD. If you tell me who wrote the book, I'll toss in a Low Twelve poster!
Send your answer to me now at contact@lowtwelve.com - good luck!
Check out a couple pics I took while we were chilling out this week on break:
Wes chilling out and walking the dog . . .
Dan and Meister discussing important world issues
Meister and Dan working on a cool harmony part
So we couldn't be happier at how things are turning out. We'll be booking shows heavily after our debut performance with these two axe-slingers, on Saturday August 2nd at Paulie's in downtown Bloomington. So prepare for the onslaught. Things are sounding tighter and tighter each week. Next week's goal is to come up with a set list, so we can continue to learn the songs we need to - and to continue writing new songs so we can wrap up the new CD and look to do some recording this fall before the fuckin' snow flies!
Let the brutality begin . . .
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| As you know, we've got lots
of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only
for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check
that sort of thing out, then don't go there. But if you are - then you can see hot chicks like Next Door Nikki (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. So click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'!
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Saturday August 2nd
at Paulie's, 612 N. Main Street, Bloomington Illinois
9pm, 21 and older
Poser Roast 23 with Hurtlocker, In the Wake of the Butcher and Vesicant
(more bands playing Fri 8/1 for Poser Roast 23)
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
Pete Altieri
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