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BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► More Pics with
new Guitar Players ► April Chopping Block Show ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Arsis - We Are the Nightmare (fucking wicked new death/thrash metal) | |||
| 2. Cannibal Corpse - Gore Obsessed (very wicked US death metal) | |||
| 3. Testament - The Gathering (intense Bay Area thrash metal) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . it's been a usual hectic week here in the Low Twelve Command Center, as I spew more brutal propaganda and wage war against those who are weak and frail. Fuck yeah!
We had a great practice yesterday with our two new guitar players and continue to make great progress with things. So far, things couldn't be going better with Dan and Meister. Next Saturday we'll be using the camera skills of a local photographer, Gabby Hinkson, as we do our first formal photo shoot to update the Low Twelve promo kits and of course the web site. I'm excited to see how they turn out because Gabby does a great job and really knows a camera. In addition, I've got the April Chopping Block Show posted here again for any of you who missed it - this show slams and I'm sure that you'll dig it if you like brutal, heavy metal. Also, I've got some serious hot chicks in the Brutality Report XXX page - so make sure you check that out before you leave and if you need to check that your door is locked so no one walks in on you beating the bishop (or rubbing the nub for the ladies out there). That could be embarrassing . . . or could get someone hot to fuck your brains out?
So - now it's decision time for the posers out there reading the Brutality Report. What do you do? Do you continue reading and endure the equivalent of watching ten dudes gang fuck your woman, or do you play it safe, turn off the computer and just try and forget it all. Maybe you can watch one of those Lifetime movies you love so much and pretend that none of this happened. There's only one problem - while you're crying your eyes out to "Mommy Can I Sleep With Danger", your woman will be turning on the computer, putting some fresh batteries in her vibrator, and working that shit to the bone while she imagines what it would be like being with metal heads so brutal as Low Twelve.
Now get on with it.
| FIRST PHOTO SHOOT SCHEDULED! |
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| We're going to utilizing the
skills of a local photograher, Gabby Hinkson, to do our first photo
shoot with Meister and Dan. The pic to the right was taken after
practice one day by Wes' girlfriend Michelle. But we want to do a
full photo shoot in three different locations and give it a shot with a
person who knows more about photography. We've done things
ourselves, using friends and family with our digital camera, but the one
shoot we did with a professional (Mike Page) back in 2000 was the best
we ever did. So, we thought it would be a good thing to try that
again. Michelle and Crazy Mike will also be taking pics with
digital cameras so we can get as many as possible - three cameras going
off at rapid fire! Oddly enough, one of the locations we are going to is the FIRST spot that Low Twelve ever took band photos back in 1998. Talk about memory lane - it's going to be weird. I'll be the only one who was present ten years ago doing that shoot. Wes suggested taking some pics in front of a mausoleum in a local cemetery, and then we're going to try some in a rural location near Shirley Illinois where we took some classic band pics while Tim was still in the band. So - ten years later, Low Twelve is going back to familiar places to capture some great new promo shots! We'll post some of them next weekend in the Brutality Report. Lights, camera - fucking brutality! |
| ANNOUNCING NEW LOW
TWELVE CD TITLE - SPLATTER PATTERN Originally, we were going to name the next Low Twelve CD - Blackened Spiral Down. That idea was spawned from lyrics from the song "Defiance to the End" (about the 9/11 World Trade Center jumpers) where it says: "Can you see them coming, can you hear them falling, the gates of Hell are calling, a blackened spiral down." But, as more songs have been written for the new CD - we decided a better name would be Splatter Pattern. I'm actually working on some lyrics and ideas for the song by the same title - so that's what brought it to mind. I thought it would be a good name, and the rest of the band agreed. It lends itself to some wicked imagery for the next CD cover and artwork. In case you didn't know, a splatter pattern is a way that forensic detectives try to figure out what sort of weapon was used, and from what angle they used it - by blood spatters on the walls/ceilings. The songs that have been written so far: Dying Room Right now, Meister and Dan can play Dying Room, Chopping Block and Defiance to the End. Next week we're working on Bind Torture Kill. We are also working on another song called Scourge, which is coming along great. There are two more songs in the works, that we'll begin once Scourge is finished - Hand of the Dying and Splatter Pattern. So prepare for some serious brutality with this new Low Twelve release! |
| CHOPPING THOSE POSERS TO PIECES! |
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how time flies while your shredding weak poser ass! Can you
bastards believe it's been 26 shows now for the Chopping Block? Oh
yeah - I'm tearing it up oh-so-brutally this time around by spinning
some of the nastiest shit on the planet. Check out bands like
Kreator, Testament, Kataklysm, Cannibal Corpse, the might Bolt Thrower,
Lividty and tons more. Check out the playlist below and then check
out the links below to hear the show! Also check out the contest I'm running this week . . . but you have to listen to the show to win! April
Chopping Block Play List - Show 26
Kreator - Reconquering the
Throne
Listen to the NEW
Heavycore Chopping Block - April 2008, Show 26 |
WANT TO ADVERTISE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK SHOW?
Anyone who wants to run an ad in the next Chopping Block Show - email me at join@heavycore.org - it's cheap and easy to do. The prices below include me doing the ad for you (if you want) to the music of your choice:
30-second ad $15
60-second ad $25
That's cheap - especially when you realize the show gets played nearly 100 times on various radio stations all over the internet, plus on the Heavycore website, where I plug the shit out of it here on the Brutality Report, on myspace, and beyond.
Special deal running this month - if you place your ad by Tues 4/15/08 and pay with PAYPAL, your ad will be played twice on the May show. That's a hell of a deal.
- click here for more information on how to reach 10,000 metal heads each week with your ad!
- check out our xxx adults only section of the Brutality Report!
Guaranteed to make you jerk what you got!
| CONTEST WINNER FROM LAST WEEK |
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| We had a contest in the last
Brutality Report to see if anyone could tell me what I said about 3
Headed Moses before I played their song "The Revengeless Sword" in the
Chopping Block this month. Well - we got a winner quickly and it
was Steve from Kent CT. Kick ass! So what was the correct answer? I said that they had just played their final hometown show. Kick ass Steve - I'm glad you scored the free copy of "Roasting Posers Volume I". It's a wicked 90-minute DVD that features videos from Pro-Pain, Lividity, Ominous, Low Twelve, and more. To score a copy of this DVD and much more - great CDs, DVDs, shirts and more . . . check out the link below!
Heavycore Online Store
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| STUPID PRACTICE SHIT We had a great practice this week and things are moving along nicely. We actually learned one of the older songs this week - Lines Drawn. Meister was saying he just couldn't wait any longer to learn that song, so we thought it would be fun to do it. It sounds wicked - and in about one hour, we were able to play it pretty damn close to the way it has been since it was written. Fuck yeah. Check out some pics that were taken this week while we worked our butts off in Wes' basement. Speaking of Wes - he's fucking pissed off about his new drum set still not being delivered. He has part of it - but not the whole thing. So it's like a huge tease to him - once it's all arrived - I'll have lots of pics of him throwing down behind the new kit. It's a sweet Pearl kit - double bass drums of course, with an extra mounted tom than what he has now. The drums are a dark blue that fades into black. All the hardware is black too - it's bad ass!
My son Joe and his friend stopped by practice and they were digging the new sound. We were working on Scourge when they were there, but also blasted out Defiance to the End and Lines Drawn. More updates as they come in - prepare for the onslaught before long Twelve Heads! |
| DON'T FORGET ABOUT XXX! |
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| As you know, we've got lots
of hot chicks on the Brutality Report XXX page. But, that's only
for adults, so if that's not your thing, or you're not legal to check
that sort of thing out, then don't go there. But if you are - then you can see hot chicks like Taylor (pictured right) and many more, doing some nasty things. So why not check out lots of free picture and movie galleries where you can see sexy teens getting naked and performing acts that only adults can see. So click on the link below if you want to check out Brutality Report XXX and don't come whining to us if your cock gets sore from all the jerking - or if you're a female and that nub gets worn down. Enjoy the perversion! Happy jerkin'! |
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Poser Roast 23 with Hurtlocker, In the Wake of the Butcher and Vesicant
(more bands playing Fri 8/1 for Poser Roast 23)
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| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
Pete Altieri
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