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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► More Practice
Pics with New Low Twelve Members ► April Heavycore Chopping Block ► Video of Pete with 3 Headed Moses on Stage ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Arsis - We Are the Nightmare (wicked intricate metal) | |||
| 2. Cannibal Corpse - Live Cannibalism (brutal live death metal) | |||
| 3. Testament - The Gathering (incredible US thrash masters) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . it's been a busy week here in the Low Twelve Command Center as I continue to spew more brutal propaganda than ever! As Low Twelve continues the re-building process . . . things continue to fall into place as the new lineup begins to get more and more comfortable each day.
I've got updates on how practice has been going with our two new fret-scorchers along with pics of it. In addition, we had a very special guest that stopped by for a visit, and we'll show you who that was later in the report. Also, I got the April Chopping Block Show completed this week, so you can scorch your computer speakers cranking that shit up. Plus - win a copy of the "Roasting Posers" DVD from Heavycore if you get a question correct. So make sure you fuckers read on and get in on the action. I've also got a kick ass live video that we shot last weekend of 3 Headed Moses on stage - along with me singing "666 Pack & A Baseball Bat". It was a blast and you'll get to see it all for yourself. There's also tons of hot teen ass in the Brutality Report XXX page this week, so make sure you're clicking on the XXX banner later in the report to check that out, plus a really disgusting new Skank of the Week awaits . . . so what the fuck are you waiting for Twelve Heads? It's time to get brutal.
Posers of this planet who decide to torture themselves with these reports should take this cue to just pull the plug out of the wall and shut your computer totally off. You might want to consider pawning the fucking thing, so you don't have to catch your woman each week, finger banging herself while she checks it out. That must be humiliating to see her doing that . . . as she surrounds herself with the brutality of it all. It must turn her on so much. So don't delay posers - pawn your computer and try your best to keep your woman away from our brutal clutches!
Now get on with it.
| CHOPPING THOSE POSERS TO PIECES! |
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how time flies while your shredding weak poser ass! Can you
bastards believe it's been 26 shows now for the Chopping Block? Oh
yeah - I'm tearing it up oh-so-brutally this time around by spinning
some of the nastiest shit on the planet. Check out bands like
Kreator, Testament, Kataklysm, Cannibal Corpse, the might Bolt Thrower,
Lividty and tons more. Check out the playlist below and then check
out the links below to hear the show! Also check out the contest I'm running this week . . . but you have to listen to the show to win! April
Chopping Block Play List - Show 26
Kreator - Reconquering the
Throne
Listen to the NEW
Heavycore Chopping Block - April 2008, Show 26 |
Win a free copy of the "Roasting Posers Volume I" DVD if you can be the first freak to answer this question right. Email your answer to join@heavycore.org
Question - What major event happened with the band 3 Headed Moses, that I mention when I play their song in the show? (hint - listen to the show with the links to each part above in streaming mp3 format)
Good luck you fuckers! Send any comments about the Chopping Block Show (good or bad - or requests for a future show to me at join@heavycore.org
| SPEAKING OF "THE MOSES" . . . |
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As I mentioned earlier, 3 Headed Moses asked me to film their set at the Eastside Tavern in Columbia Missouri last weekend. That was the show we were supposed to play with them and Slugtrail. This would have been a massive show with three bands who have graced that stage so many times together. This time was even more special for 3 Headed Moses because it would be their final hometown appearance, since they are splitting up this month. Their guitar player and singer Luke Offield is relocating to Texas and so the band will be ending . . . but already there is talk of drummer Jeramy McAllister and bassist Nick Fizer doing another project together. Yesterday I got an email from Luke and he told me he's determined to get a band together in Texas and will soon be part of Heavycore again! So it's great to hear good things coming from that camp, despite the sadness of them calling it quits. They even just released a new CD - so fans are picking up copies by the truckload - so grab your own by clicking on their logo to the right - and going to their website. Listen to sounds, and get the "Moses Experience". They can be addictive! As I mentioned before, I got up and sang "666 Pack & A Baseball Bat" with 3 Headed Moses last weekend, and Wes captured it on video. Check out the video in streaming wmv format. Enjoy! Long Live 3 Headed Moses! |
Win a free copy of the "Core til Death IV" CD if you can be the first one to tell me what Heavycore compilation CD this "666 Pack & A Baseball Bat" appear?
Send your answer to me at join@heavycore.org - good luck fuckers!
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| LOW TWELVE ON A
PAINTBALL DVD Low Twelve may be appearing on an upcoming paintball DVD that a company is putting together. We passed the first screening and the company is checking out our music and should be making a decision here soon. We'll let you know what they decide as soon as we know . . . Expect to see Low Twelve on more game soundtracks, movie soundtracks, and that sort of thing . . . I'm aggressively looking into that sort of thing for us. |
| STUPID PRACTICE SHIT We had one of the most productive practices ever yesterday - as we continue on with our once-a-week four hour practice. It's been working out great, so Meister doesn't have to make two trips down from Pontiac each week, and it enables the rest of us to spend more time working on things on our own. It has also given me a chance to spend more time doing stuff I'd like to do - like updating the site, Heavycore promotion, and more. So far - it's working out great. Both Meister and Dan are catching on quickly and we've been making great progress. What I think is the best thing so far, is that we have really jelled quick and are sounding tight already. We have now learned "Dying Room", "Chopping Block", and "Defiance to the End". We can play those songs solid and tight - with both guitar players just tearing shit up. Meister is also doing some sick backing vocals as we spend time working that part of the sound. It's really adding a nice dimension to have him backing me up. We also plan on Meister doing some co-lead vocals with me on an upcoming new song. Fuck yeah! Dan is also doing some tasty guitar solos, and adding some really wicked harmonies in parts that we think they sound best. It's just cool to have the two guitar set up again - because it opens things up to what we can do live, versus only on a CD. Taking nothing away from Les of course . . . but two guitars can do a lot of things if done correctly. So far, I'm very happy with how Meister and Dan work together. We've got one hell of a double-edged battle sword with these two in the lineup! Check out some pics:
We also had a visitor stop by that we hadn't seen since the new lineup was in place. Good old Crazy Mike Lanham stopped by to check things out. I'm sure it was weird for him to see two new guys there with me and Wes, but he seemed to dig what he heard. We even played his favorite Low Twelve song "Dying Room" - so it was cool that he stopped by for a visit.
So things continue to move forward. We have also been working on the new song we were writing when Les left last month - "Scourge". It's sounding fucking wicked as hell with two guitars. We've been spending the last hour of each practice to work on writing new stuff, so that Meister and Dan get their hands in on writing new stuff right away to make them feel more a part of what's going on. Wes came up with the idea and I'm all for it. So far it's been extremely productive! The song is half done and will be added to the new set as soon as it's complete. We still have "Hand of the Dying" to put together and the final song for the new CD, "Splatter Pattern" - which is going to be bad ass. I can't even wait - I plan on doing some co-lead vocals with Meister on one or both of those songs. It's going to be sick as fuck. So here's to the new generation of Low Twelve . . . watch the fuck out or we'll run your ass into the ground! |
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Saturday August 2nd
at Paulie's, 612 N. Main Street, Bloomington Illinois
9pm, 21 and older
Poser Roast 23 with Hurtlocker, In the Wake of the Butcher and Vesicant
(more bands playing Fri 8/1 for Poser Roast 23)
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
Pete Altieri
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