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BRUTALITY REPORT
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Show Booked with New Lineup ► Eastside Tavern Trip ► Poser Roast 23 Updates ► More Hot Chicks in Brutality Report XXX This Week |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Carcass - Heartwork (jammed this shit on the way to Missouri) | |||
| 2. Sepultura - Chaos AD (also jammed this on the way to Missouri) | |||
| 3. Testament - Live in London (great dvd and cd from the thrash masters) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . we had a very productive week here in the Low Twelve Command Center! Despite the lull in live shows, the work behind the scenes continues on with our two new axe masters . . . Meister and Dan. Check out all the updates with the new Low Twelve lineup later on in this report.
Even though we couldn't play the show this Saturday, we took a road trip to Eastside Tavern in Columbia Missouri to support our brothers in 3 Headed Moses as they played their last show at the legendary venue. Also playing was Slugtrail, so it was an awesome time to see all the Columbia metal freaks - including the awesome staff at Eastside. I shot video of both bands and will have some stuff to post next Brutality Report after I've had time to sift through it all. But there are some pics from the weekend road trip for you all to see. In addition, I've got big news as Low Twelve will be appearing at the big Poser Roast 23 show for the first date booked with the new lineup. Also lots of hot tits and ass for you perverted bastards on the XXX page and lots more . . .
So you posers out there should consider putting your head out of the car window and then hit a stop sign as hard as you can. It just might sever your pussy head clean off, or it might just fuck you up real bad. Either way - have someone take a pic for us.
Now get on with it.
| WEB SITE UPDATES With everyone on a myspace addiction, it's hard to get fans to check out a band's website anymore. So many bands now, only have a myspace page. To me, that's just fucking lazy . . . so that's one thing that Low Twelve is not. So check out some updates to the pic galleries now with the newest members Meister and Dan. You can find out more about them, what kind of gear they use, their top 5 cds, and how to contact them if you wish. There are galleries for each of the band members, plus past band members Les Aldridge, Tim McCleland, and Steve Chestney. There are also group pics, live pics, fans, friends, and of course - lots of tits and ass. Even some pussy too! So warning - don't check out those galleries unless you are legal to see that sort of thing and want to see it. |
| APRIL CHOPPING BLOCK COMING |
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I am a little late this month getting the April edition of the Heavycore Chopping Block done. But I'm going to work on it tonight and will post it as soon as possible. If you didn't get a chance to hear the March show - check it out with the link below. You'll hear it in streaming mp3 format . . . and turn up those speakers and crank it the fuck up! I also have a myspace page set up for the show - so sign up as a friend if you want. |
- click here for more information on how to reach 10,000 metal heads each week with your ad!
- check out our xxx adults only section of the Brutality Report!
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| POSER ROAST 23 ANNOUNCEMENT! |
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As reported last week in the Brutality Report - Poser Roast 23 will be going on at Paulie's in Bloomington Illinois on Friday August 1st and Saturday August 2nd. We're going to have 3 bands the first night and 4 on the second - so it's going to be a brutalization that will surely send posers fleeing the state. Fuck yeah! We decided to go ahead and put Low Twelve on the roster, since we have our full lineup now and expect to be more than ready to shred on August 1st or 2nd. Also confirmed for this show is Human Artifacts - death metal in a brutal display of power from frontman Matt Bishop (ex-Lividity). They're going to have a sick stage show with corpses . . . that's all Matt would tell me. Hell yeah! The exact order of bands and who is playing which day will be announced very soon, but here is a complete list of the bands who will be playing the weekend! Hurtlocker For more information about Heavycore and what the organization is about - check out www.heavycore.net |
| COLUMBIA MISSOURI ROAD TRIP WAS SYMBOLIC |
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after Les decided to leave the band, that we wanted to make the road
trip to Columbia Missouri on 3/29. Even though we weren't playing,
we knew that it was 3 Headed Moses' last show at the venue before they
split up in April . . . and so to support them as well as our brothers
in Slugtrail - it would be a symbolic trip down south. Well - Meister wanted to come along and so we dragged his ass along for his first official road trip as a band member. We had been on many trips with him before when he was in other bands. Dan couldn't make it, as he had studio time booked with his other band - Zeroshift. Wes' girlfriend, Michelle, was cool enough to tag along with us and let us use her new Tuscon for the trip. It was sweet and the gas mileage was even sweeter. Not to mention gas was $3.44 when we left Illinois and only $3.09 in Columbia. Fuck yeah! We had a great trip, jamming on metal through the CD player and talking with Meister about a lot of fond road trip memories. We arrived in Columbia around 8pm, checked into the same hotel we always stay at . . . and even though Michelle almost had a total BF (ha - sorry MIchelle I just had to) - we changed, went to eat a little something, and then hit the bar. Michelle and Wes brought a Tom Tom along too . . . and that thing is so fucking cool my ass is definitely buying one now! |
It was great to see everyone again . . . and so many fans were asking what happened with Les. It was cool that Meister was along, so we could introduce him to many of the freaks who will someday soon be thrashing along to Low Twelve with him on stage with us! I shot video of 3 Headed Moses and Slugtrail and thanks to Wes for helping me out on the still camera as well as giving my arm a rest. Whew! We were glad to see Sal, Pants (wow what a change in him with over 200 pounds shed), and everyone else who came out.
It was tough to see 3 Headed Moses call it quits - because the place was PACKED full and the fans just loved their final Eastside performance. I jumped up on stage with them to sing "666 Pack and a Baseball Bat" and so I hope to have a video clip of that in the next Brutality Report.
Check out a couple of pics we took of the bands:
Slugtrail
3 Headed Moses
I talked to Sal about us coming back to Eastside this fall for a show - once we had the new lineup ready to roll. He was into that and so we'll let you all know when we book the show. Thanks for all the MO fans who came out and are so supportive of Low Twelve. We appreciate your patience and rest assured, we'll be back again very soon to tear it up at Eastside.
| STUPID PRACTICE SHIT Before we left on Saturday for Missouri, we had a nice 3-hour band practice. With Meister and Dan we now have "Dying Room" and "Chopping Block" down solid, and will be working on "Defiance to the End" and "Bind Torture Kill" this week. One by one the songs are falling into place. We're excited for you to hear what they sound like with two guitar players . . . I think you'll be surprised at how brutal it fucking is! All you fans out there . . . we will be doing the classic songs as well - so don't panic. You'll still hear "Crawlspace", "Your God", "Lines Drawn" and more from our past. We don't plan on leaving that stuff behind, but we are excited about doing new things with two guitars now! More updates next week with more practice pictures. |
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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