subscribe to the Low Twelve Brutal Email List and get these reports sent to you every week . . . for FREE!
|
BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
WARNING! |
IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Low Twelve
Continues to Write ► Les' Aching Back! ► James "Buck" Harder Checks in from Iraq ► Hot Next Door Nikki galleries and much more |
 |
So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
|
|
| 1. Exodus - Shovel Headed Kill Machine (man that shit is BRUTAL) | |||
| 2. Hurtlocker - Embrace the Fall (killer new thrash from Chicago) | |||
| 3. Venom - Welcome to Hell (gotta love it old school satanic style) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . it's been a hectic week here in the Low Twelve Command Center. I was out of town on business for Wednesday and Thursday - and due to our conflicting schedules . . . we're practicing tomorrow at the V-12 to make up for some lost time. It's a bitch with all three of us being busier than hell. We just hate to miss our two-a-week schedule and when we're writing - it's even more critical.
Aside from that chaos - guitar slinger Les Aldridge has been suffering from a painful back situation that kept him on the sidelines to an extent this week. We've got more on that, plus our good buddy and Pontiac resident James "Buck" Harder is back in Iraq and he checked in to say hi to all. Plus I've got a wickedly nasty Skank of the Week, but make up for it with lots of hot young chicks who just love taking their clothes off. Go figure?
So all you perverted metal freaks and freakettes prepare for a buffet of brutality once again! I've got lots of brutal propaganda to spew and the posers will have to watch and just wank away while we show them what real metal bands do in a typical week! They can't hang with it and that little twig and berries just can't compare to our Mandingo-like shafts gleaming in the light and standing at full attention!
Now get on with it.
| BUCK CHECKS IN FROM IRAQ |
|
| Back in 2005 we got an email
from a soldier in Iraq named James "Buck" Harder. He was from
Pontiac and missed friends and family of course . . . and he was wanting
some Low Twelve music to jam in the sand. He got that and TONS
more as I sent a mass email to all the Heavycore bands, record labels,
and everyone I could think of to send him music, dvds, shirts, or
whatever!
Metal Blade and Nuclear Blast both sent him huge crates filled with tons of killer shit! I sent him a copy of everything in my catalog with Low Twelve and Heavycore. Bands were sending him cds, dvds, stickers and all kinds of kick ass stuff. He got so much - that his commander allowed him to have a "metal night" at Camp Taji in Iraq! So he jammed out all the metal we sent for the troops every week! How cool is that? Buck came home on leave in 2005 and we hooked up at an outdoor show in Pontiac Illinois. Check the pic out to the right. He brought along a buddy from the Army named 12 Gauge and he was a cool mother fucker too. It was great to meet him and Buck - plus Bucks wife and baby were along too! It was an honor to meet them and they were so grateful for all that was sent - so everyone who helped out - you made a difference to get a guy back home in one piece . . . |
Well - just the other day I got an email from Buck. I was wondering what happened to him - if he was in the US or not. Well, he's back in Iraq. He's been busy and is in Mosul right now. Of course we wish him and all his comrades only the best. I asked him to keep in touch - but I'm sure it's tough when time is limited for email and you've got a family at home!
Thanks for your service brother . . . speedy tour and back home safely!
Buck in Iraq in 2005 on a Bradley Fighting Vehicle
| LES' ACHING BACK! |
|
|
Anyone who knows Les Aldridge knows that he's got the strongest work ethic on the planet! At his current job, he's never called in sick in 10 years. When he's not working, he's in his garage twisting wrenches on the 1937 Chevy he's been restoring, or tinkering around on various projects around the house. The man barely rests! This week he's been in lots of pain with a back issue that actually turned out to be sciatica. He had to go to the hospital on Friday because the pain was so bad and with some medication and rest - he will be fine. He's got to keep off his feet and resting as much as possible . . . which for Les will be a challenge! Maybe now he can brush up on a good book or watch Oprah and get with his "other side"? Ha - knowing Les he'll be chilling out watching some crazy ass motorcycle racing or playing his flight simulator on his computer. We hope Les gets better soon . . . if you want to send him a message send it to les@lowtwelve.com |
- click here for more information on how to reach 10,000 metal heads each week with your ad!
|
|
So you want to try something new in the
bedroom? Check out the BEETLE CLIP. This one might
make your girl a little upset - so make sure you've got a plan B in the
works! You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger into the poop shoot and try like hell to make them touch each other. Wow, if you can pull this one off - you need to send us a pic at contact@lowtwelve.com - especially if you manage to not get your stupid slapped in the process. If you do - take a pic of that too and send it in. |
|
| THOSE HOT SLUTS NEXT DOOR |
|
| So you fuckers love to see
chicks getting naked? Well, you've cum to the right place.
In this column each week we feature a different hot chick. She's hot as
hell and it's no wonder her webmaster sends her galleries to us nearly
every week! While you're checking out these galleries, feel free to take the site visits. They're usually free and you can see more than just a few pics. Some of them feature videos and more. If you join up as a member, you get to see all the galleries and some of them include some seriously wicked stuff! Often times you can chat with the girls and mail in stuff for them to wear for future photo shoots. How about that? Check out these galleries we're featuring this week and don't worry about it. I won't tell on you. Promise! Just don't blame us if you get in trouble at home or school . . . or like one poor Twelve Head - he got fired from work for looking at porn. Use some fucking common sense . . . grab that box of tissues and get to spankin! http://galleries.tease-pics.com/369l/index.php?id=1640950 http://galleries.tease-pics.com/387v/index.php?id=1640950 http://galleries.tease-pics.com/onlymelanie/154c/index.php?id=1640950 http://galleries.tease-pics.com/onlyopaques/089k/index.php?id=1640950 http://galleries.tease-pics.com/onlyopaques/094f/index.php?id=1640950 |
| LOW TWELVE SONG WRITING UPDATE |
|
| We missed a practice this
week as I noted earlier, but that hasn't stopped the writing process.
I've been doing lots of research for the next one coming up - "Scourge".
I told you before it's about the spread of Communism and the millions of
people it has destroyed. I've been reading a couple of books on
the subject and doing some reading online as well. There's so much
to discuss, it's really hard to squeeze it into one song.
The subject of Communism has been touched on in a couple of our other songs like "Lines Drawn" and "S-21" where the post-Vietnam War Pol Pot regime is discussed. Also in "Enemy of the State" with the Chinese Communist dictator Mao Tse Tung. As we wrap up the last few songs for this new CD . . . we continue to push the envelope and not doing anything the same way twice. These new songs feature some brutally heavy parts and some real intricate progressive stuff as well. I think you Twelve Heads will love the new stuff - we can't wait to play it out live to try 'em out. |
subscribe to the Low Twelve Brutal Email List - it's free!
| ORDER A LOW TWELVE SHIRT |
|
| Order one of these brutal
shirts! See the back design below. They're only $15 each
plus $2 shipping. If you want 2x, those are $18 plus $2 shipping.
We have them in medium, large, x-large and 2x. Send cash or money
orders payable to Pete Altieri to:
Low Twelve Command Center Outside the US, please send $6 shipping per shirt. If you want to pay by PAYPAL, then send it to us at contact@lowtwelve.com and make sure you specify your size!
|
order
the latest Low Twelve CD
"This Side Toward Enemy"
SCHEDULED LOW TWELVE BALL SLAPPINGS
Few can match the heaviness of Low Twelve live . . . . come see for yourself why soundmen all over the US have scratched their heads and asked "are you sure there are only three of you up there?". Come out and support some seriously brutal metal and get a tampon thrown in your face too. To book Low Twelve - email us at contact@lowtwelve.com
|
|
Friday February 22nd
at Paulie's, 612 N. Main Street, Bloomington Illinois
9pm, 21 and older, $5 cover
with Ocularis and another tba
Saturday March 29th
at Eastside Tavern, Broadway Street, Columbia Missouri
10pm, 21 and older
with 3 Headed Moses and another tba
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
|
Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
|||
Thanks for reading the Brutality Report . . . we hope you enjoyed your weekly brutalization. If you would like to be added to our email list to receive the link to this report each week then fill out our email form. It's that simple!
Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
Pete Altieri
pete@lowtwelve.com
