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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► December Chopping
Block Show Complete ► New Low Twelve Live Video from Gwar Show ► Hot Next Door Nikki galleries and much more |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Hurtlocker - Embrace the Fall (wicked new thrash from Chicago) | |||
| 2. Sodom - Persecution Mania (killer old school metal) | |||
| 3. Aeon - Rise to Dominate (still can't stop listening to this one) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . I'm back again dishing out more abuse than posers can stand . . . and loving it. We've had a busy week at the Low Twelve Command Center as I finished up the latest Chopping Block Show and spinning some seriously wicked metal. Some have told me it's the most brutal Chopping Block Show yet - so make sure you give it a listen.
Low Twelve is still in writing mode as we dove into "Bodies In My Pocket" this week and make some good headway into the new song. More on the new material later on in this report. Plus I have been spending some time working on the live video we shot at the Canopy Club in October for the big GWAR show and I thought you would like to see one of the songs - "Your God" turned out great and I've got it in high quality wmv format for you to check out. In addition, we've got the usual array of hot naked women doing some nasty things . . . so grab a box of tissues or an old bath towel to clean up the mess after you get done jerking yourself off (or rubbing the nub for the ladies in the house) - or both if you have multiple people reading the report together!
No room for the poser pukes this time around because we've got way too much shit going on to waste our time with their lame asses. You nasty fuckers out there are ready to dig into a buffet of brutality this time around - so let's do it and if a poser shows up, we'll stomp their ass into the ground with ferocity!
Now get on with it.
| YEAR END CHOPPING BLOCK SHOW |
one hour of poser-shredding mania |
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As you bastards know, I host a one-hour long radio show each month that is syndicated on many internet stations all over the world. It's also available on my site to all readers of the Brutality Report, Heavycore members and supporters, and the metal masses. So check out the new show - it's slamming. Crank this shit up! part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3)
Part 1
Part 2 Like what you hear? Well - check out www.ChoppingBlockShow.com for more about the show, pics of me recording it, and that sort of thing. You can also check out past play lists . . . speaking of past play lists - read below! |
- Win a killer Heavycore prize package for the holidays! You'll score a copy of Core til Death 1, 2, 3 and 4 plus the Roasting Posers Volume I DVD. How about that? But - we'll only have one winner and you have to get all the questions right. Good luck - send your answer to join@heavycore.org and make it fast to score the goods!
Answer each question right to win! Hint, you'll find the answers at www.ChoppingBlockShow.com
1. What is the name of the band played this month (and several past shows too) is the ancient city where the word sodomy was born?
2. What Heavycore band suggested Chopping Block for the name of the radio show?
3. What was the name of the first song I played in the first Chopping Block Show?
4. What organization do bands have to belong to before I can play them on the show?
5. What band was played in both the 20th and 21st Chopping Block Show?
Good luck - remember all these are easy to find
at www.ChoppingBlockShow.com - so
get to it and score the great Heavycore prize! Send your answers to me at
join@heavycore.org
| NEW KILLER KARAOKE COMPLETE |
new Killer Karaoke "Seasons Beatings"
8 new songs plus a Killer Karaoke original
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| I've got the new Killer
Karaoke Christmas CD, "Seasons Beatings" complete and ready for you!
If you want to use a debit/credit/paypal account then you can click on
the link below and order one right now! They're $8 (plus $2
shipping in the US) for a CD. If you want to do a digital download
of the entire CD it's only $5 or $1 per song if you only want a single
or two. Check out the mp3 for "A Holly Jolly Christmas" while you
decide! Here is the track listing: Killer Karaoke - Seasons Beatings A Holly Jolly Christmas
(listen) Digital downloaders . . . email me at pete@lowtwelve.com and I can explain how you can pay for the songs and how I will send them to you. Click below if you want to order the CD (not digital download - an actual CD) |
- click here for more information on how to reach 10,000 metal heads each week with your ad!
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So you want to try something new in the
bedroom? Here's one that the ladies reading the report will surely
love. I thought we should do one for the ladies this time around.
Check out the GOBSTOPPER. When you're receiving a hand job and just as you're about to cum, the girl decides to squeeze your unit with all of her might and cap you off with her thumb. Sorry guys - that one doesn't sound like fun at all, so you can blame me if your woman tries this shit out on you. If she does, you need to send us a pic at contact@lowtwelve.com Remember though - the thumb will have to cum off at some point and then it's THAR SHE BLOWS! |
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| THOSE HOT SLUTS NEXT DOOR |
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| So you fuckers love to see
chicks getting naked? Well, you've cum to the right place.
In this column each week we feature a different hot chick, although Next
Door Nikki seems to dominate our reports each week. She's hot as
hell and it's no wonder her webmaster sends her galleries to us nearly
every week! While you're checking out these galleries, feel free to take the site visits. They're usually free and you can see more than just a few pics. Some of them feature videos and more. If you join up as a member, you get to see all the galleries and some of them include some seriously wicked stuff! Often times you can chat with the girls and mail in stuff for them to wear for future photo shoots. How about that? Check out these galleries we're featuring this week and don't worry about it. I won't tell on you. Promise! Just don't blame us if you get in trouble at home or school . . . or like one poor Twelve Head - he got fired from work for looking at porn. Use some fucking common sense . . . grab that box of tissues and get to spankin! http://galleries.tease-pics.com/onlymelanie/154c/index.php?id=1640950 http://galleries.onlytease.com/365j/index.php?id=1640950 http://galleries.onlytease.com/362a/index.php?id=1640950 http://galleries.onlytease.com/359d/index.php?id=1640950 http://galleries.tease-pics.com/onlycarla/134p/index.php?id=1640950 |
| LIVE LOW TWELVE VIDEO FROM GWAR SHOW |
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edited down from the footage we shot at the big GWAR show in October at
the Canopy Club in Urbana Illinois. It was a great show - with a
lot of metal heads in the house ready to get their asses pummeled by
GWAR. So we thought they'd like an appetizer of brutalness while
we opened the show up right! Your God - live at the Gwar show (wmv format - this clip is high quality, so it may take a few minutes to play, but it turned out kick ass) Speaking of Low Twelve, we've been busy working on new material and will continue doing so until March when we start doing shows again. We may play a couple "tune up" shows later in the winter prior to unleashing a new show with new stuff for the spring! Should be brutal as fucking hell! |
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| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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