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BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Veterans' Day
Celebration ► New Killer Karaoke Christmas CD ► Preview of Last Show of 2007 ► Hot Next Door Nikki galleries and much more |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Decapitated - The Negation (great Polish death metal - RIP Vitek) | |||
| 2. Kreator - Live Kreation (the best live CD ever) | |||
| 3. Aeon - Rise to Dominate (still can't stop listening to this one) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . this time we come together on Veterans' Day and what a great day that is to pay tribute to those who have served our great country. In this report, I'll be discussing what it means to us in Low Twelve to celebrate Veteran's Day! Whatever your political leanings are, you'll need to check them at the door on this day and pay the respect to those who have given up so much so the rest can enjoy freedom. As I've said before, the cost of freedom is NEVER free.
In addition to our Veterans' Day celebration, we've got a lot of things going on here. I just did an email interview with Daniel, the guitarist of the death metal band AEON and I've got a little tease from that to give you. Those guys have a new CD out, "Rise to Dominate" on Metal Blade Records and it's simply incredible if you haven't heard it yet, then you better grab a copy. Also I've been bad on some new Killer Karaoke in time for the holiday season with a new Christmas CD called "Seasons Beatings". This time around it's going to be filled with holiday classics like "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree", "Chipmunk Song", "The Little Drummer Boy", and many more. I'm also going to be reading some holiday poems to music, with a little Killer Karaoke slant to it of course! I've got a tease for you to hear in this report. Also I've got a preview of our last show of 2007 next Saturday at the Ye Old Town Inn, a brutal suicide in Pontiac Illinois that has shocked Central Illinois, and much more.
So while the posers of this world worry about what it will be like when we finally come to their house, rip them from it, and sodomize their women . . . you metal freaks can dine on a buffet of brutality! Oh yes, eat hearty my brothers . . . because we dine on roast poser on this day!
Now get on with it!
| SALUTE TO VETERANS |
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| As you all know . . . here
in the Low Twelve Command Center we salute all veterans! Les
served in the US Army as a mechanic in the 1980's and I served in the US
Army as a Cavalry Scout in the early 1990's. Wes' dad is a Vietnam
Veteran - so we all can appreciate the incredible sacrifice that many
have made to serve this great country. I always try and keep
politics out of the Brutality Report, because it usually makes for
hostile conditions. I don't want to start that now. I think
everyone who follows us knows how we feel about that sort of thing and
on this day - everyone needs to check that shit at the door and just
honor those who have served! Over the years, Low Twelve has written many songs about war and in tribute to those who have served our country. On the "Flesh of the Weak" CD we wrote "Trench" about trench warfare during World War I, we wrote about post Vietnam with "S-21" about Pol Pot and his treacherous prison camps in Cambodia. Of course our song "Lines Drawn" is also about Pol Pot and how he spread the filth of Communism to millions and starved them to death over it. Our new material also focuses on many events like this with "Not Forgotten" about veterans of all the wars. Our newest original, "Bodies In My Pocket" is about a Marine sniper in Iraq and what he deals with when he comes home. On this day - you should remember what a great sacrifice so many have made. Neither Les nor I were in combat, but Veterans' Day is different than Memorial Day. Veterans' Day is a tribute to all veterans, past, present . . . and of course future. So we salute you all and thank you for all you've done! Show your support on this Veterans' Day by donating to a worthy cause to support veterans. If you don't have any money to give, stop by a VA hospital some time and donate some magazines. They'll love that sort of thing because most of the magazines in VA waiting rooms are years old. It sucks. I go to the VA in Peoria Illinois every six months for follow ups and I try to bring a big stack each time. It's an easy thing to do to show you give a shit! Here are a couple links to worthy sites
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| GRISLY SUICIDE IN
PONTIAC On Thursday last week, there was a grisly suicide in Pontiac Illinois. Most of you know about Pontiac because of all the crazy shows we've done there! I've always said people from Pontiac were insane and that something is in the water up there to cause such wild antics! Well - it seems a tow truck driver came into work on Thursday morning at 4:30 am, go in his truck, fastened a chain around a bridge post and the other end around his neck and floored the truck! It actually ripped his head clean off! The truck was seen going erratically through two parking lots and down an embankment. The head was left behind for a horrified witness to find and call 911. The driver was 54, but his name has not yet been released. Our sympathies go out to his family and friends for such a horrific incident! Read it for yourself here. |
| AEON INTERVIEW COMING |
AEON - "Rise to Dominate" on Metal Blade - out now |
| I just did an email
interview with Daniel Dlimi, the guitarist of Aeon. These guys are
from Sweden and they're one of the most intense death metal bands
around. They've got a new CD "Rise to Dominate" that shreds - so
pick it up. I just got this back from Daniel today, but I can
share a little part of the interview. The entire thing will be
posted at the Heavycore site next week:
Pete - I love all the old school
Satanic subject matter you write about. How much of that do you guys
actually believe and practice in your lives? |
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So you want to try something new in the
bedroom? Give this one a try - MILKING THE COW! Have sex with a girl with a rubber on, then afterwards pull the rubber off ever so carefully so that all of your specimens are in the bottom. While she is in a post orgasm eyes-shut bliss, while laying down hold it upside down over her face and use the condom while pretending you're milking cow utters. Wow, if you can pull this one off - you need to send us a pic at contact@lowtwelve.com Come on you dairy lovers out there . . . milk that fuckin' cow! She's love it for the protein! |
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| THOSE HOT SLUTS NEXT DOOR |
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| So you fuckers love to see
chicks getting naked? Well, you've cum to the right place.
In this column each week we feature a different hot chick, although Next
Door Nikki seems to dominate our reports each week. She's hot as
hell and it's no wonder her webmaster sends her galleries to us nearly
every week! While you're checking out these galleries, feel free to take the site visits. They're usually free and you can see more than just a few pics. Some of them feature videos and more. If you join up as a member, you get to see all the galleries and some of them include some seriously wicked stuff! Often times you can chat with the girls and mail in stuff for them to wear for future photo shoots. How about that? Check out these galleries we're featuring this week and don't worry about it. I won't tell on you. Promise! Just don't blame us if you get in trouble at home or school . . . or like one poor Twelve Head - he got fired from work for looking at porn. Use some fucking common sense . . . grab that box of tissues and get to spankin! http://meganqt.com/hosted/gal/amateur_set/897650 http://megan-summers.com/hosted/gal/ms_kansas/897650 http://www.phil-flash.com/hosted/gal/holly_amateur_submitted_01/897650 |
| CHRISTMAS DESTROYED AGAIN BY KILLER KARAOKE |
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| With the holidays coming I
couldn't resist doing it again . . . another holiday classic from Killer
Karaoke. This time around it's called "Seasons Beatings" and it
will feature several new classics from my screaming ass . . .
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree and more . . . So do you want a little taste? Well - check out an mp3 of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" by Killer Karaoke. I should have this one done by next weekend and it will be available for sale by then. I'm also going to offer this one as a download or CD - so you can buy it either way. If you like what you hear, then check out the Killer Karaoke myspace page and get into the whole experience: |
Check out my other Killer Karaoke CD's . . . .
| LAST LOW TWELVE SHOW
OF 2007 We will be doing our final show of 2007 coming this Saturday in Chicago at the famous Ye Old Town Inn - also know as YOTI. We've heard a lot about this place and want to take our brand of brutality up north to show them what's up. Our friend Dennis "Paws" Spears invited us to play his birthday party last year with Hurtlocker and this time it's going to be with our Heavycore brothers in Vesicant and another band I'm not familiar with called Westbury. Check out the information and get your ass out to the show! Saturday November 17th We'll see you bastards in the pit for this last show of the year. After that we'll be working very hard on writing new material and gearing up to record the final songs for our upcoming CD "Blackened Spiral Down". It's going to be brutal as fucking hell! |
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Saturday November 17th
Ye Old Town Inn (YOTI)
18 W. Busse Ave, Mt. Prospect Illinois
with Vesicant, Westbury, and another tba
9pm, 21 and older show
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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