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BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Big GWAR show
preview ► Hallowfest III Venue Change ► More Local Shows Booked ► Hot Next Door Nikki galleries and much more |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Exodus - The Atrocity Exhibition (unreal new stuff from the ultimate thrash band) | |||
| 2. Aeon - Rise to Dominate (incredible death metal from Sweden) | |||
| 3. Mentors - You Axed For It (hilarious metal when I'm in a stupid mood) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . as we approach the killer GWAR show this coming Wednesday in Urbana Illinois. We've been working hard on our set for this show and we'll preview the big one in this report for you!
No shows this weekend, but of course that doesn't stop the brutal express one bit. We've got another local show booked for you local Twelve Heads out there, so check out that shit. Plus I got an email from the webmasters of Melissa Midwest and I guess she's gone hardcore on us! Yeah, that hot college chick who played with dildos and kissed other hot chicks in her dorm room is now getting fucked, and sucking miles of cock just for us online! I've got the skinny on that plus some links to galleries of her x-rated debut. You'll have to see this shit to believe it! Also a change in the Hallowfest III venue for next Saturday night, plus the usual barrage of hot naked women, and so much more.
So you porn addicts have a full plate in front of you - and the rest of you fuckers will either have to deal with it or close this report out and go check out Oprah's website or something. We've got plenty of brutality to reign down upon you bastards, so prepare for the steel-toed boot to the jaw! The pain stings . . . but you deal with it because you know you enjoy it so!
Now get on with it.
| NEW EXODUS IS INCREDIBLE! |
New Exodus CD coming October 23rd |
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know, I usually don't point out a new release like this - but when I
heard the new Exodus CD "The Atrocity Exhibition" - I really could not
believe what I was hearing. Nuclear Blast emailed me (among
others) and let us know the entire new CD was up on the band's myspace
page to listen to, not download, in its entirety.
If you dig thrash metal - then you have to check this one out. It's a notch up from their last thrasherpiece "Shovel Headed Kill Machine" as guitar god Gary Holt rips frets up like nothing and the band thunders on with some of the most musical stuff I've ever heard on an Exodus CD. It's just great and I'm sure you'll dig it. Check it out at the link below and feel free to email me at pete@lowtwelve.com with your comments. www.nuclearblastusa.com (record label) |
| HALLOWFEST III VENUE
CHANGE I got an email from the Hallowfest show promoter and organizer, that the venue has changed for the Saturday October 27th show that was to be in Wellington Illinois. Apparently the town has a new mayor, and when he heard about the crazy shows that we were doing at the Legion Hall, he decided to make it mandatory that anyone doing a show had to take out a $500,000 insurance policy, among other things. So - as usual, a good venue goes to the shitter because of some holy rolling mother fucker! So - thinking quickly . . . they were able to move it to a town not too far away from Hoopeston and keep everything exactly the same. So the times, bands, and all that have not changed in the least. Hopefully with the new venue, will come some new blood into the mix and we'll possibly have a record crowd at this year's metal blowout. We always look forward to these shows because the costumes are wild, the girls get in the pit and are NUTS, and the fans have a great time. Check out the updated info and make it a point to come out to this one if you're in striking distance . . . you get $1 off admission if you wear a costume and they have contests for prizes for best costume, sexiest, and more. It's a blast - see you in the pit! Saturday October 27th |
| MELISSA MIDWEST GETS HARDCORE |
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| You've seen Melissa Midwest in these reports before . . . well - I got an email from her webmaster this week with links to some real wicked x-rated stuff that she's been up to. She's been sucking miles of cock and taking the high hard one in front of the cameras. So - get that cock in hand guys and start jerking it, because these galleries are hot as fuck. Ladies, you can rub the nub if you want and enjoy the show as well! |
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So you want to try something new in the
bedroom? Here's one for you football fans out there. It's
called the Punt Fake - check this one out! During Doggystyle sex, right before you come, pull out and spit on her back, she then sighs and turns around. Then you take the opportunity to blow your wad on her face! You'll have totally faked her out . . . hence the name - Punt Fake! Wow, if you can pull this one off - you need to send us a pic at contact@lowtwelve.com - especially if you manage to hit a 50-yarder! Go for it! |
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| THOSE HOT SLUTS NEXT DOOR |
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| So you fuckers love to see
chicks getting naked? Well, you've cum to the right place.
In this column each week we feature a different hot chick, although Next
Door Nikki seems to dominate our reports each week. She's hot as
hell and it's no wonder her webmaster sends her galleries to us nearly
every week! While you're checking out these galleries, feel free to take the site visits. They're usually free and you can see more than just a few pics. Some of them feature videos and more. If you join up as a member, you get to see all the galleries and some of them include some seriously wicked stuff! Often times you can chat with the girls and mail in stuff for them to wear for future photo shoots. How about that? Check out these galleries we're featuring this week and don't worry about it. I won't tell on you. Promise! Just don't blame us if you get in trouble at home or school . . . or like one poor Twelve Head - he got fired from work for looking at porn. Use some fucking common sense . . . grab that box of tissues and get to spankin! http://www.phil-flash.com/hosted/gal/kristi_0026/1085048 http://www.phil-flash.com/hosted/gal/hy_0014/x/1085048 |
| ONLY DAYS UNTIL GWAR COMES TO TOWN . . . |
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| As I write this report,
there are only four days until the GWAR show and I'm pumped as hell to
tear shit up in front of a full house at the Canopy Club in Urbana
Illinois. This will be the biggest show of Low Twelve's career and
we're very ready to destroy. We've got a set of the best we can
must for 30 minutes. Twelve Heads, keep in mind we can't do that
many songs, so we're going to slam it with the best ones we have.
It goes quick and we've been working on it for the past month very hard
so we're tight and slamming on Wednesday. Don't miss it! Wednesday
October 24th |
| LOW TWELVE COMING TO
PAULIE'S ON NOV 3RD We just found out this week that we'll be doing a show with Slavereign Nation and Killborn at Paulie's (formerly Lizards Lounge) in downtown Bloomington Illinois on Saturday November 3rd. The show starts at 8:30 pm, so get there at 8 pm and check out all three bands. It's going to slay! We haven't done a show here for a couple years at least and the last time we did - there was a prison-style brawl in the pit that nearly destroyed the place. So we might have a riot on our hands - but hopefully the Twelve Heads will keep it under control and have a good time without the cop drama! Big thanks to Dustin from Slavereign Nation for inviting us to play. We already have flyers going for this one and some are up already - so local fans spread the word for this show. It is a 21 and older - so tell those legal aged metal freaks you know about it and let's try and tear the fucking roof off so they want us back for more! |
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Wednesday October 24th
Canopy Club
708 S. Goodwin Ave, Urbana Illinois
with GWAR and Human Artifacts
7pm, 18 and older
order tickets now at
www.canopyclub.com
Saturday October 27th
Hallowfest III - American Legion
104 Thompson Street, Rossville Illinois
with Stinkditch, Fallen Oath, Incursion, Sex Creep, and Ocularis
6pm, all ages - 21 and older can drink with ID
Saturday November 3rd
Paulie's
612 N. Main Street, Bloomington Illinois
with Slavereign Nation and Killborn
9pm, 21 and older show
Saturday November 17th
Ye Old Town Inn (YOTI)
18 W. Busse Ave, Mt. Prospect Illinois
with Vesicant, Westbury, and another tba
9pm, 21 and older show
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
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