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BRUTALITY REPORT
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
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Invited to Local Battle of the Bands ► More Pics From Columbia Show ► Another Before They Were Brutal Feature ► Hot Next Door Nikki galleries and much more |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Fates Warning - No Exit Reissue (totally killer old school prog metal) | |||
| 2. Mercyful Fate - Don't Break the Oath (how can you not like this evil shit?) | |||
| 3. Aeon - Rise to Dominate (brutal death from Sweden) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . this Brutality Report is coming to you a day early this week - so enjoy the dose of nastiness a bit ahead of time my brutal comrades. No shows this weekend, but that doesn't mean the Brutal Express stops as you well know. We've got plenty of news to cause the weak to throw their lame asses in front of a bus!
Low Twelve was invited to compete in a Battle of the Bands this coming Friday October 12th at Show-Me's in downtown Bloomington! Also playing are Heavycore brothers Ocularis, and some basic rock bands - so it should be interesting to say the least! More details on that later in the report. Plus photographer Lori Auer sent us some pics that she took at the show last Saturday in Columbia Missouri . . . and we'll show you how kick ass she is. Lori is at most every metal show in that area and is known for doing a great job taking pics. Also in this report, check me out as a little kid in "Before They Were Brutal", plus the usual array of hot chicks doing nasty things . . . just how you sick fuckers dig it.
So you metal freaks know what's coming - so prepare for the beating as always. You pussies out there who don't know what the fuck is smacking you in the head each and every week should know the drill by now. Just unplug the computer and pretend none of this shit ever happened. Ha - you fucking posers.
Now get on with it.
| LOW TWELVE BRUTALIZING BATTLE OF THE BANDS |
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| We were invited to play a
local Battle of the Bands at a downtown Bloomington Illinois bar called
Show-Me's. The bar is really cool and is set up like a sports bar
with hot girls in skimpy "Hooters-like" outfits serving the beer and
munchies. Sound like a good time? Well - don't miss the show this coming Friday night October 12th as we slam it into overdrive and compete along with our Heavycore brothers in Ocularis. Also appearing are some more mainstream rock bands like Nothing Fits, Hidden Agenda, Working Class Rejects, and more. The show kicks off at 8pm - we go on at 10pm. They're giving us a 45 minute set . . . so we'll come up with one that will burn the fucker down! The top three bands from Friday go on to play on Saturday October 13th for the finals. According to the bar, they'll be using a DJ from 96.7 FM, one of the waitresses, and another tba as judges for the contest. They'll be judging us on three things - I'm not sure what those are, but if it's tampon tossing, chest rattling grooves, and sheer brutality - we've got this one beat! So you local Twelve Heads spread the word - we don't do many local shows, so this one should be kick ass. Thanks to Gam from Ocularis for turning us on to this one. We look forward to having a good time and competing along with the rest. May the most brutal win . . . |
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Pete Altieri - Before I Was Brutal |
BEFORE THEY WERE BRUTAL |
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Ha, I figured if I was going to do this shit, I'd have to include myself. So - here you go. A nice pic of me at the beach as a little fucker . . . before I was brutal. So where did I grow up? Well, some of you know I was born in Bronx New York and spent much of my later childhood in Bethel Connecticut prior to moving out to Illinois when I was 21. It wasn't until 1998 that I started Low Twelve and began my "brutal" career. Check out the hat on that little ucker! You gotta love that shit. If you freaks or freakettes have a couple pics like this you'd like me to feature - go ahead and send them in to me at contact@lowtwelve.com and with it give me your name, town/'city/country if outside US and a little about yourself now and then. If you have to snail mail it in - Low Twelve, PO Box 4324, Bloomington IL 61702. I'll feature it here if I dig it. Be on the lookout for more pics of the members of Low Twelve too - we're not beyond the reach of the "Before They Were Brutal" column! |
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So you want to try something new in the
bedroom? Well - check out the ROYAL SALUTE. This one is
great for the patriotic perverts out there. Make your girl kneel and salute you while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance as you proceed to jerk off and cum on her face. Wow, if you can pull this one off - you need to send us a pic at contact@lowtwelve.com - especially if you manage to tea bag two at a time with a nut in each mouth. |
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| THOSE HOT SLUTS NEXT DOOR |
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| So you fuckers love to see
chicks getting naked? Well, you've cum to the right place.
In this column each week we feature a different hot chick, although Next
Door Nikki seems to dominate our reports each week. She's hot as
hell and it's no wonder her webmaster sends her galleries to us nearly
every week! While you're checking out these galleries, feel free to take the site visits. They're usually free and you can see more than just a few pics. Some of them feature videos and more. If you join up as a member, you get to see all the galleries and some of them include some seriously wicked stuff! Often times you can chat with the girls and mail in stuff for them to wear for future photo shoots. How about that? Check out these galleries we're featuring this week and don't worry about it. I won't tell on you. Promise! Just don't blame us if you get in trouble at home or school . . . or like one poor Twelve Head - he got fired from work for looking at porn. Use some fucking common sense . . . grab that box of tissues and get to spankin! http://galleries.sweetadri.com/adriroom2/sweetadri.html?nats=brutalityreport:melissa:adri,0,0,0,1221 |
| MORE PICS FROM COLUMBIA SHOW |
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| Huge fuck yeahs to Lori Auer
for taking some great pics of us at the show last weekend in Columbia
Missouri. Lori has taken shots of us before and they always turn
out killer - and this time is no different.
Check 'em out and here's a link where you can see all the shots she took. http://www.flickr.com/photos/lorri37/1495683514/ We also got a couple emails from other fans who took shots of us that are located at www.comomusic.com so check that out. Also support that web site if you dig metal and live in Missouri, because they report on all the shit going on in that area. |
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Friday October 12th
Show Me's - Battle of the Bands
517 N. Main Street, Bloomington Illinois
with Ocularis, Nothing Fits, and more
8pm, 21 and older
(if we win the first round, we play Sat 10/13 too)
Wednesday October 24th
Canopy Club
708 S. Goodwin Ave, Urbana Illinois
with GWAR and Human Artifacts
7pm, 18 and older
order tickets now at
www.canopyclub.com
Saturday October 27th
Hallowfest III - Lions Club Pavilion
200 N. North Bulldog Road, Wellington Illinois
with Stinkditch, Fallen Oath, Incursion, Sex Creep, and Ocularis
6pm, all ages (21 and older byob - no glass)
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
Pete Altieri
pete@lowtwelve.com
