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BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Low Twelve Tears
Up Columbia . . . Again ► October Chopping Block Show Posted ► Pete Bounces Back From Staph Infection ► Hot Next Door Nikki galleries and much more |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Mercyful Fate - Don't Break the Oath (the ultimate evil album) | |||
| 2. Nuclear Blast All Stars - Out of the Dark (kick ass compilation of musicians) | |||
| 3. Hurtlocker - Fear In a Handful of Dust (wicked Chicago thrash) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . so good to be back in the brutal saddle again with you! Last week as you know, I was sidelined by one brutal staph infection that really fucked me up! I'll explain more later on in the report, but it really knocked me on my ass my brothers and sisters. But have no fear, I continue on despite these poser toxins trying to take my ass out.
Aside from all my medical drama, Low Twelve tore it up brutally in Columbia Missouri at the legendary Eastside Tavern. It was a killer show and we've got the pics to prove it. It was a good time and we had an awesome, relaxing trip to see our brothers in 3 Headed Moses, among other friends who come out to all the shows at Eastside. In addition, I've got the October edition of the Heavycore Chopping Block Show posted and ready for your metal consumption . . . so give it a listen while you read this report! All that plus much more and of course, plenty of titties in the hot galleries from Next Door Nikki and friends. So hang on for one brutal ride this time around.
All you poser fucks out there should probably shield your eyes from what you are about to see. It must be tough to read about the conquests of a real metal band while you sit home and jerk off to old issues of Hit Parader with Fred Durst on the cover. Ha - he's twice as queer as any of you pukes. Of course the real metal freaks out there know the deal and are ready to stomp your ass into the ground.
Now get on with it.
| NEW CHOPPING BLOCK POSTED |
scorching the ears of posers each and every month! |
| I gave you a little preview
of a few of the bands I was going to spin in the new show . . . well now
you get to dine on the buffet of brutality I've got in store.
Check out the play list and click on the links to hear each 30-minute
part for one solid hour of wicked ass metal. In this show I play a
new song from Exodus as well as Chicago thrashers Hurtlocker. It's
a brutal show for sure. Listen to the NEW Heavycore Chopping Block (October 2007 - hosted by Pete Altieri) part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3) Part 1
Exodus - Riot Act Part 2
Hurtlocker - They Check out the official site for the show at www.ChoppingBlockShow.com and also the myspace page at www.myspace.com/ChoppingBlockShow |
| INFECTIONS ATTEMPT TO KEEP PETE DOWN |
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| The week before last, I was
hit with one hell of a wicked infection that nearly knocked me out for
good! I had an ingrown hair on my right thigh that got infected.
Well - I know that shit sounds gross, but I'm being honest with you
fuckers. I tried to deal with it on my own, using some over the
counter stuff, but this was bad. I was also burning up with fever
when I finally dragged my ass in to see a doctor.
Come to find out, I had a temperature of 103 and they ran some blood work and found out I not only had one staph infection, but I had two of the bastards! They ran an IV on me and had me sleep for a couple hours while they dumped anti biotics and pain meds into me. When I woke up, my fever was gone and I felt a lot better. They were going to keep me overnight, but said it was ok to leave. I had to take two antibiotics and clean the wound several times a day. Fortunately, it slowly got better. I was hurting bad last weekend and couldn't sit down at my office chair for more than five or ten minutes at a time. It sucked - so that's why I couldn't bust out the report last week. Forgive me my brutal friends! So the posers thought they had me one more time . . . but I eluded their attacks! |
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Hell yeah - this one was sent in from
Tim (Alabama) who wanted to share a good one. This one is called
Wolf Mask. You shave all your pubes, ass, taint hair. all that shit and put it in a ziplock bag. Once your getting head from some slut, shoot your load all over her face, pull the bag out and pour the hair all over her face and RUN LIKE HELL. She'll be screaming at you and looking like some wolf chick or something. Wow, if you can pull this one off - you need to send us a pic at contact@lowtwelve.com - especially if you manage to tea bag two at a time with a nut in each mouth. |
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| THOSE HOT SLUTS NEXT DOOR |
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| So you fuckers love to see
chicks getting naked? Well, you've cum to the right place.
In this column each week we feature a different hot chick, although Next
Door Nikki seems to dominate our reports each week. She's hot as
hell and it's no wonder her webmaster sends her galleries to us nearly
every week! While you're checking out these galleries, feel free to take the site visits. They're usually free and you can see more than just a few pics. Some of them feature videos and more. If you join up as a member, you get to see all the galleries and some of them include some seriously wicked stuff! Often times you can chat with the girls and mail in stuff for them to wear for future photo shoots. How about that? Check out these galleries we're featuring this week and don't worry about it. I won't tell on you. Promise! Just don't blame us if you get in trouble at home or school . . . or like one poor Twelve Head - he got fired from work for looking at porn. Use some fucking common sense . . . grab that box of tissues and get to spankin! http://galleries.sweetadri.com/adriroom2/sweetadri.html?nats=brutalityreport:melissa:adri,0,0,0,1221 |
| LESGYVER STRIKES AGAIN! |
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| We just recently had two
major pieces of gear go down and Lesgyver was able to fix 'em up and get
things back on track. The first thing was Les' processor - which
gives him that oh-so-brutal sound on stage! It turned out to be an
internal battery that Les was able to replace and with some doing - he
dialed it back in to even more brutal tones than before. It's
beyond brutal now! Then, my bass head acts all weird and totally goes down last week. I was stressing big time, and Les tore the fucker apart and found a bad solder joint. Of course he busts out the soldering iron and fixes it up right. We tested it out this past weekend and WOW - my shit was ripping. Once he fixed it, Les and I spent some time dialing my tone in even more and just like his guitar tone, my shit was flat out thumping it without mercy! So fans who came out to the show on Saturday got a special treat with both Les' guitar stuff and my bass gear in full form - strutting our stuff for all of Columbia to hear. Huge fuck yeahs to Les "Lesgyver" Aldridge for his speedy repairs just in time for the show! |
| BRUTALIZING COLUMBIA
AGAIN! We had an awesome trip west to Columbia Missouri on Saturday. Along for the ride were Crazy Mike Lanham and Wes' girlfriend Michelle. It was a good time and a nice day for the five-hour cruise. We checked into our hotel, the same one we hit each time, and enjoyed some time in the hot tub in preparation for the beatings that we were about to administer. Then we drove to downtown Columbia and saw all our bros at the Eastside Tavern. It was great to see Sal and all the staff again, plus all the great locals that we've enjoying partying with each time around! We shared the stage with St. Louis-based Head On Collision who we hadn't seen in a couple years. They tore it the fuck up! It was good to hear them again. We played next and spanked it hard and fast . . . we opened up with "Chopping Block" and ripped into a 45 minute set with new and older stuff - ending the show with "Crawlspace" and an encore of "Brutal World". It was wicked! Closing out the night were 3 Headed Moses, who played a set of all new stuff. They sounded killer as ever and tore the place up! Check out the pics Crazy Mike took . . . sorry you perverts, no titty shots this time!
Thanks again to all who helped make the show possible - Luke from 3 Headed Moses, Sal and staff, and of course all the great Columbia fans. Thanks - you fuckers rule. We'll see you all again soon I'm sure. |
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Wednesday October 24th
Canopy Club
708 S. Goodwin Ave, Urbana Illinois
with GWAR and Human Artifacts
7pm, 18 and older
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Saturday October 27th
Hallowfest III - Lions Club Pavilion
200 N. North Bulldog Road, Wellington Illinois
with Stinkditch, Fallen Oath, Incursion, Sex Creep, and Ocularis
6pm, all ages (21 and older byob - no glass)
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| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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