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BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Gearing Up For
the Gwar Show ► More "Before They Were Brutal" ► Chopping Block Show Picked Up By New Affiliate ► Hot Next Door Nikki galleries and much more |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. One Man Army & The Undead Quartet - Error In Evolution (great Swedish thrash metal) | |||
| 2. Nuclear Blast All Stars - Out of the Dark (kick ass compilation of musicians) | |||
| 3. Hurtlocker - Fear In a Handful of Dust (killer Chicago-based thrash metal) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . many thanks to all of you who emailed in compliments about the Brutality Report last week. I really appreciate that. Many of you commented on my six years being cancer free and that's really cool. If you missed that report, then check it out here before you proceed. I did a tribute to the fallen on 9/11, coverage of the insane Poser Roast 22 show, and much more.
Last week I debuted a new column, "Before They Were Brutal" and I got quite a few emails in support of that. I thought it was funny and already the ideas were bouncing around at Low Twelve practice this week. Les said he had some funny pics of himself as a young fucker - I know I've got quite a few myself. So let's check out a new installment of the column, this one sent in by a mom who has a very metal-influenced boy who's all about being brutal. You'll get a kick out of this week's column for sure. Plus we're gearing up for the big Gwar show as we hone down a 30-minute balls out set for the occasion. Plus the Heavycore Chopping Block Show that I do each month now is picked up by a new affiliate who will be spinning the show twice a day! Fuck yeah - that's a lot of new metal freaks who will be hearing it. All that shit and plus much more, and of course the usual array of hot naked chicks to make you dirty fuckers come back another week! Can you even handle the brutality of it all?
So you posers out there who feel a voyeuristic need to read on each week . . . you must grow tired and depressed of all the nastiness going on while you sit home and spank your pud. Well, the rest of us are brandishing cocks of steel and knocking down buildings with a single bound!
Now get on with it!
| NEW AFFILIATE FOR THE CHOPPING BLOCK SHOW! |
hosted each month by Heavycore Founder & Chief Disposer of Posers - Pete Altieri |
| Doom Radio (www.doomradio.net)
has now picked up the one-hour long radio show I do each month called
the Heavycore Chopping Block! Fuck yeah. They'll be spinning
the show twice a day so that means each show will get approximately 60
plays just on that station. That's not to mention the many others
who play it - so the radio show continues to grow . . . . and the
brutality spreads that much further! If you missed the show for September, then check it out! Here's my playlist:
Testament - The
Burning Times Listen to the NEW Heavycore Chopping Block (September 2007 - hosted by Pete Altieri) part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3) |
Hey - do you play in a band? Do you run a magazine, radio show, or tattoo shop? Or what the fuck ever? Well - I'm running a special if you pay for your ad this week before Friday September 21st - you can score a one minute ad for only $20. I'll even do the ad for you - for free. All I need is what you want in the ad and if you have certain music you'd like me to use. It's easy and I can email you the mp3 of the ad first so you can hear it before it goes live on the show. That's a good savings and you'll be reaching out to a lot of metal heads each month. You can paypal me the money at join@heavycore.org or snail mail it to Heavycore, PO Box 4324, Bloomington IL 61702. Send cash or a money order made out to Pete Altieri.
| NEW LOW TWELVE SONG
COMPLETE We've been working really hard on the new Low Twelve song "Mountains of the Dead" and it's finally complete. We're going to start working it into our live set - so keep your ears open for that shit. We're very proud of this one - it's an epic song for us weighing in at over five minutes long. Most of our songs are 3-4 minutes. This one has a lot of cool changes, nasty heaviness, and plenty of mosh parts tossed in for good measure. The next one ready to go is "Bodies In My Pocket" about the Marine sniper I recently posted the lyrics to. This one will be worked in at practice as we begin to work on it this week or early next. With a couple weeks off live shows, we can actually work on new songs without any distraction. |
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BEFORE THEY WERE BRUTAL |
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We've got a new metal freak in the Before They Were Brutal column! This time this one was sent in from a mom who thought we needed to see her son, Cole, before he was brutal. Talk about a trip - check out the Mohawk and middle finger salute going on! Sweet! I've personally met Cole and he is a cute kid for sure. Thanks to Christy for sending this one in! It's fucking awesome! You gotta love that shit. If you freaks or freakettes have a couple pics like this you'd like me to feature - go ahead and send them in to me at contact@lowtwelve.com and with it give me your name, town/'city/country if outside US and a little about yourself now and then. If you have to snail mail it in - Low Twelve, PO Box 4324, Bloomington IL 61702. I'll feature it here if I dig it. Be on the lookout for pics of the members of Low Twelve too - we're not beyond the reach of the "Before They Were Brutal" column! |
- click here for more information on how to reach 10,000 metal heads each week with your ad!
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So you want to try something new in the
bedroom? Here's one that would involve one you guys and two hot
chicks? Sounds like fun huh? Well - check out CARNIVAL. While you're double teaming a girl with your friend, one of you bangs her in the pink and the other bangs her in the stink. At the same time, pull out of her leaving the condoms inside. Count to 3 and at the same time start peeing out of your pistol and into your balloon. Whoever pops their balloon first wins the dirty stuffed animal. Wow, if you can pull this one off - you need to send us a pic at contact@lowtwelve.com Have fun at the carnival my brutal friends . . . |
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| THOSE HOT SLUTS NEXT DOOR |
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| So you fuckers love to see
chicks getting naked? Well, you've cum to the right place.
In this column each week we feature a different hot chick, although Next
Door Nikki seems to dominate our reports each week. She's hot as
hell and it's no wonder her webmaster sends her galleries to us nearly
every week! While you're checking out these galleries, feel free to take the site visits. They're usually free and you can see more than just a few pics. Some of them feature videos and more. If you join up as a member, you get to see all the galleries and some of them include some seriously wicked stuff! Often times you can chat with the girls and mail in stuff for them to wear for future photo shoots. How about that? Check out these galleries we're featuring this week and don't worry about it. I won't tell on you. Promise! Just don't blame us if you get in trouble at home or school . . . or like one poor Twelve Head - he got fired from work for looking at porn. Use some fucking common sense . . . grab that box of tissues and get to spankin! http://galleries.melissamidwest.com/video/aug3/melissamidwest.html?nats=MTE0NTQ0MjoyOjE,0,0,0,861 |
| GEARING UP FOR GWAR
SHOW With the big news coming a few weeks ago, Low Twelve has been working on a 30-minute set for this opening slot. The fact that Gwar sold 1,200 tickets the last time they played the Canopy Club in Urbana Illinois on a Tuesday - means that this Wednesday show should be just as good if not BETTER. We'll be playing in front of a huge crowd and we'll be trying to get them pumped up to see Gwar . . . while at the same time converting some metal freaks into Twelve Heads when we're done stomping ass! I can't divulge the set list . . . but it will be jam-packed with songs off each of our three CD's as well as a few new songs too. You can rest assured, we thought of you hardcore Twelve Heads too! So come out and support the show . . . it should be wicked as hell. We have had a few people asking us if we were doing a party bus to the show, right now that's not on the table, but if you're interested in doing that - email me at pete@lowtwelve.com and if we get enough of an interest - I'll see what I can do to help facilitate that. Wednesday October 24th 8pm, 18 and older show Check out www.canopyclub.com for more information and how to get your tickets NOW! |
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Few can match the heaviness of Low Twelve live . . . . come see for yourself why soundmen all over the US have scratched their heads and asked "are you sure there are only three of you up there?". Come out and support some seriously brutal metal and get a tampon thrown in your face too. To book Low Twelve - email us at contact@lowtwelve.com
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Saturday September 29th
Eastside Tavern
Broadway Street, Columbia Missouri
with 3 Headed Moses and Head On Collision
10pm, 21 and older
Wednesday October 24th
Canopy Club
708 S. Goodwin Ave, Urbana Illinois
with GWAR and Human Artifacts
7pm, 18 and older
order tickets now at
www.canopyclub.com
Saturday October 27th
Hallowfest III - Lions Club Pavilion
200 N. North Bulldog Road, Wellington Illinois
with Stinkditch, Sex Creep, and more
8pm, all ages (21 and older byob - no glass)
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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Brutal 24 Fuckin' 7,
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