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BRUTALITY REPORT
DATE POSTED
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IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE: |
| ► Insane Pontiac
Show - Cole's Benefit ► New Metal Venue in Champaign ► September Chopping Block Show ► Hot Next Door Nikki galleries and much more |
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So what in my brutal CD player this week? |
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| 1. Kreator - Live Kreation (did I say this was the GREATEST live CD ever?) | |||
| 2. Bolt Thrower - For Victory (kick ass old school death metal) | |||
| 3. King Diamond - Give Me Your Soul Please (killer new KD) | |||
So good to see you back in brutality once again my friends . . . it's been a very hectic week here at the Low Twelve Command Center. With today being Labor Day, I am publishing this report a day later than usual. But it's well worth the wait as you'll soon see . . .
We had one of the best shows ever in Pontiac Illinois at Craig Cole's Benefit - and we've got the brutal mosh pit photos to prove it. We also tore it up in the most nasty of ways at a new Champaign venue that you'll need to check out soon! Plus the new September edition of the Heavycore Chopping Block Show with lots of wicked metal to include a debut of the Low Twelve song "Not Forgotten". You'll dig it for sure. Also the usual display of hot chicks doing nasty things and much more.
So you posers out there who can't stand the brutality of it all - you need to just pull the plug on your computer and try and forget this all ever happened. We've been terrorizing your ass for nine years now - so you might as well convert and become a real metal freak. The rest of you metal maniacs can enjoy another dose of sickness, so get a nice cold drink or a warm bowl of something you dig . . .
Now get on with it.
| CHOPPING THOSE POSERS UP AGAIN | |
| I finished up the September
edition of the Heavycore Chopping Block Show the other day and have it
ready for you to check out! So why not play it while you read the
Brutality Report? Check out the playlist:
Testament - The
Burning Times Listen to the NEW Heavycore Chopping Block (September 2007 - hosted by Pete Altieri) part 1 (mp3) part 2 (mp3) |
| POSER ROAST 22 | |
| Don't miss this KILLER show
coming up this Saturday night in Champaign Illinois. It's going to
be one hell of a Poser Roast 22 show - so come out and support it.
HEAVYCORE POSER ROAST
22 We'll see your ass at the show . . . |
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So you want to try something new in the
bedroom? Here's one for you sadistic mother fuckers out there and
it's called EARACHE. While receiving oral sex, just as you blow your load, take it out of her mouth and scream "Holy shit! There's a raccoon in here!" As you do this point to either side. When she turns her head, shoot your love gunk in her ear. Her ears will ring for hours, hence the name "Earache". Wow - that's pretty brutal. But then if she loves you, she won't mind in the least I'm sure. Isn't that what Q-Tips are for? Ha - if you pull this one off send us a pic to contact@lowtwelve.com and we'll post it for all to see. |
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| THOSE HOT SLUTS NEXT DOOR |
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| So you fuckers love to see
chicks getting naked? Well, you've cum to the right place.
In this column each week we feature a different hot chick, although Next
Door Nikki seems to dominate our reports each week. She's hot as
hell and it's no wonder her webmaster sends her galleries to us nearly
every week! While you're checking out these galleries, feel free to take the site visits. They're usually free and you can see more than just a few pics. Some of them feature videos and more. If you join up as a member, you get to see all the galleries and some of them include some seriously wicked stuff! Often times you can chat with the girls and mail in stuff for them to wear for future photo shoots. How about that? Check out these galleries we're featuring this week and don't worry about it. I won't tell on you. Promise! Just don't blame us if you get in trouble at home or school . . . or like one poor Twelve Head - he got fired from work for looking at porn. Use some fucking common sense . . . grab that box of tissues and get to spankin! http://galleries.melissamidwest.com/video/jul16/melissamidwest.html?nats=MTE0NTQ0MjoyOjE,0,0,0,1197 (movies) http://galleries.melissamidwest.com/video/aug8/melissamidwest.html?nats=MTE0NTQ0MjoyOjE,0,0,0,1195 (movies) |
| KICK ASS NEW VENUE FOR METAL IN CHAMPAIGN |
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| We played at Illusions in
downtown Champaign on Saturday night and had a great time. This is
a new venue for metal - so you need to find out when they're having
their next metal show and go check it out! The place kicks total
ass - they have a nice size stage with a killer house PA. They've
also got a large bar, chill out area and even a downstairs to hang out
in. The place is clean and done up right - so go check it out.
They're at 207 W. Clark Street - only a couple blocks from downtown.
The place doesn't have a great sign or anything, but keep your eyes open
and you'll find it. They've got plenty of free parking behind the
bar that you can access from an alley. We played with Butt Ugly and Become the Beast - two Champaign area bands and it was a lot of fun. You really need to check it out - they're talking about doing a metal show every month and if things go well, they'll do more! So go check out Illusions in Champaign! Check out some pics below that Crazy Mike took. Even with a small turnout - he still managed to pull of a nice titty shot. Hell yeah Crazy Mike! |
Butt Ugly
Become the Beast
Les Aldridge - Low Twelve
Wes Pollock - Low Twelve
Pete Altieri - Low Twelve (yeah, that's my ugly
ass)
way to go Crazy Mike!
| INSANITY IN PONTIAC |
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| Low Twelve played at the
Pontiac VFW on Friday night for Craig Cole's Benefit. It was
typical Pontiac Illinois insanity as the place was jam packed with tons
of metal maniacs ready to drink some serious beer and mosh it up until
the small hours! We saw tons of friends and fans that we hadn't seen in a while - way too many to mention here. It was a great turnout on short notice - so huge fuck yeahs to all who helped put it together. Jenny Cremer was instrumental in pulling it all together. I helped pull the bands together, while Matt from In the Wake of the Butcher was helpful on the promo side of things and Tom Roe volunteered his services for sound. Les brought his lights and the show was pulled together nicely . . . with lots of metal mayhem for all! |
In the Wake of the Butcher
Ocularis
Killborn
two Pontiac fans
Pontiac Mosh Pit
Pontiac Mosh Pit
Pete Altieri - Low Twelve
Les Aldridge - Low Twelve
Wes Pollock - Low Twelve
The bands all kicked complete ass! In the Wake of the Butcher played really well for one of their first shows - these guys will be one to keep an eye on for the future. Ocularis tore it up and it's good to see them back in the saddle and playing well . . . Killborn still needs a bass player but they put on a great show nonetheless. Comprised of Travis Waterman and Jeremy Meister - both former Breed of Sedition and Human Hatemachine members (ex-members of Craig Cole's bands), Killborn kept the pace of the show going full throttle and we closed the night out with a bludgeoning set of Low Twelve tunes. We opened up with Chopping Block and continue to pound 'em out with Lines Drawn, Within Lies, Thin Skinned, Dying Room, Defiance to the End, Bind Torture Kill, Brutal World, Heavycore, Not Forgotten, Crawlspace, and came back for an encore with Kill Floor. It was one hell of a great show! The crowd was awesome!
The mosh pit was intense all night long as there were plenty of busted lips and cracked ribs to go around. We saw some crazy shit as Bloomington metal freak, Bird, had a small kid across his shoulders, knocking people down with his body in the pit. It was wild. There was even some girl-on-girl fighting action in the middle of the pit, so there was a little bit for everyone! Fuck yeah! What else would you expect in Pontiac?
We were approached by a couple of the VFW people after the show who really appreciated all I was saying about veterans and how we should thank them - then of course we played "Not Forgotten". We really enjoy doing that song live because we believe in the message entirely, and it's probably getting the best reaction from fans who have friends and/or loved ones in Iraq and Afghanistan. It's got to be tough, and so if us playing a song to salute those brave people - it's the least we can do as a band.
All in all the benefit to help with Craig's final expenses was big success and we raised $1,200 to help them out! Fuck yeah. The plan is to use the money to pay to have a name plate put out in the cemetery where Craig's ashes were scattered. They also want to have a drum set etched on the plate - so that will be awesome. We're happy we could do something to help out Craig's family. As you all know, Craig was a friend of ours and he was our live sound engineer many times as well as helping out with engineering drums and guitars for the "This Side Toward Enemy" CD. He will be sorely missed!
We hope to be back at the Pontiac VFW - this was a kick ass place to play and you can do all ages shows too! So keep your eyes and ears open Pontiac freaks, we just might be back stomping your ass all over again soon!
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Saturday September 8th
Chiefs
Champaign Illinois
Poser Roast 22
with Heavy-Handed, Southview, Butt Ugly,
Become the Beast, and Skeptk
9pm, 21 and older
Saturday September 29th
Eastside Tavern
Broadway Street, Columbia Missouri
with 3 Headed Moses and Head On Collision
10pm, 21 and older
Wednesday October 24th
Canopy Club
708 S. Goodwin Ave, Urbana Illinois
with GWAR and Human Artifacts
7pm, 18 and older
order tickets now at
www.canopyclub.com
Saturday October 27th
Hallowfest III - Lions Club Pavilion
200 N. North Bulldog Road, Wellington Illinois
with Stinkditch, Sex Creep, and more
8pm, all ages (21 and older byob - no glass)
contact@lowtwelve.com for booking
| LINKS YOUR ASS SHOULD KNOW! | |||
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Heavycore - main site myspace online store Killer Karaoke - main site myspace Rotting Corpse Records - Blabbermouth - We See Dead People - Jeff Gaither - Mike Stoltz - Consumption Junction - Rotten.com - Phil Flash |
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